Do you dip you Pizza In Ranch Dressing

**Harmon** · 02-06-2006, 01:37 PM

Ranch, yes. It's the shit.

**EdgeXXX** · 02-06-2006, 01:38 PM

Yes I do

**The Truth Hurts** · 02-06-2006, 01:38 PM

ranch is the new salsa

**artman** · 02-06-2006, 01:39 PM

love buffalo ranch on my pizza

**chadglni** · 02-06-2006, 01:39 PM

I'll dip anything in ranch dressing, even pussy.

**Harmon** · 02-06-2006, 01:39 PM

It will kill your fucking breath though

**TheLegacy** · 02-06-2006, 01:39 PM

ranch.. or butter. thanks.. gave me an idea for dinner tonight

**XfactoryOnline** · 02-06-2006, 01:39 PM

No Ranch Sucks

**adultchica** · 02-06-2006, 01:40 PM

I am guility of dipping my pizza in ranch.

**Mr Pheer** · 02-06-2006, 01:40 PM

keep dipping pizza in ranch dressing often and you'll be a really fat fuck before you know what happened

**EdgeXXX** · 02-06-2006, 01:40 PM

Originally posted by artman

love buffalo ranch on my pizza

Buffalo Ranch???

What am I missing over here?

**Zeina-Heart** · 02-06-2006, 01:41 PM

Originally posted by Bird

Ranch or any other sauce

no not really.. but I love ranch sauce with fried chicken, it sounds weird but its really good

**chadglni** · 02-06-2006, 01:42 PM

Originally posted by MrPheer

keep dipping pizza in ranch dressing often and you'll be a really fat fuck before you know what happened

As if pizza is the definition of healthy.

**jollyperv** · 02-06-2006, 01:43 PM

Anyone who doesn't is a fucking terrorist.

**Bird** · 02-06-2006, 01:50 PM

Originally posted by Zeina-Heart

no not really.. but I love ranch sauce with fried chicken, it sounds weird but its really good

Damn your good, I fucking joining your affiliate program.

**EdgeXXX** · 02-06-2006, 01:51 PM

Originally posted by jollyperv

Anyone who doesn't is a fucking terrorist.

**~Ray** · 02-06-2006, 01:53 PM

no, but I like to smother it with parm.

never heard of pizza dipped in ranch until I moved to Detroit for a year.. it's almost illegal not to dip there.

**Young** · 02-06-2006, 01:53 PM

I prefer to keep my 31" waist and 18" biceps thanks.

**BIGTYMER** · 02-06-2006, 02:20 PM

Sometimes I do.

**BigCashCrew** · 02-06-2006, 02:21 PM

Yes, I love pizza dipped in ranch dressing.

**After Shock Media** · 02-06-2006, 02:22 PM

Americans are obsessed with ranch dressing and it is very damn sad.

And no I do not give a rats ass about the calories in it either.

**EdgeXXX** · 02-06-2006, 02:23 PM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

Americans are obsessed with ranch dressing and it is very damn sad.

And no I do not give a rats ass about the calories in it either.

Why is that sad?

**After Shock Media** · 02-06-2006, 02:31 PM

Originally posted by EdgeXXX

Why is that sad?

Because nearly every other dressing has suffered a great deal to it.
I am beyond sick of going to a restaurant and discovering they only have ranch, vinaigrette and maybe thousand island. Hell if you forget to ask it comes as default nowadays.
It has literally gone to far when you order fries and they ask you if you want ranch with those. Or you order pizza and bread sticks via delivery. You specify you want marinara for your bread sticks yet they always bring you friggin ranch and you have to send the driver back to get the damn red sauce (because ranch is typical default).
Or your sitting at a table and you can hear people ordering, and every so often you hear someone screech out "rannnnnchhh!" like it is some white trash mating call.

**RevSand** · 02-06-2006, 02:48 PM

Ranch is good shit! Yea it is aweful for you BUT it tastes good on nearly anything...

**After Shock Media** · 02-06-2006, 02:49 PM

Originally posted by RevSand

Ranch is good shit! Yea it is aweful for you BUT it tastes good on nearly anything...

Death to flavored mayo and milk.

**EdgeXXX** · 02-06-2006, 02:59 PM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

Because nearly every other dressing has suffered a great deal to it.
I am beyond sick of going to a restaurant and discovering they only have ranch, vinaigrette and maybe thousand island. Hell if you forget to ask it comes as default nowadays.
It has literally gone to far when you order fries and they ask you if you want ranch with those. Or you order pizza and bread sticks via delivery. You specify you want marinara for your bread sticks yet they always bring you friggin ranch and you have to send the driver back to get the damn red sauce (because ranch is typical default).
Or your sitting at a table and you can hear people ordering, and every so often you hear someone screech out "rannnnnchhh!" like it is some white trash mating call.

