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Old 02-15-2006, 11:49 AM   #1
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Mathematical Viewpoint...

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
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Old 02-15-2006, 08:10 PM   #2
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Any findings involving mathematical viewpoint always make sense to me.
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Old 02-16-2006, 02:41 AM   #3
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and if put them all together you will get even more
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Old 02-16-2006, 04:39 AM   #4
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Old 02-16-2006, 04:39 AM   #5
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nevermind, i'm too stoned anyway
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Old 02-16-2006, 07:32 AM   #6
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ha ha, that's great
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Old 02-16-2006, 10:10 AM   #8
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Hehe nice post, I find it annoying when people make claims like "I'm gonna give one hundred and ten percent." It's mathematically impossible!
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