You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you.

You seem a decent fellow, I hate to die.

"you can live!!!!!" -- so said michael york.

:Its hard to do.. But your boobs are actually more fun then the movie... :winkwink:

Give us the gate key.
I have no gate key.
Fezzik, tear his arms off.
Oh, you mean this gate key

Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?

Oh no. It's just they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.

If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope, or a tree branch, or find something useful to do.

I could do that. I have got some rope up here. But, I do not think that you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.

That does put a damper on our relationship.

When I was your age, television was called, "books."

Who knew this thread would be so popular and grow so quickly?

Let's not forget where it all began....

The Princess Bride, by S. Morgenstern. Chapter One. Buttercup was raised on a small farm in the country of Florin.

Her favorite pastimes were riding her horse and tormenting the farm boy that worked there. His name was Westley, but she never called him that.

Isn't that a wonderful beginning?

Would you like me to fetch you a pitcher?

As you wish.

You've been chasing me your entire life, only to fail now. I think that's the worst thing I've ever heard--how marvelous.

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

No doubt! Way to kill a thread! :thumbsup

Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I'm not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool; you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

See post #6 :glugglug

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=538497

You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

*switches wine cups*

that would be wierd

This intellect of this thread is dizzying.

I just sent that movie to someone yesterday as a Valentine's gift. Also saw a Princess Bride perfume but it smelled like dish soap.

You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

What gate key? Tear his arms off!,..OH YOU MEAN THIS GATE KEY!

6 fingers on one hand=I'm horny!

i dont get it either

I love that movie too... good thread!

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I love the Princess Bride... one of my fave non-porn movies!

I didn't say this thread could fall off page 1!!

Awesome movie! Just watched it the other day! & I'm impressed at all the quotes!

Excellent movie and an even better screenplay, written by one of the greats : William Goldman.

I think this is a full version (I have it on my pc, but had to search online for another) :

http://www.godamongdirectors.com/scripts/princess.shtml

Man in Black: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.

Vizzini: IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS!

Man in Black: Then make your choice.

Vizzini: I will, and I choose - What in the world can that be?

[Vizzini gestures up and away from the table. Roberts looks. Vizzini swaps the goblets]

Man in Black: What? Where? I don't see anything.

Vizzini: Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter. First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours.

[they drink ]

Man in Black: You guessed wrong.

Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha -

[Vizzini stops suddenly, and falls dead to the right]

Buttercup: And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.

Man in Black: They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

Miracle Max: Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is lean and the tomato is ripe (smacks lips) they're so perky, I love that.

while engaging in a "battle of wits"

Westley: You've made your decision, then?

Vizzini: Not remotely! Because iocaine comes from Australia, as everyone knows. And Australia is entirely peopled with criminals. And criminals are used to having people not trust them as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.

Westley: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.

Vizzini: Wait till I get going!

[pause]

Vizzini: Where was I?

Batts, what do you think of that statement?

There's something I ought to tell you.
I am not left-handed either.

One of my Favorites! Classic.

i once got a nitrous balloon from a 12 fingered guy in new orleans during mardi gras

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

god, why me?!

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