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  • Donny
    As you wish...
    • May 2002
    • 13754

    #1

    I have poison oak on my...

    ...PENIS!!!!

    It itches. A lot.


    I went to the Doctor to make sure that's what it was. I have to admit the first thought through my mind was "wow, this itches" followed by, "I hope this isn't an STD".

    Fortunately it is poison oak. The hot female Doctor that played with my cock this morning told me so.

    No sex for awhile .
  • Deej
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    • Jun 2005
    • 24386

    #2
    how the fuck????

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    • seeric
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      • Aug 2004
      • 41917

      #3
      OMG


      no more peeing in the woods for you

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      • Deej
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        • Jun 2005
        • 24386

        #4
        oh, and PICTURES?!?!?!?!?

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        • GlydeGirl
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          • Feb 2005
          • 1516

          #5
          Were you masturbating with woodland foliage on your last nature hike? LOL

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          • Stallion
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            • Jan 2001
            • 6632

            #6
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            • corvette
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              #7
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              • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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                • Oct 2002
                • 10581

                #8
                Thats fucked up

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                • After Shock Media
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                  • Mar 2001
                  • 35299

                  #9
                  The lesson is to always wash your hands before you piss if you have been outdoors in the yard or you pet the damn fucking cat or dog eh?

                  My fiance caught it something fierce from petting the cat once. Thankfully I was pretty much already immune to it and now so is she. We both get just a couple small bumps on our wrists or area of contact at most.

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                  • gangbangjoe
                    Ronin
                    • May 2004
                    • 17693

                    #10
                    how do you get an "posion-oak" ?

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                    • Donny
                      As you wish...
                      • May 2002
                      • 13754

                      #11
                      Belinda has some poison oak on her face. You decide how I got it on my penis.

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                      • G-Rotica
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                        • Aug 2005
                        • 4258

                        #12
                        Way back, many years ago when I was in the army, a buddy of mine worked on a truck battery then went and took a piss without washing. He said it was very painful, what battery acid could do to your pecker.

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                        • Pete-KT
                          Workin With The Devil
                          • Oct 2004
                          • 51532

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Donny
                          Belinda has some poison oak on her face. You decide how I got it on my penis.
                          Were you rubbing your cock back and forth across her face;)

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                          • S P A N N O W
                            Everywhere You Wanna Be!
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 11941

                            #14


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                            • Donny
                              As you wish...
                              • May 2002
                              • 13754

                              #15
                              Originally posted by S P A N N O W



                              EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! That's disgustingly horrible. That dude must be alergic.

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                              • Belinda
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                                • Jul 2005
                                • 4365

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Pete-KT
                                Were you rubbing your cock back and forth across her face;)

                                LOL!! he would be happy if he got it that way I am sure. But honestly I do have it on my face.. the whole right side of my chin and part way down my neck. I have a patch on my back and a few patched on my arms. This shit sucks but luckily everytime i get it, it tends to go away pretty fast.
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                                • gangbangjoe
                                  Ronin
                                  • May 2004
                                  • 17693

                                  #17
                                  omfg
                                  you got something like that on your little prince ?

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                                  • Donny
                                    As you wish...
                                    • May 2002
                                    • 13754

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by gangbangjoe
                                    how do you get an "posion-oak" ?
                                    It's a reaction to the oil in certain trees, bushes, and shrubs. The oil irritates your skin.

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                                    • Donny
                                      As you wish...
                                      • May 2002
                                      • 13754

                                      #19
                                      Pictures:

                                      http://images.google.com/images?clie...-8&sa=N&tab=wi

                                      The first pic shows the plant that causes it around here.

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                                      • gangbangjoe
                                        Ronin
                                        • May 2004
                                        • 17693

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Donny
                                        It's a reaction to the oil in certain trees, bushes, and shrubs. The oil irritates your skin.

                                        ok thanks

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                                        • Donny
                                          As you wish...
                                          • May 2002
                                          • 13754

                                          #21
                                          No, Spannow, I won't take pics and post them for you.

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                                          • S P A N N O W
                                            Everywhere You Wanna Be!
                                            • Mar 2004
                                            • 11941

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Donny
                                            No, Spannow, I won't take pics and post them for you.
                                            Awww c'mon, you know everyones dyin' to see!

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                                            • Donny
                                              As you wish...
                                              • May 2002
                                              • 13754

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by S P A N N O W
                                              Awww c'mon, you know everyones dyin' to see!

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                                              • Big Red Machine
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                                                • Jan 2005
                                                • 9586

                                                #24
                                                A friend of mine went fishing took a dump in the woods and wiped his ass with poison Ivy....lol he was walking around like Yosemite Sam for weeks

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                                                • Kevin - The PNN
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                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                  • 1364

                                                  #25
                                                  Must have use the Poison Oak Fleshlight
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                                                  • Kevin - The PNN
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                                                    • Jun 2005
                                                    • 1364

                                                    #26
                                                    That is funny - way to go

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                                                    • tristan_D
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                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                      • 7865

                                                      #27
                                                      you have been previously advised to use a condom when fucking...even an oak tree
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                                                      • WME
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                                                        • May 2004
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                                                        #28
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                                                        • John Hughes
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                                                          • Feb 2004
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Donny
                                                          ...PENIS!!!!

                                                          It itches. A lot.


                                                          I went to the Doctor to make sure that's what it was. I have to admit the first thought through my mind was "wow, this itches" followed by, "I hope this isn't an STD".

                                                          Fortunately it is poison oak. The hot female Doctor that played with my cock this morning told me so.

                                                          No sex for awhile .

                                                          My wife has it on her lips.... coincidence?

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                                                          • Donny
                                                            As you wish...
                                                            • May 2002
                                                            • 13754

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by John Hughes
                                                            My wife has it on her lips.... coincidence?

                                                            Damn, I was hoping you wouldn't see this thread!!

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                                                            • Belinda
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                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                              • 4365

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by John Hughes
                                                              My wife has it on her lips.... coincidence?
                                                              LOL i have it on my lip a little to. LOL i knew i should not have made out with her the other night ... GRRRR
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                                                              • reynold
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                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                • 51271

                                                                #32
                                                                Moral: Practice safe sex. Don't fuck a posion oak. :lol:

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                                                                • EdgeXXX
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                                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                                  • 5816

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Belinda
                                                                  ....I do have it on my face.. the whole right side of my chin and part way down my neck.









                                                                  Oh come on, seriously, what does that sound like.....
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                                                                  • Belinda
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                                                                    • Jul 2005
                                                                    • 4365

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by EdgeXXX







                                                                    Oh come on, seriously, what does that sound like.....

                                                                    LOL... yes that does sound like something else but it is not cum LOL
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                                                                    • Donny
                                                                      As you wish...
                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                      • 13754

                                                                      #35
                                                                      No sex. No masturbation. I may lose my mind before this stuff goes away...

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