What do you do when you're horny?

**Snake Doctor** · 02-08-2006, 10:27 PM

3 things

1) Vaseline
2) Kitty Litter
3) Broomstick

I'm sure you can figure the rest out

**elitecontent** · 02-08-2006, 10:28 PM

Let's not talk about kitty litter and broomsticks... I'm still not allowed in most south american countries

**phonesex** · 02-08-2006, 10:29 PM

adultchica? If we answer, will it turn you on?

**FlogTheLog** · 02-08-2006, 10:29 PM

i use my hand

and i leave the blinds open so anyone wlaking pass can see

**SmutGiant** · 02-08-2006, 10:29 PM

I dont even get horny anymore... "rubbing one out" has just become routine... usually the first thing and last thing of each day.

**Jakke PNG** · 02-08-2006, 10:30 PM

I put a pencil in my peehole

**phonesex** · 02-08-2006, 10:31 PM

Originally posted by TeenGodFather

I put a pencil in my peehole

What about your ass? a broomstick?

**Jakke PNG** · 02-08-2006, 10:34 PM

No. Just the pencil in the peehole.

**phonesex** · 02-08-2006, 10:35 PM

I'm glad we cleared that up.

**adultchica** · 02-08-2006, 10:35 PM

Originally posted by TeenGodFather

No. Just the pencil in the peehole.

that sounds painful

**NoWhErE** · 02-08-2006, 10:39 PM

I usually tell the priest to stop it and to wait until we're alone

**Monique Niccole** · 02-09-2006, 12:05 AM

Read some erotic stories, watch something from my porn stash, or fantasize.

I think the bigger question here is...what do YOU do adultchica?

**Donny** · 02-09-2006, 12:14 AM

I bend Belinda over and... well, I'm sure you can figure it out...

**Jakke PNG** · 02-09-2006, 12:23 AM

Originally posted by Donny

I bend Belinda over and... well, I'm sure you can figure it out...

You sniff her butt, make a sandwich and watch some tv alone in the dark and cry?

**gecko** · 02-09-2006, 12:38 AM

my fleshlight comes in handy

**Kevin - The PNN** · 02-09-2006, 12:48 AM

Fleshlight or the wife

**reynold** · 02-09-2006, 01:55 AM

this is the high time where fleshlight's roles are very crucial

**budz** · 02-09-2006, 02:02 AM

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**sonofsam** · 02-09-2006, 02:18 AM

Originally posted by TeenGodFather

You sniff her butt, make a sandwich and watch some tv alone in the dark and cry?

**Vitasoy** · 02-09-2006, 02:40 AM

I beat my meat of course.

**RevSand** · 02-09-2006, 03:06 AM

Originally posted by Afrekete

I think the bigger question here is...what do YOU do adultchica?

Thats what I was thinking....

Hearing that story in DETAIL will help me next time!

**everestcash** · 02-09-2006, 04:01 AM

yeah let's here a story from adultchica

**BabeHunter** · 02-09-2006, 04:05 AM

Originally posted by SmutGiant

I dont even get horny anymore... "rubbing one out" has just become routine... usually the first thing and last thing of each day.

haha yeah like drinking coffee in the morning

**Hardlinks** · 02-09-2006, 04:17 AM

Originally posted by BabeHunter

haha yeah like drinking coffee in the morning

I hope you washed your hands befor typing that.

**BabeHunter** · 02-09-2006, 04:24 AM

Originally posted by Hardlinks

I hope you washed your hands befor typing that.

yeah it's 3PM here already

**reed_4** · 02-09-2006, 04:42 AM

I dial my ex-gf's number and we some hot sex on phone.

**Holly** · 02-09-2006, 05:34 AM

Originally posted by reed_4

I dial my ex-gf's number and we some hot sex on phone.

I can just imagine what that's like.

her: Oh baby, I'm so horny
reed_4: That looks really great.
her: Tell me what you want to do to me.
reed_4: I like that too.
her: Where are you gonna touch me?
reed_4: Wow, that is good news.
her: Do you know how wet I am?
reed_4: Nice pictures.
her: Are you hard baby?
reed_4: That's cool.
her: Are you touching yourself?
reed_4: Bump for you.

**ssp** · 02-09-2006, 05:39 AM

Originally posted by Holly

I can just imagine what that's like.

her: Oh baby, I'm so horny
reed_4: That looks really great.
her: Tell me what you want to do to me.
reed_4: I like that too.
her: Where are you gonna touch me?
reed_4: Wow, that is good news.
her: Do you know how wet I am?
reed_4: Nice pictures.
her: Are you hard baby?
reed_4: That's cool.
her: Are you touching yourself?
reed_4: Bump for you.

her: I'm coming... oohhh.. that was great reed_4!!
reed_4: Congrats to all the winners.

**Holly** · 02-09-2006, 05:42 AM

Originally posted by ssp

her: I'm coming... oohhh.. that was great reed_4!!
reed_4: Congrats to all the winners.

I bet his birth name really is reed_4.

**thaifan99** · 02-09-2006, 05:43 AM

wank socks!

**TheJimmy** · 02-09-2006, 06:48 AM

Ok, I want Holly and TGF to know those two replies had me crying I was laughing so hard....

dayummm, this thread should get some type of award, if it keeps running like it is it'll get right up there next to the 'oh face with phatzane' status...

What do you do when you're horny?

What do you do when you're horny?

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