The way to turn a 5/10 chick to a 8/10...GURANTEED ! - GoFuckYourself.com

02-09-2006, 07:14 PM

Well im sure all of you always wondered how do i make this babe fucking hot, or damn i wish ican just put a garbage bag over her head lol...guys believe it or not i have the ANSWER!!!!

UV BLACK LIGHT !!!
that thing is awsome, put it on, turn of all the lights and SHAZAMMMMM,your ones ugly babe just turned into a real hottie !..it works trust me !..not that i fuck ugly chicks or anything, i was just at a strip club and the girls all looked so fucking hot, so i thought to my self there is no way..so i stepped out to the smoking section and saw couple of the dancers smoking, and damn they were fucking dirt !...

Hope you try out my trick Enjoy ;)

Harmon · 02-09-2006, 07:16 PM

moron...

02-09-2006, 07:16 PM

im no moron you try it out and let me know ! ..it really works

HostGladiator · 02-09-2006, 07:18 PM

Alrighty then

Young · 02-09-2006, 07:20 PM

LMAO@ Harmon calling other people morons.

Wowowowowowowowowowww

sonofsam · 02-09-2006, 07:20 PM

i also know this trick, it makes you invisible...

cut your wrist with a razorblade... and then you become invisible!

go ahead and try it borka, i guarantee you won't be posting that it didn't work.

02-09-2006, 07:21 PM

ahaha why you guys hating so much today lol

Sly · 02-09-2006, 07:21 PM

Strippers are much better in the dark, thats for sure! Ignorance is bliss.

3M TA3 · 02-09-2006, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

i also know this trick, it makes you invisible...

cut your wrist with a razorblade... and then you become invisible!

go ahead and try it borka, i guarantee you won't be posting that it didn't work.

dude, you're awesome

Sebastian Sands · 02-09-2006, 07:27 PM

He does have a point, for those who have EVER been in Amsterdam "the red light district" they know, why do you think all these chicks have those lights?
UV black lights or the red lights they all work like that. You can't see bad complexions anymore, scars and pimpels seem to be non exsisting.

Stripclubs the same thing.

02-09-2006, 07:50 PM

exactly my point !

Brujah · 02-09-2006, 07:55 PM

It also works with oversaturation on your pics. Ask any Myspace girl.

02-09-2006, 08:18 PM

ahahah i never knew that

fetishblog · 02-09-2006, 08:25 PM

This thread is funny. Kinda.

Project-Shadow · 02-09-2006, 08:28 PM

quantum-x · 02-09-2006, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sebastian Sands

He does have a point, for those who have EVER been in Amsterdam "the red light district" they know, why do you think all these chicks have those lights?
UV black lights or the red lights they all work like that. You can't see bad complexions anymore, scars and pimpels seem to be non exsisting.

Stripclubs the same thing.

This is THE MOST STUPID THING I have read on GFY.

Go and google a 'woodslamp' - for those who cant be bothered, a woodslamp is the lamp used in the beauty industry to detect and determine skin flaws. Woodslamps show up: Scars, infections, pimples, dry areas, flaky skin, oily areas and over-active pores.
These things each glow different colours.

What, you may ask, is a woodslamp? It's A FUCKING UV light.

idiot.

gornyhuy · 02-09-2006, 09:01 PM

jackass - uv light makes zits standout like crazy.

woj · 02-09-2006, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

i also know this trick, it makes you invisible...

cut your wrist with a razorblade... and then you become invisible!

go ahead and try it borka, i guarantee you won't be posting that it didn't work.

Ecksent · 02-09-2006, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Borka

Well im sure all of you always wondered how do i make this babe fucking hot, or damn i wish ican just put a garbage bag over her head lol...guys believe it or not i have the ANSWER!!!!

UV BLACK LIGHT !!!
that thing is awsome, put it on, turn of all the lights and SHAZAMMMMM,your ones ugly babe just turned into a real hottie !..it works trust me !..not that i fuck ugly chicks or anything, i was just at a strip club and the girls all looked so fucking hot, so i thought to my self there is no way..so i stepped out to the smoking section and saw couple of the dancers smoking, and damn they were fucking dirt !...

Hope you try out my trick Enjoy ;)

That's beacuse you are a a strip club in Toronto!!

Brujah · 02-09-2006, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Project-Shadow

Or

Is that a christian deer ?

mrthumbs · 02-09-2006, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x

This is THE MOST STUPID THING I have read on GFY.

Go and google a 'woodslamp' - for those who cant be bothered, a woodslamp is the lamp used in the beauty industry to detect and determine skin flaws. Woodslamps show up: Scars, infections, pimples, dry areas, flaky skin, oily areas and over-active pores.
These things each glow different colours.

What, you may ask, is a woodslamp? It's A FUCKING UV light.

idiot.

nah hes right.

quantum-x · 02-09-2006, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrthumbs

nah hes right.

who.. him or me?
Might i add I'm qualified in this area, I do know what I'm talking about.

Doctor Dre · 02-09-2006, 11:35 PM

That's why the lights when they open at the end of the clubs are called "ugly lights"

02-10-2006, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

jackass - uv light makes zits standout like crazy.

no way uv light covers everything up !!

tical · 02-10-2006, 12:45 AM

its the red light at the strip clubs that helps

tungsten · 02-10-2006, 12:46 AM

good one

Dagwolf · 02-10-2006, 12:49 AM

Beer goggles: Consistently effective in cosmetic enhancement since 1000 b.c.

Sebastian Sands · 02-10-2006, 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x

who.. him or me?
Might i add I'm qualified in this area, I do know what I'm talking about.

lol.. the fact you start calling people names shows me you really are a good business man, however you are right. Then again if you did some REAL research you would know that a woodslamp and a regular uv light are not the same thing. I am not one to go and start shit on opinions or what is wrong or right in ones mind. Especially with someone who can't hold a normal conversation without calling people (maybe even people he does business with

) names.

adonthenet · 02-10-2006, 12:55 AM

lololollol

SilentKnight · 02-10-2006, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Borka

Well im sure all of you always wondered how do i make this babe fucking hot, or damn i wish ican just put a garbage bag over her head lol...guys believe it or not i have the ANSWER!!!!

UV BLACK LIGHT !!!

The alternative is to specialize in shooting BDSM. That way you can just throw a hood, or mask, blindfold, cleavegag...whatnot - over her face, and it all seems perfectly natural.

Unfortunately, after a while you run the risk of getting known for crankin' out 'chicken shots', though.

MikeB · 02-10-2006, 01:03 AM

UV blacklight can have a hideous effect. Especially if the subject has partially bleached teeth. They can go from enchanting in natural light to looking like a scary clown.

je_rome · 02-10-2006, 01:21 AM

that piece of information is highly appreciated

reed_4 · 02-10-2006, 02:08 AM

Nice experiment! your science high-school teacher will be proud of you if he hears this one.

beemk · 02-10-2006, 02:09 AM

i know what else works:

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Borka Guest Posts: n/a	exactly my point !

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