The Best scam email I have ever read. - GoFuckYourself.com

leggs · 02-04-2006, 09:20 AM

Dear Sir

With a very desperate need for assistance, I have summed up courage to contact you. I am presently working in Iraq with American troop, I found your contact particulars in an address journal.

I am seeking your assistance to evacuate the sum of US$9,000,000.00 (Nine Million Dollars) to your country or any other safe country of your choice, as far as I can be assured that my share will be safe in your care untill I complete my service here,this is no stolen money, and there are no dangers involved.

SOURCE OF MONEY:

Some money in American currency was discovered concealed in barrels with piles of weapons and ammunitions at a location near one of Saddam's old palaces during a rescue operation,and it was agreed by all party present that the money be shared amongst us,this was quite an illegal thing to do,but I tell you what? no compensation can make up for the risks we have taken with our lives in this hell hole.

The above figure was given to me as my share, and to conceal this kind of money became a problem for me, so with the help of a Diplomat working here,his office enjoys some immunity, I was able to get the package out to a safe location entirely out of trouble spot.

The Diplomat does not know the real contents of the package and believes that it belongs to an Asian American who died in an air raid, and before giving up, trusted me to hand over the package to his business associate.

I have now found a secured way of getting the package out to a safer country in Europe or Dubai for you to pick up,and will discuss this with you when I am sure that you are willing to assist me.

One passionate appeal I will make to you is not to discuss this matter with a third party, should you have reasons to reject this offer, please destroy this mail as any leakage of this information will be too bad for us.

I do not know for how long we will remain here,and I have survived 2 suicide bomb attacks by the special grace of God, this and other reasons I will mention later has prompted me to reach out for help, I honestly want this matter to be resolved immediately.

Please contact me through my email so we can discuss more.

Respectfully,

Ali Awad.

Alex · 02-04-2006, 10:50 AM

You dont get many emails do you?

Dirty F · 02-04-2006, 10:52 AM

Damn, you have many surprises ahead of you.

MikeVega · 02-04-2006, 11:09 AM

i get like 3 of those a day ..

Dirty F · 02-04-2006, 11:12 AM

Yeah, got my first one 5 years ago. And before that i knew about this scam for a least 10 years.

sfera · 02-04-2006, 11:12 AM

does this scratch the surface?

psili · 02-04-2006, 11:12 AM

Quote:

One passionate appeal I will make to you is not to discuss this matter with a third party, should you have reasons to reject this offer, please destroy this mail as any leakage of this information will be too bad for us.

By posting this, you just lost all trust in the dude and destroyed his dreams of securing the $90mil.

hahaha.

Spunky · 02-04-2006, 11:13 AM

Always the same sort of scam,no matter how they write it.They send you a bogus check and it might clear.After a couple weeks it eventually bounces and your stuck with whatever amount they send

Quagmire · 02-04-2006, 01:09 PM

I like the comment about the asian american dying in an air raid. Its like WW2 all over again. duck and cover, motherfucker.

02-04-2006, 09:20 AM	#1
leggs Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 761	The Best scam email I have ever read. Dear Sir With a very desperate need for assistance, I have summed up courage to contact you. I am presently working in Iraq with American troop, I found your contact particulars in an address journal. I am seeking your assistance to evacuate the sum of US$9,000,000.00 (Nine Million Dollars) to your country or any other safe country of your choice, as far as I can be assured that my share will be safe in your care untill I complete my service here,this is no stolen money, and there are no dangers involved. SOURCE OF MONEY: Some money in American currency was discovered concealed in barrels with piles of weapons and ammunitions at a location near one of Saddam's old palaces during a rescue operation,and it was agreed by all party present that the money be shared amongst us,this was quite an illegal thing to do,but I tell you what? no compensation can make up for the risks we have taken with our lives in this hell hole. The above figure was given to me as my share, and to conceal this kind of money became a problem for me, so with the help of a Diplomat working here,his office enjoys some immunity, I was able to get the package out to a safe location entirely out of trouble spot. The Diplomat does not know the real contents of the package and believes that it belongs to an Asian American who died in an air raid, and before giving up, trusted me to hand over the package to his business associate. I have now found a secured way of getting the package out to a safer country in Europe or Dubai for you to pick up,and will discuss this with you when I am sure that you are willing to assist me. One passionate appeal I will make to you is not to discuss this matter with a third party, should you have reasons to reject this offer, please destroy this mail as any leakage of this information will be too bad for us. I do not know for how long we will remain here,and I have survived 2 suicide bomb attacks by the special grace of God, this and other reasons I will mention later has prompted me to reach out for help, I honestly want this matter to be resolved immediately. Please contact me through my email so we can discuss more. Respectfully, Ali Awad. __________________ Telephone: +44 0773 7671 113 http://kellysteele.biz http://TheUKhardcore.com http://hamiltonsteele.com

02-04-2006, 10:50 AM	#2
Alex So Fucking Banned (YEA!!) Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 10,963	You dont get many emails do you? __________________ Care about me? Who? Me! Who?

02-04-2006, 11:09 AM	#4
MikeVega Porntrepreneur Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York Posts: 12,788	i get like 3 of those a day .. __________________ Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

02-04-2006, 11:13 AM	#8
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,961	Always the same sort of scam,no matter how they write it.They send you a bogus check and it might clear.After a couple weeks it eventually bounces and your stuck with whatever amount they send __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

02-04-2006, 01:09 PM	#9
Quagmire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Stinkin' up your bathroom Posts: 6,490	I like the comment about the asian american dying in an air raid. Its like WW2 all over again. duck and cover, motherfucker. __________________

02-04-2006, 10:52 AM	#3
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Damn, you have many surprises ahead of you.

02-04-2006, 11:12 AM	#5
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Yeah, got my first one 5 years ago. And before that i knew about this scam for a least 10 years.

02-04-2006, 11:12 AM	#6
sfera Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: ICQ: 248877409 Posts: 8,597	does this scratch the surface?