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Old 02-07-2006, 05:30 PM   #1
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Britney Spears pathetic baby seat drama

Fuck sake dont people have better things to discuss? Anyway it reminded me of a great email my mum forwarded to me.


TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's
!

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while
they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from
a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.
Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special
treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.
We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE
actually died from this.

We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soda pop with
sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because

WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING...

And we knew we'd better be inside when the streetlights came on. No one
was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride
down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into
the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at
all, no 99 channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound,
no cell phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat
rooms..........

WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no
lawsuits from these accidents.

We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in
us forever. We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays,

Made up games with sticks and tennis balls and although we were told it
would happen, we did not put out very many eyes. We rode bikes or walked
to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just
yelled for them!

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team.
Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine
that!!

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of.
They actually sided with the law!

This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem
solvers and inventors ever!

The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We
had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO
DEAL WITH IT ALL!

And YOU are one of them! CONGRATULATIONS!
You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow
up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives
for our own good.

And while you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how
brave their parents were.

Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't
it?
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Old 02-07-2006, 05:40 PM   #2
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Doesn't change the fact that she is taking unnecessary risks with her child's welfare.
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Old 02-07-2006, 05:40 PM   #3
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and probably breaking the law (don't know where she lives)
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Old 02-07-2006, 05:44 PM   #4
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mothers do that shit every day, why is it so much more of a big deal when some dumb slut singer is doing it?
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Old 02-07-2006, 05:44 PM   #5
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Doesn't change the fact that she is taking unnecessary risks with her child's welfare.
The kid will grow up a millionaire drug addict. I have no doubt of that.
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Old 02-07-2006, 05:45 PM   #6
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and probably breaking the law (don't know where she lives)
The police paid her a visit today.
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Old 02-07-2006, 05:46 PM   #7
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what a stupid bitch
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Old 02-07-2006, 05:50 PM   #8
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I am just so sick and tired from hearing about her shit
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Old 02-07-2006, 05:53 PM   #9
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Doesn't change the fact that she is taking unnecessary risks with her child's welfare.
come on, don't you have better things to worry about? The kid will grow up to be a spoiled millionaire loser anyway... I really doubt he will ever contribute anything useful to this world...
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Old 02-07-2006, 05:56 PM   #10
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come on, don't you have better things to worry about? The kid will grow up to be a spoiled millionaire loser anyway... I really doubt he will ever contribute anything useful to this world...

You think I am worried about it? This is the first thread I have even replied to about it
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Old 02-07-2006, 06:08 PM   #11
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come on, don't you have better things to worry about? The kid will grow up to be a spoiled millionaire loser anyway... I really doubt he will ever contribute anything useful to this world...

you have a point there..i hope it will not happen.
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Old 02-07-2006, 06:18 PM   #12
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and probably breaking the law (don't know where she lives)
I think it's a law everywhere, no?
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Old 02-07-2006, 06:18 PM   #13
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come on, don't you have better things to worry about? The kid will grow up to be a spoiled millionaire loser anyway... I really doubt he will ever contribute anything useful to this world...
I doubt he's worried. Just stating facts and opinions. It's a board.
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Old 02-07-2006, 07:56 PM   #14
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its not like its unexpected either...Britney is hardcore-white trash so it makes sense...
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Old 02-07-2006, 09:42 PM   #15
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Life was ver simple then. I wish those good old days will return. Life is very ironic, is it not?
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Old 02-07-2006, 09:43 PM   #16
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Fuck sake dont people have better things to discuss? Anyway it reminded me of a great email my mum forwarded to me.


TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's
!

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while
they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from
a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.
Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special
treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.
We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE
actually died from this.

We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soda pop with
sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because

WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING...

And we knew we'd better be inside when the streetlights came on. No one
was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride
down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into
the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at
all, no 99 channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound,
no cell phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat
rooms..........

WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no
lawsuits from these accidents.

We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in
us forever. We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays,

Made up games with sticks and tennis balls and although we were told it
would happen, we did not put out very many eyes. We rode bikes or walked
to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just
yelled for them!

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team.
Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine
that!!

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of.
They actually sided with the law!

This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem
solvers and inventors ever!

The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We
had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO
DEAL WITH IT ALL!

And YOU are one of them! CONGRATULATIONS!
You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow
up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives
for our own good.

And while you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how
brave their parents were.

Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't
it?

Damn!!! This is soooo the way it was!

Wow!
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Old 02-07-2006, 09:44 PM   #17
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I think it's a law everywhere, no?

I don't know the laws everywhere . . . so I don't know
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Old 02-08-2006, 07:09 PM   #18
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it is her prerogative..
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Old 02-08-2006, 07:10 PM   #19
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Don't you have better thing to do then write this post ?
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Old 02-08-2006, 07:41 PM   #20
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Don't you have better thing to do then write this post ?
No I have staff who have better things to do.
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Old 02-08-2006, 08:00 PM   #21
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Why do people care what she does.
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