Don't Let Me Serve Coffee, Let Me Serve Penis! (New & Looking For Work)

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  • Web Lass
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2005
    • 609

    #1

    Don't Let Me Serve Coffee, Let Me Serve Penis! (New & Looking For Work)

    Hi there,

    I?m new to GFY, so hi and go eff yourselves.

    Actually, I?ve been reading GFY for a long time but this is my first time posting (so be gentle and please use lube). I?ve been working in the adult business for about six years now. I started out with Mark Tiarra (smooches), then went to MaxCash handling customer support via LivePerson on their adult sites, then followed Mark to MobBucks (whom I still work for, kisskiss), and the lovely Lady Lia has also given me some wee projects. So now that I?ve established that I only work for the sexiest, most well endowed in the biz (teehee)?

    I?m looking for some additional ?grunt? work either full or part time or on a contract basis. I can do minor design work but nothing huge or glamorous -- if you want huge or glamorous hit up Mister Tiarra. I can handle customer support, weekly web site updates, edit videos, edit/crop/retouch/etc photos, or any other grunty type work you may have. I?m a professional, honest, hard working lass. I?m also a fast learner so if you have a project in mind that I haven?t mentioned I can probably learn/teach myself how to do it.

    Things that I?m still learning and don?t think I could handle are major design projects, programming (although I can modify and edit php, html, etc.), and server management.

    Thanks.
    [email protected] | ICQ: 315176814| AIM: The Web Lass

    Need some grunt work done? I'm your lass!

    http://www.PetiteTeenager.com
  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #2
    Age/Sex/Loc/Pics?

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    • Web Lass
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2005
      • 609

      #3
      Hey Juicy!

      You've actually met me before at one or two of the famous MobBucks poker games.

      I'm blonde, kinda short, green eyes...
      [email protected] | ICQ: 315176814| AIM: The Web Lass

      Need some grunt work done? I'm your lass!

      http://www.PetiteTeenager.com

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      • EdgeXXX
        Confirmed User
        • Oct 2005
        • 5816

        #4
        Originally posted by Web Lass
        I'm blonde, kinda short, green eyes...


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        • RayBonga
          too cool for highschool
          • Nov 2005
          • 12164

          #5
          Post your nekkid pics!!!!

          and welcome to GFY

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          • Juicy D. Links
            So Fucking Banned
            • Apr 2001
            • 122992

            #6
            Originally posted by Web Lass
            Hey Juicy!

            You've actually met me before at one or two of the famous MobBucks poker games.

            I'm blonde, kinda short, green eyes...
            oh shit yeah i know you whats up !!!!!!!!!!

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            • Web Lass
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2005
              • 609

              #7
              YRLY!

              Thanks Ray.
              [email protected] | ICQ: 315176814| AIM: The Web Lass

              Need some grunt work done? I'm your lass!

              http://www.PetiteTeenager.com

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              • EdgeXXX
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2005
                • 5816

                #8
                Originally posted by Web Lass
                YRLY!

















                On a serious note though: we may have some work for you very soon, so I'll keep you in mind
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                • MarkTiarra
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 3833

                  #9
                  I have the nekkie pics here.. Auction starts at $500...

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                  Retired Pornosticator

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                  • MarkTiarra
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 3833

                    #10
                    Seriously though - Aimee's a good lass she has done lots of stuff for me over the years and it's all been good. She has my highest recommendation.

                    Retired Pornosticator

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                    • Web Lass
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2005
                      • 609

                      #11
                      Awesome. Thanks, Edge.
                      [email protected] | ICQ: 315176814| AIM: The Web Lass

                      Need some grunt work done? I'm your lass!

                      http://www.PetiteTeenager.com

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                      • chase
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 6019

                        #12
                        Welcome to the fold, and good luck to ya!
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                        • GlydeGirl
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 1516

                          #13
                          Good luck Web Lass and welcome to GFY!

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                          • Basic_man
                            Programming King Pin
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 27360

                            #14
                            Welcome to the board Lass
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                            • Web Lass
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2005
                              • 609

                              #15
                              Thanks for all of the warm welcomes.
                              [email protected] | ICQ: 315176814| AIM: The Web Lass

                              Need some grunt work done? I'm your lass!

