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baddog · 02-17-2006, 06:20 PM

I have a client that is looking for 2 investors willing to put up $15,000 each in a mainstream venture.

The return is $1,000 a month for 24 months. First payment would be 30 days after monies received.

If one person wants to invest $30,000 the return would be $2,000/mo for 24 months.

Anyone interested can respond here or contact me at [email protected]

jjjay · 02-17-2006, 06:35 PM

hmmmm

why not just get a business loan

After Shock Media · 02-17-2006, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by jjjay

hmmmm

why not just get a business loan

Think the key word in that offer is "invest". Technically if it folds or whatever you are sort of SOL.

baddog · 02-17-2006, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Think the key word in that offer is "invest". Technically if it folds or whatever you are sort of SOL.

Actually, no. The investment would be a guaranteed with another resource. So, while I did say they were looking for investors, in reality it would be a secured loan.

EdgeXXX · 02-17-2006, 06:49 PM

Would he be ok with signing a contract stating the terms?

baddog · 02-17-2006, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by EdgeXXX

Would he be ok with signing a contract stating the terms?

Would not have it any other way.

Love Sex · 02-17-2006, 07:07 PM

if you can secure the loan its much cheaper from the bank and no need for an invester

baddog · 02-17-2006, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Love Sex

if you can secure the loan its much cheaper from the bank and no need for an invester

Some things are acceptable collateral by a bank, others are not.

Sly · 02-17-2006, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Love Sex

if you can secure the loan its much cheaper from the bank and no need for an invester

This is probably a down payment, the bank is already giving a loan, hehe.

It isn't an investment though, its a guaranteed loan and the guarantee is good. Assuming this is what I think it is, if it isn't, ignore everything I've said.

Biggy · 02-17-2006, 08:50 PM

you have mail...

2HousePlague · 02-17-2006, 08:57 PM

I appreciate the pledged asset may be *unconventional*

I am all for recognizing value in unconventional places.

But, the trouble is, what would BIND the asset to the loan...LEGALLY?

Biggy · 02-17-2006, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

I appreciate the pledged asset may be *unconventional*

I am all for recognizing value in unconventional places.

But, the trouble is, what would BIND the asset to the loan...LEGALLY?

the right paperwork, and having the asset or the right to the asset held in escrow until completion of the loan.

baddog · 02-17-2006, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Biggy

you have mail...

as do you

baddog · 02-17-2006, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

I appreciate the pledged asset may be *unconventional*

I am all for recognizing value in unconventional places.

But, the trouble is, what would BIND the asset to the loan...LEGALLY?

A signed contract,

2HousePlague · 02-17-2006, 09:10 PM

Well, that's progressive --

baddog · 02-17-2006, 11:25 PM

bumpity.

GTS Mark · 02-18-2006, 12:55 AM

$30k is not all that much, can't you go to a bank?

DH

datatank · 02-18-2006, 12:59 AM

Why dont you lend them the $ if you think its worthwhile?

baddog · 02-18-2006, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDER

$30k is not all that much, can't you go to a bank?

DH

It isn't for me

baddog · 02-18-2006, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by datatank

Why dont you lend them the $ if you think its worthwhile?

Do you have any idea how many ventures, domains, sites that are presented to me every month?

I only wish I could afford to invest in all of them.

tical · 02-18-2006, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

It isn't for me

cant they go to a bank?

baddog · 02-18-2006, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by tical

cant they go to a bank?

See post #8.

datatank · 02-18-2006, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Do you have any idea how many ventures, domains, sites that are presented to me every month?

I only wish I could afford to invest in all of them.

Nope I dont but thanks for your reply

baddog · 02-18-2006, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by datatank

Nope I dont but thanks for your reply

I have tons of opportunities cross my desk, one must know when to say when and just take the commission for putting the deal together.

Eservices2k3 · 02-18-2006, 03:27 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Do you have any idea how many ventures, domains, sites that are presented to me every month?

I only wish I could afford to invest in all of them.

baddog · 02-18-2006, 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Eservices2k3

Not that I would, just that I could.

Snake Doctor · 02-18-2006, 03:51 AM

That's 49.925% interest on the loan.

Two points I'd like to make.

