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  • SteveLightspeed
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 7940
    #1

    Dirty little secrets about Steve Lightspeed

    I'll start.

    I'm afraid of plugged-up toilets. Its true. At my dinner party at Phoenix Forum last year, our sewer system failed and all our toilets backed up. I was so freaked out, I couldn't be in the house. I had to go stand in my yard!
    Abra-cadabra!
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    • Relish XXX
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2004
      • 4904
      #2
      I heard that you get blow jobs of your models. I think this practise and unacceptable.

      Personally I fuck them over my desk getting them to call me daddy. Is this wrong?

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        • SBJ
          So Fucking Fabulous
          • Apr 2003
          • 11387
          #3
          Originally posted by Relish XXX
          I heard that you get blow jobs of your models. I think this practise and unacceptable.

          Personally I fuck them over my desk getting them to call me daddy. Is this wrong?

          Who's your daddy!!


          Ah so that's why you were outside the whole night at the party Steve.. Sorry I plugged up your toilet BTW

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            • C_U_Next_Tuesday
              WW4L
              • Oct 2002
              • 10581
              #4
              must be all those tampons the girlies have been flushing down your toilet

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                • LexiLexxx
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 2510
                  #5
                  Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                  must be all those tampons the girlies have been flushing down your toilet

                  LOL, Poor Steve!

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                    • Rochard
                      Jägermeister Test Pilot
                      • Dec 2001
                      • 75733
                      #6
                      I know all of Steve Lightspeed's "dirty little secrets".

                      If anyone is interested I have a CD here in my desk labled "blackmail". After I remove certain photos of myself it goes to the highest bidder!
                      Herschel Savage
                      Brooklyn, NY

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                        • SBJ
                          So Fucking Fabulous
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 11387
                          #7
                          Originally posted by RocHard
                          I know all of Steve Lightspeed's "dirty little secrets".

                          If anyone is interested I have a CD here in my desk labled "blackmail". After I remove certain photos of myself it goes to the highest bidder!

                          $3.50 is my bid

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                            • SteveLightspeed
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 7940
                              #8
                              Originally posted by RocHard
                              I know all of Steve Lightspeed's "dirty little secrets".

                              If anyone is interested I have a CD here in my desk labled "blackmail". After I remove certain photos of myself it goes to the highest bidder!
                              Only one? I have a 3 volume set of yours!

                              Volume 1: Rochard's Early Years, "Dirty Little Secrets of Little Rochard"
                              Volume 2: Rochard in the Military: "Dirty Little Soldier Secrets"
                              Volume 3: Webmaster Rochard: "Dirty Little Secrets after a bottle of Jager"

                              Plus, I'm about to publish a Greatest Hits CD: "Best of Rochard's Dirty Little Secrets"
                              Abra-cadabra!

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                                • Spunky
                                  I need a beer
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 133986
                                  #9
                                  I thought the real reason was that when you left the bathroom,people would accuse you of plugging up the toilet from a big steamer

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                                    • seeric
                                      ..........
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 41917
                                      #10
                                      my little secrets are all out there and i don't mind

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                                        • sweetums
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 2534
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                          I'll start.

                                          I'm afraid of plugged-up toilets. Its true. At my dinner party at Phoenix Forum last year, our sewer system failed and all our toilets backed up. I was so freaked out, I couldn't be in the house. I had to go stand in my yard!
                                          I can actually attest to this...thought we were going to have to shoot him with a tranquilizer

                                          As for myself, if anyone's interested I've got:
                                          "Dirty Little Secrets of Lightspeed & Rochard: Phoenix Forums" Volumes 3-4, "Dirty Little Secrets of Lightspeed & Rochard: YPMexico - 2004"
                                          "Dirty Little Secrets of Lightspeed & Rochard: Best of Casa Del Lightspeed"

                                          ICQ: 114549321

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                                            • JFK
                                              FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 67373
                                              #12
                                              the secret's out

                                              FUBAR Webmasters - The FUBAR Times - FUBAR Webmasters Mobile - FUBARTV.XXX
                                              For promo opps contact jfk at fubarwebmasters dot com

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                                                • CuriousToyBoy
                                                  Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                  • 16787
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                  Only one? I have a 3 volume set of yours!

                                                  Volume 1: Rochard's Early Years, "Dirty Little Secrets of Little Rochard"
                                                  Volume 2: Rochard in the Military: "Dirty Little Soldier Secrets"
                                                  Volume 3: Webmaster Rochard: "Dirty Little Secrets after a bottle of Jager"

                                                  Plus, I'm about to publish a Greatest Hits CD: "Best of Rochard's Dirty Little Secrets"
                                                  Celebs
                                                  Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

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                                                    • CuriousToyBoy
                                                      Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                      • 16787
                                                      #14
                                                      I have no secrets, what everyone see's is what everyone gets.

                                                      That way there are never any nasty little surprises.

                                                      I like it that way.

                                                      ;-)
                                                      Celebs
                                                      Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

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                                                        • spunky99
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 3462
                                                          #15
                                                          steve.. u served mexican food.. what did u expect to happen to the toliets?? :D

                                                          good times tho :D

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                                                            • Zebra
                                                              Banned from Kimmy's couch
                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                              • 5091
                                                              #16
                                                              I was nowhere near the toilets that night!
                                                              And I have my own Greatest Hits Collection with SteveLightspeed and Rochard. Anything they have of me was photoshopped!
                                                              Old School

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