What to do if you're alone on Valentines Day? - GoFuckYourself.com

loverboy · 02-13-2006, 02:28 PM

If you're stuck being single on Vday, don't despair, do a ladies/guys night out
and try and find someone to celebrate with next year!

Valentine's Day has also been called "Single Awareness Day". I think there has
been a movement for people to go out in large groups instead of one-on-one dates.

sherie · 02-13-2006, 02:31 PM

Do what you did last Tuesday ;)

loverboy · 02-13-2006, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by sherie

Do what you did last Tuesday ;)

sleep the entire day

BuggyG · 02-13-2006, 02:42 PM

hmm.. shooting and then will see what happens after

Jarmusch · 02-13-2006, 02:42 PM

Work your butt off, it's just another fucking day.

polish_aristocrat · 02-13-2006, 02:43 PM

V-day is kinda overrated, i have no issues with being alone on it, now - being alone on New Years Eve, that would be kinda sad for me

After Shock Media · 02-13-2006, 02:44 PM

Visit the supermarket during the day, pay attention to shopping items of the girls you like. They are very open.

loverboy · 02-13-2006, 02:46 PM

With a little planning, being single on the day dedicated to amour can be surprisingly fun and enriching.

1. Send yourself a dozen roses to work (act baffled when they come). Enjoy the novelty of having roses on your desk. At the end of the day, distribute them to strangers on your way home.

2. Treat yourself to a self-loving gift - an hour-long massage, an essential oil for your bath, a new gym membership, a fancy lunch at that trendy restaurant you've been wanting to go to, a flowering potted plant for the living room.

3. Invite another single friend over for dinner and go all out as host. Serve oysters on the half shell, anything with garlic, and, of course, champagne.

4. Surprise your parents with a call. Tell them that you love them (or at least that you're thinking about them), but don't mention that you believe they're the root of your intimacy problems, which is why you're spending Valentine's Day alone in the first place. Save that for another day or therapy.

5. Attend any Valentine's Day party, after-work lonely hearts gathering, or other social event you're invited to, especially if you're eager to move out of the singles status and into the world of couples. How else are you ever going to find a mate?

6. Plan a cozy evening at home if no plans surface. Rent a classic romance - "Casablanca", make your favorite comfort food, and write down the top ten reasons why you're so adorable/sexy/lovable.

Jarmusch · 02-13-2006, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loverboy

With a little planning, being single on the day dedicated to amour can be surprisingly fun and enriching.

1. Send yourself a dozen roses to work (act baffled when they come). Enjoy the novelty of having roses on your desk. At the end of the day, distribute them to strangers on your way home.

2. Treat yourself to a self-loving gift - an hour-long massage, an essential oil for your bath, a new gym membership, a fancy lunch at that trendy restaurant you've been wanting to go to, a flowering potted plant for the living room.

3. Invite another single friend over for dinner and go all out as host. Serve oysters on the half shell, anything with garlic, and, of course, champagne.

4. Surprise your parents with a call. Tell them that you love them (or at least that you're thinking about them), but don't mention that you believe they're the root of your intimacy problems, which is why you're spending Valentine's Day alone in the first place. Save that for another day or therapy.

5. Attend any Valentine's Day party, after-work lonely hearts gathering, or other social event you're invited to, especially if you're eager to move out of the singles status and into the world of couples. How else are you ever going to find a mate?

6. Plan a cozy evening at home if no plans surface. Rent a classic romance - "Casablanca", make your favorite comfort food, and write down the top ten reasons why you're so adorable/sexy/lovable.

Unless that's for girls only, those are the gayest tips ever.

wdsguy · 02-13-2006, 02:53 PM

jack off to porn.

TheLegacy · 02-13-2006, 02:53 PM

loverboy · 02-13-2006, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Work your butt off, it's just another fucking day.

exactly my plan, i always tell myself that Valentine's Day is only ONE day
of the year - by tomorrow everyone will have forgotten all about it!

polish_aristocrat · 02-13-2006, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Unless that's for girls only, those are the gayest tips ever.

loverboy · 02-13-2006, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy

jack off to porn.

porn to the rescue

loverboy · 02-13-2006, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Unless that's for girls only, those are the gayest tips ever.

feb. 14 is the thing of the past, i treat my gf everday as if it was Valentines day

tristan_D · 02-13-2006, 03:58 PM

celebrate the best relationship you can ever have.....and that is with yourself

Buzz · 02-13-2006, 04:00 PM

I'd go out to find a lonely girl to share my love with )

ajrocks · 02-13-2006, 04:04 PM

Get a fleshlight and think about someone else's girl

VegasGirl1 · 02-13-2006, 04:09 PM

I think I will work til 5 am and sleep til 1 as usual -- check my stats - then sunbathe til 2 - shower and be clothed by 3 -- then hmm... I bet something will come up

TreasureBucks · 02-13-2006, 04:12 PM

Lower your standards

BluMedia · 02-13-2006, 04:16 PM

Buy as many porn memberships as possible, lol.

Mark

sperbonzo · 02-13-2006, 04:19 PM

Buy about 500 dollars worth of Crack, and hire two 17 year old cuban hookers....

....later that day, take your 30.06 hunting rifle with a 20x scope and find a clock tower somewhere....

...just a thought, *shrugs*, it's all a matter of personal preference really.

;-)

WME · 02-13-2006, 06:00 PM

I am not much in a Valentine mood. Its just another day on my planner

Rochard · 02-13-2006, 06:35 PM

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nico-t · 02-13-2006, 06:54 PM

ill probably gonna do some work & jack off

wait thats what im doing every day

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