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Jarmusch · 02-15-2006, 05:42 PM

Luge men's doubles.

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The doubles competition, in which teams can be same-sex or mixed, is a one-day event in which each pair of athletes takes two runs down the course. No mixed-sex team has ever competed at the Olympics.

Case closed.

DonnieDrunko · 02-15-2006, 05:44 PM

You try it. Then tell me it's gay. I like to be on top btw.

Penthouse Tony · 02-15-2006, 05:44 PM

what's the skill here? do they have to make themselves as aerodynamic as possible?

Spunky · 02-15-2006, 05:44 PM

They go pretty damn fast on that ice track..Gay or not that takes skill

Penthouse Tony · 02-15-2006, 05:44 PM

Jarmusch I wouldn't even call it a sport.

After Shock Media · 02-15-2006, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Sagi_AFF

what's the skill here? do they have to make themselves as aerodynamic as possible?

Id presume staying aerodynamic, taking the proper lines via steering as the can, fast launch/start time, and not ending up as the agony of defeat poster child by wiping out and sliding down the remaining half mile of track on your head or ass.

Jarmusch · 02-15-2006, 05:49 PM

Yeah it takes skill, they can get up to 120km/k, body weight and reins are used to steer the luge. But I fail to think of a gayest sports than one where a dude bounces on top of another dude's schlong.

DonnieDrunko · 02-15-2006, 05:50 PM

and chicks dig skillz!

tony286 · 02-15-2006, 05:50 PM

its a weird sport.

After Shock Media · 02-15-2006, 05:52 PM

By the way I was figuring that wrestling or figure skating would be the result.

Zhiro58 · 02-15-2006, 05:53 PM

that's cute.. but i think the balancing is quite difficult..

dij · 02-15-2006, 05:56 PM

I wonder how people become these athletes, woke up one morning and ... ohh!

wedouglas · 02-15-2006, 05:58 PM

Really, that sport is far from gay. It requires a ton of skill and is dangerous. They are moving at very high speeds with little to no protection.

Jarmusch · 02-15-2006, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by wedouglas

Really, that sport is far from gay. It requires a ton of skill and is dangerous. They are moving at very high speeds with little to no protection.

Just do the single luge then. Just as difficult and risky, but not gay.

Penthouse Tony · 02-15-2006, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Zhiro58

that's cute.. but i think the balancing is quite difficult..

Maybe they spoon at night to practice getting their bodies to be one with each other.

Busty · 02-15-2006, 06:13 PM

Curling beats this any day. Curling is the dumbest thing I ever saw. At least luge someone can get hurt so you watch for that.

candyflip · 02-15-2006, 06:15 PM

Sorry. Most of the male figure skaters are flaming.

wdsguy · 02-15-2006, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Busty

Curling beats this any day. Curling is the dumbest thing I ever saw. At least luge someone can get hurt so you watch for that.

haha I agree, saw it on tv the other day. Why is that even a sport?????

Jarmusch · 02-15-2006, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Busty

Curling beats this any day. Curling is the dumbest thing I ever saw. At least luge someone can get hurt so you watch for that.

Yeah guys scrubbing the floor is a bit gay, but at least they don't rub dick and ass..

Hollywood Horwitz · 02-15-2006, 06:32 PM

its only gay if when the dude underneath gets up and has a hard on..other than that its just str8 dudes spooning, wrestlers do it all the time..

czarina · 02-15-2006, 06:52 PM

I think that in a lot of aspects, the games have lost the true idea of what a sport is.

jrap · 02-15-2006, 06:57 PM

LOL I knew it was gonna be that sport before clicking this thread

Jarmusch · 02-15-2006, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by jrap

LOL I knew it was gonna be that sport before clicking this thread

Why you been fantasizing about it lately?

NoCarrier · 02-15-2006, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Luge men's doubles.

Case closed.

What's even funnier is that you watch it anyway.

Jarmusch · 02-15-2006, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by NoCarrier

What's even funnier is that you watch it anyway.

If watching it for 30 seconds while flicking the channels counts as 'watching', so be it.

BoyAlley · 02-15-2006, 07:42 PM

Ok I'll bbl this thread caused me to tent up.

Fah King · 02-15-2006, 07:55 PM

I realy wana try that one day!

arg · 02-15-2006, 08:16 PM

Looking at that pic, it seems like they could improve their aerodynamics by ditching the two sets of tights in favor of a single, custom-sewn two-body suit, to eliminate any air vortexes between their bodies as they spoon. Sure, it would increase their apparent gayness too, but they're already double lugers; I don't think they're concerned with appearances.

Sosa · 02-15-2006, 08:17 PM

figure skating is for homos!

Phil · 02-15-2006, 08:18 PM

I thought you're talking about QJMHL...

dissipate · 02-15-2006, 08:18 PM

Yes, that does pretty much top the non-hetero meter for olympic sports

PinkElectric · 02-15-2006, 08:22 PM

PMdave · 02-15-2006, 09:30 PM

Just had an image of some fat, lazy webmasters behind their screem typing how gay a sport is and how the sport doesn't need any skills (atleast it takes more skills than peeing in an empty coke bottel because you're just to lazy to go to the bathroom).

Jarmusch · 02-15-2006, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by PMdave

Just had an image of some fat, lazy webmasters behind their screem

Always thinking of yourself, eh..

SirMoby · 02-15-2006, 10:38 PM

That's right up there with men's naked leap frogging but it does take some serious skill.

KMR Stitch · 02-15-2006, 10:50 PM

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