                              http://www.PetiteTeenager.com

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                              • pornguy
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 62912

                                #16
                                this thread is usless without tits.


                                Welcome.
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                                • MrLeone
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 195

                                  #17
                                  Bump for work!
                                  www.myspace.com/leonemafia

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                                  • Lia19
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Sep 2005
                                    • 698

                                    #18
                                    WebLass is a true blessing to me. Very professional aswell as HOT! I will gladly vouch for her anyday. Anyone can hit me up for a reference!


                                    ICQ: 336423694 ~ AIM: AzLia ~ Email: [email protected]

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                                    • Rochard
                                      Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                      • Dec 2001
                                      • 75733

                                      #19
                                      You've worked in the industry for six years and never posted on GFY?

                                      Sounds fishy.
                                      Herschel Savage
                                      Brooklyn, NY

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                                      • Web Lass
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Dec 2005
                                        • 609

                                        #20
                                        I only start to smell fishy if I miss my weekly bath...

                                        But seriously... You're more than welcome to contact my references.
                                        [email protected] | ICQ: 315176814| AIM: The Web Lass

                                        Need some grunt work done? I'm your lass!

                                        http://www.PetiteTeenager.com

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                                        • p2p chad
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2006
                                          • 127

                                          #21
                                          Welcome Lass! Enjoy your time on the boards!

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                                          ICQ# 309102723
                                          E-mail: [email protected]

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                                          • DamageX
                                            Marketing & Strategy
                                            • Jun 2001
                                            • 14293

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by RocHard
                                            You've worked in the industry for six years and never posted on GFY?

                                            Sounds fishy.
                                            With both Mark and Lia backing her, I think it's anything BUT fishy.
                                            Whitehat is for chumps

                                            If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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                                            • PixeLs
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Jul 2005
                                              • 11922

                                              #23
                                              Welcome aboard Lass!

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                                              • MarkTiarra
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Aug 2002
                                                • 3833

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by RocHard
                                                You've worked in the industry for six years and never posted on GFY?

                                                Sounds fishy.
                                                I'm willing to bet less than 50% of the workers in this industry ever post. Plenty of sites out there have employees handling day to day tasks of which NONE include wasting time on a board. I can also name a good hgandful of very wealthy program owners who don't spend any time on boards.

                                                Retired Pornosticator

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                                                • sniperwolf
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                  • 17743

                                                  #25
                                                  We are happy to see you aboard!
                                                  ~Accepting design works~

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                                                  • EdgeXXX
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Oct 2005
                                                    • 5816

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Web Lass
                                                    I only start to smell fishy if I miss my weekly bath...






                                                    She has a great sense of humor; I like her already
                                                    Last edited by EdgeXXX; 02-16-2006, 08:02 PM.
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                                                    • je_rome
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                      • 6846

                                                      #27
                                                      agree! this thread is without worth if there are no pictures.
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                                                      • Spunky
                                                        I need a beer
                                                        • Jun 2002
                                                        • 133987

                                                        #28
                                                        Welcome to the board

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                                                        • EdgeXXX
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                          • 5816

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by je_rome
                                                          agree! this thread is without worth if there are no pictures.

                                                          http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=576906
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                                                          • loverboy
                                                            When it rains, it pours
                                                            • May 2003
                                                            • 20609

                                                            #30

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                                                            • MikeVega
                                                              **Porntrepreneur**
                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                              • 12788

                                                              #31
                                                              Lass has worked for us for some time now and has always done good work and it's done on time ...

                                                              her is a little pic of her from our contact page on Mobbucks


                                                              Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

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                                                              • Big Red Machine
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jan 2005
                                                                • 9586

                                                                #32
                                                                Welcome to the Board Web Lass (we met a few times at Mark's House)

                                                                ICQ:475437214

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                                                                • dissipate
                                                                  The Dirty Frenchman
                                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                                  • 8904

                                                                  #33
                                                                  where are the boobie pictures?

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                                                                  • elitetec
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Sep 2005
                                                                    • 4944

                                                                    #34
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