Please join me in a moment of silence for my youth

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  • Monique Niccole
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2002
    • 5653
    #1

    Please join me in a moment of silence for my youth

    Once upon a time, I could go on a weekend-long bender.

    This Friday, I drank 4 Redheaded Sluts, was in bed by 3:30am (THREE-FREAKING-THIRTY PEOPLE!), woke up the next morning, and had to hug the porcelain. I slept all day and night Saturday, and this is the first time I feel stable enough to venture out of the bed.

    What has happened to me? Is it time to hang up my party hard card?
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    • Libertine
      sex dwarf
      • May 2002
      • 17860
      #2
      Redheaded sluts?
      /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133986
          #3
          Eventually age does catch up to everybody

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            • newbreed
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2003
              • 9898
              #4
              Let's not over react here.

              I am willing to bet this is not your fault. I was at a club last week and the bartender misunderstood "double lime" for a "double" and proceeded to serve my buddy 3 or 4 of Captain and Cokes in the coure of an hour or two.

              So, let's just consider that something like this could have happened to you this one time, and it's not an issue from here on out...lol

              Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
              I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
              fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

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                • Monique Niccole
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 5653
                  #5
                  Originally posted by punkworld
                  Redheaded sluts?
                  1 part Jager
                  1 part Peach Schnapps
                  1 part cranberry

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                    • Libertine
                      sex dwarf
                      • May 2002
                      • 17860
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Afrekete
                      1 part Jager
                      1 part Peach Schnapps
                      1 part cranberry
                      Ah, that explains it. Stick to wine, beer, vodka or whiskey, only one kind on any given night, and your hangovers won't be half as bad.
                      /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                        • AmeliaG
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                          • Jan 2003
                          • 10663
                          #7
                          Yeah, I drank a few of those with some beers a couple weeks ago and felt like hell for days afterwards. Just say no to any drink someone hands you saying, "you can't even taste the Jager."
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                            • Wiggles
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • May 2004
                              • 14423
                              #8
                              4's about my limit now too, its sad
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                                • Monique Niccole
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 5653
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by AmeliaG
                                  Yeah, I drank a few of those with some beers a couple weeks ago and felt like hell for days afterwards. Just say no to any drink someone hands you saying, "you can't even taste the Jager."
                                  The redheaded slut is my signature drink. I can even drink Jager straight. If I stick with one thing, I'm usually good. Three drinks shouldn't do me in....unless I've turned into an old woman.

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                                      • Feb 2005
                                      • 12164
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                                        • BoyAlley
                                          So Fucking Gay
                                          • Nov 2004
                                          • 19714
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by punkworld
                                          Redheaded sluts?

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                                            • Sly
                                              Let's do some business!
                                              • Sep 2004
                                              • 31376
                                              #12
                                              I've only had Jager once. I was already wasted. Someone bought a whole tray of Jager shots and nobody was drinking them, so me and another guy figured "why not?!" I don't remember how many I had, probably only 3-5, but they didn't bother me too much the next morning.

                                              Funny thing is I absolutely cannot stand the black licorice flavor.
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                                                • Monique Niccole
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 5653
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                  Well, aren't the gingers the best kind of sluts?

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                                                    • Monique Niccole
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                      • 5653
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Sly
                                                      I've only had Jager once. I was already wasted. Someone bought a whole tray of Jager shots and nobody was drinking them, so me and another guy figured "why not?!" I don't remember how many I had, probably only 3-5, but they didn't bother me too much the next morning.

                                                      Funny thing is I absolutely cannot stand the black licorice flavor.
                                                      Sly, Jager ain't for the n00bs. If you start with it, stick with it. 3-5 is a lot, but then again, I don't weigh more than about 110 lbs. either.

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                                                        • Sly
                                                          Let's do some business!
                                                          • Sep 2004
                                                          • 31376
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Afrekete
                                                          Sly, Jager ain't for the n00bs. If you start with it, stick with it. 3-5 is a lot, but then again, I don't weigh more than about 110 lbs. either.
                                                          Neither do I!
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                                                            • Monique Niccole
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                              • 5653
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Sly
                                                              Neither do I!
                                                              You can borrow my clothes

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                                                                • TDF
                                                                  Triple OG nigga on GFY
                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                  • 27296
                                                                  #17
                                                                  me and jager dont mix..but its damn sure good!
                                                                  Sig heil

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                                                                    • Sly
                                                                      Let's do some business!
                                                                      • Sep 2004
                                                                      • 31376
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Afrekete
                                                                      You can borrow my clothes
                                                                      You can wear mine. I find that sexy, haha.
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                                                                        • Monique Niccole
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                          • 5653
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I remember one night in Detroit when me and Steve challenged Mike and Evita to a drink-off. Boss to boss, girl to girl -- all tequila. I'm not sure who won or who got us back to the Mariott, but I know I couldn't do that dragging ass like I was this weekend.

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