Jury Awards

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Jury Awards

Most of the country has heard of the Darwin Awards given annually to the
individuals who do the most for mankind by removing themselves from the
gene pool.

Now, we have the Stella Awards given to the individuals who win the most
frivolous lawsuits ever. The Stella Awards are named in honor of 81
year-old Stella Liebeck, the woman who won $2.9 million for spilling a cup of
McDonald's coffee on herself.

The following are candidates for the award:

1. January 2000: Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $780,000
by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle, tripping over a toddler
who was running amuck inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were
understandably surprised at the verdict, considering that the misbehaving
little fellow was Ms. Robertson's son.

2. June 1998: 19 year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and
medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr.
Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he
was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.

3. October, 1998: Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pa., was leaving a house he
had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the
garage door to go up, because the automatic door opener was malfunctioning.
He couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and
garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation. Mr.
Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He subsisted on
a case of Pepsi he found in the garage and a large bag of dry dog food. Mr.
Dickson sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him
undue mental anguish. The jury agreed to the tune of a half million
dollars.

4. October 1999: Jerry Williams of Little Rock Arkansas was awarded
$14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door
neighbor's beagle. The dog was on a chain in its owner's fenced-in yard at
the time. Mr. Williams was also in the fenced-in yard. The award was less
than sought because the jury felt the dog may have been provoked by Mr.
Williams who, at the time, was repeatedly shooting it with a pellet gun.

5. December 1997: Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson
of Lancaster, Pa., $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her
coccyx. The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson threw it at her
boy-friend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.

6. December 1997: Kara Walton of Claymont, DE., successfully sued the owner
of a night club when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and
knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms. Walton was trying
to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50
cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.

DO WE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH OUR JUDICIAL SYSTEM, OR WHAT???

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Originally posted by jimmyf
DO WE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH OUR JUDICIAL SYSTEM, OR WHAT???

Yes you do. I would be a rich-sob if I lived there.

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