1) I think he'd get a better deal from Tony Soprano

2) I wonder if the contract would be legally enforceable since the interest rate is way way way above the legal limit in most (all?) states.

shuki · 02-18-2006, 05:50 AM

What will he secure the loan with?

GFX Wiz · 02-18-2006, 08:30 AM

They only need $30K with a 24 month payback? $30k wouldn't even cover the person who is running the venture a salary to make sure the investment was protected.

BAD investment

woj · 02-18-2006, 09:49 AM

Things don't quite add up here, no one is going to pay 50% rate for a secured loan.

Mr. Fuckable · 02-18-2006, 11:30 AM

Thats good interest for 2years worth of investment...

baddog · 02-18-2006, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by shuki

What will he secure the loan with?

If you are interested in this, send me an email. There are questions I am not going to answer on a board.

baddog · 02-18-2006, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by woj

Things don't quite add up here, no one is going to pay 50% rate for a secured loan.

Obviously someone will.

FuqALot · 02-18-2006, 03:40 PM

That's a static interest rate? Bullshit.. - if he is so static (24 months) with interest he could have gotten a loan anyway. And if he's really sure about it (and knowing what he's doing) he would've had successes with other things first - 30,000 is absolutely peanuts in mainstream.

baddog · 02-18-2006, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by FuqALot

That's a static interest rate? Bullshit.. - if he is so static (24 months) with interest he could have gotten a loan anyway. And if he's really sure about it (and knowing what he's doing) he would've had successes with other things first - 30,000 is absolutely peanuts in mainstream.

Try not to make assumptions

circlekhabib · 02-18-2006, 06:44 PM

sheep 678

Eservices2k3 · 02-18-2006, 07:39 PM

Is this the same investment Emthree made?

baddog · 02-18-2006, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Eservices2k3

Is this the same investment Emthree made?

who is emthree?

tical · 02-18-2006, 08:16 PM

last question... why wouldn't the principals just take out personal loans if the return is so secure?

if I had a 100% guarantee that I would make a return like that in my own ventures then I'd have no problem using personal assets as collateral

be honest now... are these players broke?

baddog · 02-18-2006, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by tical

last question... why wouldn't the principals just take out personal loans if the return is so secure?

if I had a 100% guarantee that I would make a return like that in my own ventures then I'd have no problem using personal assets as collateral

be honest now... are these players broke?

Asked and answered a couple times. Try reading. . . . but thanks for the bump

tical · 02-18-2006, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Asked and answered a couple times. Try reading. . . . but thanks for the bump

"Some things are acceptable collateral by a bank, others are not."

thats all i can find regarding your "answers"

they dont have homes? cars?

ah well whatever, good luck... i personally find it a bit questionable that you're passing this great & guaranteed opportunity off to other folks

smart business decision... guaranteed returns are stupid

Brujah · 02-18-2006, 08:31 PM

Are you just passing along the info baddog, or do you vouch for the guarantee 100% also ?

baddog · 02-18-2006, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Brujah

Are you just passing along the info baddog, or do you vouch for the guarantee 100% also ?

I have done similar investments with this client in the past. I am not involved with this particular deal.

baddog · 02-18-2006, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by tical

"Some things are acceptable collateral by a bank, others are not."

thats all i can find regarding your "answers"

they dont have homes? cars?

ah well whatever, good luck... i personally find it a bit questionable that you're passing this great & guaranteed opportunity off to other folks

smart business decision... guaranteed returns are stupid

Did you miss the part about questions I am not going to answer on a board?

Part of my duties are filtering thru the looky Loos. I have to say that seems to be the category you fit in.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 02-18-2006, 08:43 PM

This thread is funny

tical · 02-18-2006, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Did you miss the part about questions I am not going to answer on a board?

Part of my duties are filtering thru the looky Loos. I have to say that seems to be the category you fit in.

no need to attack me... you post on a board asking for $30,000 be prepared to be asked some questions

correct me if i'm wrong but most people look before they buy

baddog · 02-18-2006, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by tical

no need to attack me... you post on a board asking for $30,000 be prepared to be asked some questions

correct me if i'm wrong but most people look before they buy

Not attacking, just judging, part of what I am paid to do.

I know who the serious questions are coming from because they are emailing me.

02-17-2006, 06:20 PM	#1
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