Don't you just hate it when your ass itches due to a half-ass wipe job?

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  • Tom Cruise
    My Sig was too Big! :(
    • Jul 2005
    • 203

    #1

    Don't you just hate it when your ass itches due to a half-ass wipe job?

    Damn it seems like I've been itching my crack all day! Now it's going to be all irritated by the time I goto sleep.
  • BoyAlley
    So Fucking Gay
    • Nov 2004
    • 19714

    #2
    Everyone knows that Tom Cruise is gay homosexual and would never allow himself to have a dirty ass....

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    • ukxtra
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2003
      • 844

      #3
      Some things just dont need to be shared...this is one of them

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      • jo3
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2003
        • 876

        #4
        i hear bleaching helps.
        //porn-oh network

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133987

          #5
          Kate says your wiener doesn't satisfy her

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          • StickyGreen
            .
            • Oct 2003
            • 13076

            #6
            lmao.....
            Refer Cam Girls and Take Home 10% of Everything They Make For Life

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            • czarina
              Webmaster Extraordinaire
              • Jul 2002
              • 10752

              #7
              Keep baby wipes in the bathroom. always be clean that way,

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              • Sosa
                In Tushy Land
                • Oct 2002
                • 40149

                #8
                lol sick fuck

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                • phil_in_oz
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 145

                  #9
                  Everyone knows that Tom Cruise is gay homosexual and would never allow himself to have a dirty ass....
                  I thought all homosexuals were gay
                  Go ahead, make my day.

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                  • u-Bob
                    there's no $$$ in porn
                    • Jul 2005
                    • 33063

                    #10

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                    • BoyAlley
                      So Fucking Gay
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 19714

                      #11
                      Originally posted by phil_in_oz
                      I thought all homosexuals were gay
                      It's OK you're new here with only 20 posts.

                      I'll have you schooled in no time

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                      • sniperwolf
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 17743

                        #12
                        that's why there is always soap and water..
                        ~Accepting design works~

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                        • PixeLs
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jul 2005
                          • 11922

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Tom Cruise
                          Damn it seems like I've been itching my crack all day! Now it's going to be all irritated by the time I goto sleep.
                          Just scratch it baby!

                          Make money on any traffic.
                          Bi-weekly payments with no hold.

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                          • Downtime
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2004
                            • 7320

                            #14
                            anal bleach it like the olson twins do
                            #27024067

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                            • reed_4
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2005
                              • 9640

                              #15
                              half-ass wipe?

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