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Web Lass · 02-16-2006, 11:34 AM

Hi there,

I?m new to GFY, so hi and go eff yourselves.

Actually, I?ve been reading GFY for a long time but this is my first time posting (so be gentle and please use lube). I?ve been working in the adult business for about six years now. I started out with Mark Tiarra (smooches), then went to MaxCash handling customer support via LivePerson on their adult sites, then followed Mark to MobBucks (whom I still work for, kisskiss), and the lovely Lady Lia has also given me some wee projects. So now that I?ve established that I only work for the sexiest, most well endowed in the biz (teehee)?

I?m looking for some additional ?grunt? work either full or part time or on a contract basis. I can do minor design work but nothing huge or glamorous -- if you want huge or glamorous hit up Mister Tiarra. I can handle customer support, weekly web site updates, edit videos, edit/crop/retouch/etc photos, or any other grunty type work you may have. I?m a professional, honest, hard working lass. I?m also a fast learner so if you have a project in mind that I haven?t mentioned I can probably learn/teach myself how to do it.

Things that I?m still learning and don?t think I could handle are major design projects, programming (although I can modify and edit php, html, etc.), and server management.

Thanks.

Juicy D. Links · 02-16-2006, 11:35 AM

Age/Sex/Loc/Pics?

Web Lass · 02-16-2006, 11:38 AM

Hey Juicy!

You've actually met me before at one or two of the famous MobBucks poker games.

I'm blonde, kinda short, green eyes...

EdgeXXX · 02-16-2006, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Web Lass

I'm blonde, kinda short, green eyes...

RayBonga · 02-16-2006, 11:41 AM

Post your nekkid pics!!!!

and welcome to GFY

Juicy D. Links · 02-16-2006, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Web Lass

Hey Juicy!

You've actually met me before at one or two of the famous MobBucks poker games.

I'm blonde, kinda short, green eyes...

oh shit yeah i know you whats up !!!!!!!!!!

Web Lass · 02-16-2006, 11:43 AM

YRLY!

Thanks Ray.

EdgeXXX · 02-16-2006, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Web Lass

YRLY!

On a serious note though: we may have some work for you very soon, so I'll keep you in mind

MarkTiarra · 02-16-2006, 11:48 AM

I have the nekkie pics here.. Auction starts at $500...

=>

MarkTiarra · 02-16-2006, 11:49 AM

Seriously though - Aimee's a good lass she has done lots of stuff for me over the years and it's all been good. She has my highest recommendation.

Web Lass · 02-16-2006, 11:49 AM

Awesome. Thanks, Edge.

chase · 02-16-2006, 12:02 PM

Welcome to the fold, and good luck to ya!

GlydeGirl · 02-16-2006, 12:44 PM

Good luck Web Lass and welcome to GFY!

Basic_man · 02-16-2006, 12:47 PM

Welcome to the board Lass

Web Lass · 02-16-2006, 01:58 PM

Thanks for all of the warm welcomes.

pornguy · 02-16-2006, 02:02 PM

this thread is usless without tits.

Welcome.

MrLeone · 02-16-2006, 02:06 PM

Bump for work!

Lia19 · 02-16-2006, 02:25 PM

WebLass is a true blessing to me. Very professional aswell as HOT! I will gladly vouch for her anyday. Anyone can hit me up for a reference!

Rochard · 02-16-2006, 03:41 PM

You've worked in the industry for six years and never posted on GFY?

Sounds fishy.

Web Lass · 02-16-2006, 04:08 PM

I only start to smell fishy if I miss my weekly bath...

But seriously... You're more than welcome to contact my references.

p2p chad · 02-16-2006, 04:15 PM

Welcome Lass! Enjoy your time on the boards!

DamageX · 02-16-2006, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RocHard

You've worked in the industry for six years and never posted on GFY?

Sounds fishy.

With both Mark and Lia backing her, I think it's anything BUT fishy.

PixeLs · 02-16-2006, 07:02 PM

Welcome aboard Lass!

MarkTiarra · 02-16-2006, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RocHard

You've worked in the industry for six years and never posted on GFY?

Sounds fishy.

I'm willing to bet less than 50% of the workers in this industry ever post. Plenty of sites out there have employees handling day to day tasks of which NONE include wasting time on a board. I can also name a good hgandful of very wealthy program owners who don't spend any time on boards.

sniperwolf · 02-16-2006, 08:05 PM

We are happy to see you aboard!

