You know it's time for a diet when... - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 02-03-2006, 11:04 PM

A few of these are pretty good...

You know it's time for a diet when:

You dive into a swimming pool so your friends can go surfing.

You have to apply your makeup with a paint roller.

Weight Watchers demands your resignation.

You step on a pennyweight scale that gives you your fortune and it says,
"One at a time please!"

Your face is so full that you look like you're wearing horn-rimmed
contact lenses.

The bus driver asks you to sit on the other side because he wants to
make a turn without flipping over.

You're at school in the classroom and turn around and erase the entire
blackboard

They throw puffed rice at your wedding.

You hiccup in your bathing suit, and it looks like someone adjusting a
venetian blind.

You fall down and try to get up, and in the process rock yourself to
sleep.

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Violetta · 02-03-2006, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

You're at school in the classroom and turn around and erase the entire
blackboard

I would like to see that! haha

Deej · 02-03-2006, 11:14 PM

funny shit ;)

I LOVE Little Brown Asses · 02-03-2006, 11:15 PM

how about a real one - for the last month everytime i order a drink at a restaurant, they always read it back as "diet coke". fuckers.

starting to get a complex.

02-03-2006, 11:04 PM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	You know it's time for a diet when... A few of these are pretty good... You know it's time for a diet when: You dive into a swimming pool so your friends can go surfing. You have to apply your makeup with a paint roller. Weight Watchers demands your resignation. You step on a pennyweight scale that gives you your fortune and it says, "One at a time please!" Your face is so full that you look like you're wearing horn-rimmed contact lenses. The bus driver asks you to sit on the other side because he wants to make a turn without flipping over. You're at school in the classroom and turn around and erase the entire blackboard They throw puffed rice at your wedding. You hiccup in your bathing suit, and it looks like someone adjusting a venetian blind. You fall down and try to get up, and in the process rock yourself to sleep. www.jokesbee.com :D __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

02-03-2006, 11:14 PM	#3
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02-03-2006, 11:15 PM	#4
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