Dating a MORMON girl -- advice? - GoFuckYourself.com

d00t · 02-04-2006, 04:30 AM

How do you gently break it to her?

Any tips?

Doctor Dre · 02-04-2006, 04:34 AM

You just don't ... and I'm dead serious there.

d00t · 02-04-2006, 04:36 AM

I have not gone that way but I'd like to....as a test .....while she's trying to get me into her cult I want to bring her into the wonderful world of real phun ;)

JuiceMonkey · 02-04-2006, 04:38 AM

right after you have sex, you turn to her and point to your wall and say "see that hidden camera over there.."

then burn the bible and jump around naked

The Ghost · 02-04-2006, 04:43 AM

Sounds like a recipe for disaster. Cause even if she's fine with it for the time being, she will revert right back to her roots. Maybe you'll be lucky, but this is from personal experience

nico-t · 02-04-2006, 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JuiceMonkey

right after you have sex, you turn to her and point to your wall and say "see that hidden camera over there.."

then burn the bible and jump around naked

hahaha great tip

Deej · 02-04-2006, 06:23 AM

a lot of mormons are hypocrites. I know this girl that was dating a mormon guy, HE broke up with HER because she would'nt PEE on HIM!!!

Funk Dat!

ffmihai · 02-04-2006, 06:24 AM

i guess her brothers are watching you so be gentle!

JuiceMonkey · 02-04-2006, 06:46 AM

keep the mormon talk to a minimum... you might offend some one on the board...

Kinky John · 02-04-2006, 06:48 AM

So long as she aint Mormon in bed and she dont have a large family come stay

RayBonga · 02-04-2006, 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JuiceMonkey

right after you have sex, you turn to her and point to your wall and say "see that hidden camera over there.."

Then release the tape on gfy and tell her "you're a pornstar now, to late to go back".

Then start a new affiliate program at mormongangbangs.com

d00t · 02-04-2006, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by RayBonga

Then start a new affiliate program at mormongangbangs.com

jimthefiend · 02-04-2006, 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

You just don't ... and I'm dead serious there.

Word.

678

Grapesoda · 02-04-2006, 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d00t

How do you gently break it to her?

Any tips?

save a lot of food, tolit paper and stuff in yer closet and you'll be fine, also find out who all yer ancesters where all the way back to 'adam' so you can get them converted over and everything will work out for you guys

oh and pick out yer 'planet'

over and out -bmb

JuiceMonkey · 02-04-2006, 07:24 AM

when did they add the extra m to "moron" anyways?

woj · 02-04-2006, 07:56 AM

I just realized you said mormon girl not moron girl..

Hotrocket · 02-04-2006, 08:00 AM

Danger Will Robinson! Danger! lol

I am a big believer in being honest about what ya do..nuttin but trouble if you don't..
I went out with this girl a while back...we got along great..almost a perfect date..I was feelin so positive, I decide to tell her what I do for a living..
Well the look on her face said it all..you would have thought I said I liked killing babies for sport...lol she didnt even want a ride home..lmao!
that bitch finished her dinner tho...what fuckin nerve huh?..lol

anyway...just gotta bite the bullet and tell her..otherwise it will come back to bite ya later..and you will have wasted alot of time and effort for nothing. good luck tho

ozmatt · 02-04-2006, 08:00 AM

too much hassle, just dont go there

Fabien · 02-04-2006, 08:38 AM

I'll say it again
RELIGON SUCKS ASS
ALL OF THEM !

Creates conflicts after conflits and this since the begining

Grapesoda · 02-04-2006, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by JuiceMonkey

when did they add the extra m to "moron" anyways?

gee whiz, last week . . where ya been bro? to busy with the fleshlite?

AmateurFlix · 02-04-2006, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by JuiceMonkey

when did they add the extra m to "moron" anyways?

swedguy · 02-04-2006, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

a lot of mormons are hypocrites. I know this girl that was dating a mormon guy, HE broke up with HER because she would'nt PEE on HIM!!!

Funk Dat!

I'd dump her too for being too prude.

nofx · 02-04-2006, 10:08 AM

I would pee on her chest

stev0 · 02-04-2006, 10:12 AM

mormon's are fucked, run while you can! lol

leggs · 02-04-2006, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by d00t

How do you gently break it to her?

Any tips?

Belladona is a mormon...
You can either ask her or Nacho.

Or you can go for broke and see if she can fit a bat in her ass too!!!
Soo fucking hot!!!

QualityMpegs · 02-04-2006, 10:56 AM

I used to date a Mormon, at least she said she was a mormon, not really practicing, but she actually submitted galleries for me back then.

BoyAlley · 02-04-2006, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JuiceMonkey

when did they add the extra m to "moron" anyways?

jjjay · 02-04-2006, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d00t

How do you gently break it to her?

Any tips?

tell her you worship satan

sfera · 02-04-2006, 11:17 AM

show her your compute

SirMoby · 02-04-2006, 12:49 PM

Would you ask the same question if you were dating a Catholic? Buy a Flesh Light.

ajrocks · 02-04-2006, 12:55 PM

Get her drunk and fuck her ass she will be fine.

The Sultan Of Smut · 02-04-2006, 02:19 PM

I've dated a few Mormon chicks over the years (had no choince since I lived in a Mormon town...) and one thing I discovered was that they are far more curious about sex than the average girl. The best thing you can do in any relationship is just be yourself. If you don't then you'll never be happy.

3M TA3 · 02-04-2006, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by The Sultan Of Smut

I've dated a few Mormon chicks over the years (had no choince since I lived in a Mormon town...) and one thing I discovered was that they are far more curious about sex than the average girl.

yup and they like it in the butt, some girls are still saving their virginity for marrage.

pixieboy · 02-04-2006, 02:43 PM

dissipate · 02-04-2006, 04:44 PM

easy, stick it in her pooper.

BlueDesignStudios · 02-04-2006, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by pixieboy

well that pic changes things....

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