FIRST DATE DRAMA - Which is worse?

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  • MarkTiarra
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2002
    • 3833

    #1

    FIRST DATE DRAMA - Which is worse?

    "I uhmmm... err... do PORN!"

    or

    "Yeah so I was playing D&D with my buddies the other night and..."


    I'm thinking I may still at least get laid once on the porn one (every girl has her freak fantasy) but D&D she's gone.

    Retired Pornosticator
  • Major (Tom)
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2003
    • 32492

    #2
    Originally posted by MarkTiarra
    "I uhmmm... err... do PORN!"

    or

    "Yeah so I was playing D&D with my buddies the other night and..."


    I'm thinking I may still at least get laid once on the porn one (every girl has her freak fantasy) but D&D she's gone.

    so tru on the D&D, but i been telling you that for years
    Duke

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    • wdsguy
      Ryde or Die
      • Dec 2002
      • 19568

      #3
      My level 56 elf mage drives the ladies wildddddddddd

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      • MarkTiarra
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2002
        • 3833

        #4
        Originally posted by DukeSkywalker
        so tru on the D&D, but i been telling you that for years
        Duke
        Heehee. Dude I hope I kick someone's ass at Grappler's Quest on the 13th then I can stand up and say something really gay like: "I told you I had more hit points you foul beast! Now bring on the next victim for Marcus the great barbarian warrior!"

        That should get me killed in the next fight. =]

        Retired Pornosticator

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        • abadfish
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2003
          • 1482

          #5
          People still play that game? Wow... If I played it I would tell every girl I met I was in the porn business.
          Reanna Mae

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          • MarkTiarra
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2002
            • 3833

            #6
            Originally posted by abadfish
            People still play that game? Wow... If I played it I would tell every girl I met I was in the porn business.
            Ayep... amazingly it still gets played. Not sure how big it is compared to when it came out but the parent co. seems to be doing quite well. I think it totally counters the cool factor of playing guitar. Good thing I don't have to go on any first dates. =]

            Retired Pornosticator

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            • RayBonga
              too cool for highschool
              • Nov 2005
              • 12164

              #7
              Just tell her your post count in GFY ans she'll go wilds.

              Guaranteed

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              • Zuss
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2004
                • 1187

                #8
                How about: "Will you call me sweety just like my mother does?"
                I like cookies.

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                • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                  best designer on GFY
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 30307

                  #9
                  Personally I think "I do porn" is best.

                  D&D? I Played for years till the MPORGS came out online and plenty of girls play those.

                  I do not think women are so odd about the "Geek" or "Computer Nerd" factor so much anymore and infact more attracted to it.

                  At any rate its alot better than being a jock wigger deusch bag that waits for the ball games swilling beer. Thats not "Hot" to most girls these days.

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                  • skinnay
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 2274

                    #10
                    i never tell anyone what i do heh
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