What the fuck do I get my WIFE for MD? - GoFuckYourself.com

Smegma · 05-10-2002, 10:30 AM

Need a little help here...

Mother's day is in two days.. and I have no idea what to get my wife..

worse off, my birthday is 6 days after mothers day, and if I don't come through.. I'm guna get candles or poperie or some other shit I'm guna hafta re-gift.

payrollpete · 05-10-2002, 10:31 AM

purfume man!

Smegma · 05-10-2002, 10:31 AM

what kind.. ? ike I've ever bought that shit before.

payrollpete · 05-10-2002, 10:31 AM

do this

get a gift basket

then get 1 or 2 dozen pink roses

then layer them in the gift basket

and wrap up the purfume and lay it on top

that would be nice

Smegma · 05-10-2002, 10:32 AM

It's friday.. where the fuck am I guna find a gift basket?

Smegma · 05-10-2002, 10:33 AM

ahhh.. Safeway... I think Safeway has gift-baskets.

It's like an easter basket without the grass.. right?

Penrod · 05-10-2002, 10:41 AM

A day at the Spa.

Bigdogg · 05-10-2002, 10:45 AM

Go to Nordstrom, to the perfume department. There will be a ton of clerks to help ya out. they will take care of you.

gregtx · 05-10-2002, 10:52 AM

ask Todd Oster SexToyKing... I'm sure he could find something for ya

KC · 05-10-2002, 10:58 AM

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A day at the Spa.

A day at the spa is a great idea! Candles are usually good too. Does she like Candles and need some more???

Alvaro · 05-10-2002, 11:02 AM

i think she will like one of this:

Kimmykim · 05-10-2002, 11:05 AM

Trust me Ray, 4 or 5 dozen roses will do the trick.

payrollpete · 05-10-2002, 11:10 AM

yeah just get a gift basket somewhere, layer it with roses, with purfume in it

ez

Smegma · 05-10-2002, 11:16 AM

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Originally posted by KC

A day at the spa is a great idea! Candles are usually good too. Does she like Candles and need some more???

For those of you unfamiliar with KC's sick sense of humor.. my wife has a thing for candle's. We have over 100 placed around the house. She also sells them as a side business.

So.. KC.. I got a candle for you right over here!

AdultWebGraphics · 05-10-2002, 11:17 AM

If you have a victories secret close by grab some pink, damn that stuff smells good

It will be for her but you might get more enjoyment from it then she will.

Smegma · 05-10-2002, 11:17 AM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim
Trust me Ray, 4 or 5 dozen roses will do the trick.

I don't know.. seems like a default M-Day gift.. I'll use it as my backup Saturday night if I can't find anything..

well.. off to Best Buy and Circuit City.. I'm sure I can find something that *SHE* will like.

Smegma · 05-10-2002, 11:19 AM

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Originally posted by Alvaro
i think she will like one of this:

We got one of these.. I think the one model down though.. only had one fake cock.

ProgGod · 05-10-2002, 11:20 AM

Diamonds are a girls best friend

lawpal · 05-10-2002, 11:21 AM

Couple choices

- give her a nice facial cum shot, the ladies always love that

- cash, plain and simple, at least $20.00. She will be impressed.

- Case of Beer. If she don't want it, you can take care of it for her.

- Take her out to the strip club. Tell her you are taking her "to a show"

Hope these help you out.

Smegma · 05-10-2002, 11:24 AM

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Originally posted by lawpal
Couple choices

- give her a nice facial cum shot, the ladies always love that

- cash, plain and simple, at least $20.00. She will be impressed.

- Case of Beer. If she don't want it, you can take care of it for her.

- Take her out to the strip club. Tell her you are taking her "to a show"

Hope these help you out.

perfect!

LoveAsianChicks · 05-10-2002, 11:24 AM

You married your mom?
Give your wife a cumshot in the face and get your actual mom tickets to some theater crap and she take your dad.

redshift · 05-10-2002, 11:25 AM

Skill Saw - women love these

Sharky · 05-10-2002, 11:31 AM

You can go the failsafe way and cook her breakfast in bed. Be sure to bring it to her with a single rose in a vase. Later in the day shower her with roses... or other flowers.

Be careful though.. each year you have to beat what you did the previous years.

I actually bought my wife a rolex this year... next year it will be a bitch to beat this one!

But I am still doing the breakfast in bed thing this year:-))

Kimmykim · 05-10-2002, 11:35 AM

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Originally posted by Smegma

I don't know.. seems like a default M-Day gift.. I'll use it as my backup Saturday night if I can't find anything..

well.. off to Best Buy and Circuit City.. I'm sure I can find something that *SHE* will like.

LOL if you get her that many she'll be impressed. I was never a roses fan until this Valentines... when *someone* sent me 4 dozen multicolored ones to the office... the vase and the arrangement were so big, even the delivery guy was impressed...

;)

KC · 05-10-2002, 11:42 AM

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LOL if you get her that many she'll be impressed. I was never a roses fan until this Valentines... when *someone* sent me 4 dozen multicolored ones to the office... the vase and the arrangement were so big, even the delivery guy was impressed...

It wasn't Eli, was it????

Smegma · 05-10-2002, 11:49 AM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim

LOL if you get her that many she'll be impressed. I was never a roses fan until this Valentines... when *someone* sent me 4 dozen multicolored ones to the office... the vase and the arrangement were so big, even the delivery guy was impressed...

;)

hmmm...

Theo · 05-10-2002, 11:50 AM

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Originally posted by payrollpete
do this

get a gift basket

then get 1 or 2 dozen pink roses

then layer them in the gift basket

and wrap up the purfume and lay it on top

that would be nice

Kimmykim · 05-10-2002, 11:55 AM

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Originally posted by KC

It wasn't Eli, was it????