I sense a deep seeded anger and some masked psychological issues that, if left untreated, could result in violent condiment-related hatred. I have no way of treating this over the internet so instead I am posting a picture of an angry kitty:

**webseth** · 02-06-2006, 03:02 PM

knoflook saus

**After Shock Media** · 02-06-2006, 03:04 PM

Originally posted by EdgeXXX

I sense a deep seeded anger and some masked psychological issues that, if left untreated, could result in violent condiment-related hatred. I have no way of treating this over the internet so instead I am posting a picture of an angry kitty:

buhahahaha

You have no idea how right you are.

**Bird** · 02-06-2006, 03:10 PM

Originally posted by EdgeXXX

I sense a deep seeded anger and some masked psychological issues that, if left untreated, could result in violent condiment-related hatred. I have no way of treating this over the internet so instead I am posting a picture of an angry kitty:

Where the fuck are my chicken livers....

**elitecontent** · 02-06-2006, 03:15 PM

everyone knows the best dip is that garlic butter sauce from papa johns... now if they could only turn that into an energy drink I'd be in buttery heaven

**~Ray** · 02-06-2006, 03:28 PM

ranch is easy to make in the restaurant.. therefore, they call it "house" dressing.

**After Shock Media** · 02-06-2006, 03:32 PM

Originally posted by AdvertisingSex

ranch is easy to make in the restaurant.. therefore, they call it "house" dressing.

No it is cause they are lazy fucks with customers that have the culinary appetite of a dung beetle.

House dressing is whatever specialized dressing the restaurant makes. Last week at a place the house dressing was a champagne vinaigrette.

**Orgasmics** · 02-06-2006, 03:46 PM

No ranch. I use either extra sauce or ketchup... or nothing.

**amandaspost** · 02-06-2006, 04:10 PM

Never tried it

**PixeLs** · 02-06-2006, 04:36 PM

I haven't tried and I don't think I will.

**Penthouse Tony** · 02-06-2006, 04:41 PM

Ranch dressing is nasty shit.

**CDSmith** · 02-06-2006, 04:47 PM

Originally posted by Harmon

It will kill your fucking breath though

Yeah, raunch dressing isn't conducive to dating.

I sprinkle a little tobasco on my pizza, and some extra parmesan cheese. Yummy.

**CDSmith** · 02-06-2006, 04:49 PM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

Because nearly every other dressing has suffered a great deal to it.
I am beyond sick of going to a restaurant and discovering they only have ranch, vinaigrette and maybe thousand island. Hell if you forget to ask it comes as default nowadays.
It has literally gone to far when you order fries and they ask you if you want ranch with those. Or you order pizza and bread sticks via delivery. You specify you want marinara for your bread sticks yet they always bring you friggin ranch and you have to send the driver back to get the damn red sauce (because ranch is typical default).
Or your sitting at a table and you can hear people ordering, and every so often you hear someone screech out "rannnnnchhh!" like it is some white trash mating call.

It's the new ketchup.

(I fucking hate ketchup)

**HDADULT** · 02-06-2006, 04:56 PM

I dip mine in Italian dressing .....much better then ranch

**mikie mike** · 02-06-2006, 04:58 PM

it also depend on what type of pizza i am having if i have dipping sauce or not

**Bird** · 02-06-2006, 04:59 PM

Sometimes i use bluecheese if I am having hotwings.

**Sosa** · 02-06-2006, 05:12 PM

it is good stuff.

**Spunky** · 02-06-2006, 05:20 PM

I dip mine in a Garlic dip

**chazer** · 02-06-2006, 05:27 PM

i used to always get buffalo chicken kickers and a large pepperoni pizza from dominos.

ended up having ranch sauce left over, because they accidentally gave me 2 with the kickers.

so i figured, hey might as well dip my pizza in it.

moral of the story, I don't eat pizza now without ranch sauce... it's fucking delicious

**chazer** · 02-06-2006, 05:29 PM

Originally posted by chadglni

As if pizza is the definition of healthy.

actually it is.

**kristin** · 02-06-2006, 05:53 PM

Guilty. : )

**tony286** · 02-06-2006, 05:54 PM

my wife is the dip kid lol

**SomeCreep** · 02-06-2006, 05:55 PM

Originally posted by Bird

Ranch

fux yeah, dat shit tastes goooooood

**je_rome** · 02-06-2006, 06:20 PM

Of course! Pizza is incomplete without ranch.

Do you dip you Pizza In Ranch Dressing

Do you dip you Pizza In Ranch Dressing

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