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Trixxxia · 02-17-2006, 10:18 PM

A grade school teacher in Peterborough asked her students to use
the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm in Lakefield and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.'

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and I was fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate'.'

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him. Little Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'

Have a great weekend folks

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 02-17-2006, 10:22 PM

lol...

hahahahaha, thats a good one...

avalonp · 02-17-2006, 10:24 PM

heh, good ending

02-17-2006, 10:18 PM	#1
Trixxxia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 5,600	JOKE:: Little Johnny - email Joke of the day A grade school teacher in Peterborough asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm in Lakefield and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.' Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and I was fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate'.' Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him. Little Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.' Have a great weekend folks

02-17-2006, 10:22 PM	#2
Stacey_JoinRightNow Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Montreal Posts: 6,269	lol... hahahahaha, thats a good one... __________________

02-17-2006, 10:24 PM	#3
avalonp Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 62	heh, good ending