Hahaha, yeah, he charged it to your credit card too ;)

Allison · 05-10-2002, 12:02 PM

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Originally posted by payrollpete
do this

get a gift basket

then get 1 or 2 dozen pink roses

then layer them in the gift basket

and wrap up the purfume and lay it on top

that would be nice

That would be nice

and if you take no credit for it and make it look like your kids did everything (especially if your kids are little) it would look even sweeter...

julia · 05-10-2002, 01:05 PM

I think the spa is the best! every woman love the spa we just rarely take the time to book it and we don't want to pay for it! LOL

Good luck

Jamdin · 05-10-2002, 01:14 PM

I got me mum a floor jack kit because I'm tired of changing the tires on her car with with one of those old fashioned tire jacks. This kit comes complete with tire stands, tire stoppers & lug wrench. Last time I changed tires on her car, the damn thing almost fell on me.

kmanrox · 05-10-2002, 01:38 PM

a divorce, it would do her well =)

Dreamman010 · 05-10-2002, 01:38 PM

Make flapjacks by yourself that morning. She'll be really happy

Funbrunette · 05-10-2002, 01:55 PM

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Originally posted by Smegma
what kind.. ? ike I've ever bought that shit before.

And she married you...lol

Kimmykim · 05-10-2002, 02:31 PM

Of course you could just give her the title to your car, hell I might think of having your kids for that ;)))))

Squishy · 05-10-2002, 04:11 PM

Chicks dig handguns.

KC · 05-10-2002, 06:44 PM

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Of course you could just give her the title to your car, hell I might think of having your kids for that ;)))))

Title? He doesn't let her sit in it!!

Smegma · 05-10-2002, 06:50 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim
Of course you could just give her the title to your car, hell I might think of having your kids for that ;)))))

No thanks.. I heard about the Ketchup fight. :-)

KC · 05-10-2002, 06:50 PM

Oh.. I came up with a great gift for you to get! Get her a strap on so she can feel what it's like to have a real man for once.

Smegma · 05-10-2002, 06:56 PM

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Originally posted by KC
Oh.. I came up with a great gift for you to get! Get her a strap on so she can feel what it's like to have a real man for once.

Hey "Size 5 Nike"

Where do you think they get the fuckin' molds for the strap-ons?

KC · 05-10-2002, 06:59 PM

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Where do you think they get the fuckin' molds for the strap-ons

From your pin sized head??? ouch!

Smegma · 05-10-2002, 07:01 PM

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Originally posted by KC

From your pin sized head??? ouch!

Gotta run KC (Kiddie Cock - btw).

Gota show my O-face at home.

KC · 05-10-2002, 07:02 PM

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Gota show my O-face at home.

Bend over... I'll show you an O-face... haha

seeya

Kimmykim · 05-10-2002, 09:42 PM

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Originally posted by Smegma

No thanks.. I heard about the Ketchup fight. :-)

Damn KC can't keep nothing to himself any more ;)

What else did he tell you? ;)))

FATPad · 05-10-2002, 09:45 PM

Get her a vacuum cleaner!

Juicy D. Links · 05-10-2002, 09:52 PM

Give her a stiff cock in her mouth then shoot a juicy load in her nostril and then have two midgets spoon her ass out

KC · 05-10-2002, 11:07 PM

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Damn KC can't keep nothing to himself any more ;)

The Ketchup fight was never in the vault... I've still got the juicest stuff safely locked in the vault. ;))

beemk · 05-10-2002, 11:34 PM

last year being the procrastinator that i am i went into a 24 hour meijer after i went out the night before mothers day at like 2 in thr morning. there was so many people at the card rack that i had to wait for people to clear out before i could even see the cards.

beemk · 05-10-2002, 11:39 PM

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Originally posted by lawpal
Couple choices

- give her a nice facial cum shot, the ladies always love that

- cash, plain and simple, at least $20.00. She will be impressed.

- Case of Beer. If she don't want it, you can take care of it for her.

- Take her out to the strip club. Tell her you are taking her "to a show"

Hope these help you out.

watch out guys, hes trying to boost his divorce case clients.

Amputate Your Head · 05-10-2002, 11:41 PM

get her a big fucking 14" black dildo and some chrome ass-beads.

05-10-2002, 10:30 AM	#1
Smegma Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,751	What the fuck do I get my WIFE for MD? Need a little help here... Mother's day is in two days.. and I have no idea what to get my wife.. worse off, my birthday is 6 days after mothers day, and if I don't come through.. I'm guna get candles or poperie or some other shit I'm guna hafta re-gift.

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Sharky Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 4,938	You can go the failsafe way and cook her breakfast in bed. Be sure to bring it to her with a single rose in a vase. Later in the day shower her with roses... or other flowers. Be careful though.. each year you have to beat what you did the previous years. I actually bought my wife a rolex this year... next year it will be a bitch to beat this one! But I am still doing the breakfast in bed thing this year:-)) __________________ Sharky

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Smegma Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,751	It's friday.. where the fuck am I guna find a gift basket?

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Smegma Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,751	ahhh.. Safeway... I think Safeway has gift-baskets. It's like an easter basket without the grass.. right?

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Bigdogg Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Six1Nine Posts: 892	Go to Nordstrom, to the perfume department. There will be a ton of clerks to help ya out. they will take care of you.

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lawpal Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Miami Posts: 824	Couple choices - give her a nice facial cum shot, the ladies always love that - cash, plain and simple, at least $20.00. She will be impressed. - Case of Beer. If she don't want it, you can take care of it for her. - Take her out to the strip club. Tell her you are taking her "to a show" Hope these help you out.

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