EdgeXXX · 02-16-2006, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Web Lass

I only start to smell fishy if I miss my weekly bath...

She has a great sense of humor; I like her already

je_rome · 02-16-2006, 10:44 PM

agree! this thread is without worth if there are no pictures.

Spunky · 02-16-2006, 10:47 PM

Welcome to the board

EdgeXXX · 02-16-2006, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by je_rome

agree! this thread is without worth if there are no pictures.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=576906

loverboy · 02-17-2006, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EdgeXXX

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=576906

MikeVega · 02-17-2006, 02:37 PM

Lass has worked for us for some time now and has always done good work and it's done on time ...

her is a little pic of her from our contact page on Mobbucks

Big Red Machine · 02-17-2006, 03:54 PM

Welcome to the Board Web Lass (we met a few times at Mark's House)

dissipate · 02-17-2006, 03:55 PM

where are the boobie pictures?

elitetec · 03-19-2006, 03:12 PM

add your site to my great blog for a lot of traffic

02-16-2006, 11:34 AM	#1
Web Lass Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Northern New Jersey Posts: 609	Don't Let Me Serve Coffee, Let Me Serve Penis! (New & Looking For Work) Hi there, I?m new to GFY, so hi and go eff yourselves. Actually, I?ve been reading GFY for a long time but this is my first time posting (so be gentle and please use lube). I?ve been working in the adult business for about six years now. I started out with Mark Tiarra (smooches), then went to MaxCash handling customer support via LivePerson on their adult sites, then followed Mark to MobBucks (whom I still work for, kisskiss), and the lovely Lady Lia has also given me some wee projects. So now that I?ve established that I only work for the sexiest, most well endowed in the biz (teehee)? I?m looking for some additional ?grunt? work either full or part time or on a contract basis. I can do minor design work but nothing huge or glamorous -- if you want huge or glamorous hit up Mister Tiarra. I can handle customer support, weekly web site updates, edit videos, edit/crop/retouch/etc photos, or any other grunty type work you may have. I?m a professional, honest, hard working lass. I?m also a fast learner so if you have a project in mind that I haven?t mentioned I can probably learn/teach myself how to do it. Things that I?m still learning and don?t think I could handle are major design projects, programming (although I can modify and edit php, html, etc.), and server management. Thanks. __________________ [email protected] \| ICQ: 315176814\| AIM: The Web Lass Need some grunt work done? I'm your lass! http://www.PetiteTeenager.com

02-16-2006, 11:38 AM	#3
Web Lass Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Northern New Jersey Posts: 609	Hey Juicy! You've actually met me before at one or two of the famous MobBucks poker games. I'm blonde, kinda short, green eyes... __________________ [email protected] \| ICQ: 315176814\| AIM: The Web Lass Need some grunt work done? I'm your lass! http://www.PetiteTeenager.com

02-16-2006, 11:43 AM	#7
Web Lass Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Northern New Jersey Posts: 609	YRLY! Thanks Ray. __________________ [email protected] \| ICQ: 315176814\| AIM: The Web Lass Need some grunt work done? I'm your lass! http://www.PetiteTeenager.com

02-16-2006, 11:48 AM	#9
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02-16-2006, 11:49 AM	#10
MarkTiarra Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: NJ Posts: 3,833	Seriously though - Aimee's a good lass she has done lots of stuff for me over the years and it's all been good. She has my highest recommendation. __________________ Retired Pornosticator

02-16-2006, 11:35 AM	#2
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Age/Sex/Loc/Pics?

02-16-2006, 11:41 AM	#5
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02-16-2006, 11:49 AM	#11
Web Lass Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Northern New Jersey Posts: 609	Awesome. Thanks, Edge. __________________ [email protected] \| ICQ: 315176814\| AIM: The Web Lass Need some grunt work done? I'm your lass! http://www.PetiteTeenager.com

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02-16-2006, 01:58 PM	#15
Web Lass Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Northern New Jersey Posts: 609	Thanks for all of the warm welcomes. __________________ [email protected] \| ICQ: 315176814\| AIM: The Web Lass Need some grunt work done? I'm your lass! http://www.PetiteTeenager.com

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02-16-2006, 04:08 PM	#20
Web Lass Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Northern New Jersey Posts: 609	I only start to smell fishy if I miss my weekly bath... But seriously... You're more than welcome to contact my references. __________________ [email protected] \| ICQ: 315176814\| AIM: The Web Lass Need some grunt work done? I'm your lass! http://www.PetiteTeenager.com

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