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Deputy Chief Command · 02-02-2006, 09:51 PM

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Just got my STU today and thought I'd post a little review.

I'm a 42 year old married guy with 2 kids. Don't get it as often as I'd like (who does?), and when I do I 'blast off' way too soon for my liking. So I bought a fake pussy to build up my screwing tolerance, and also just to get off more often!

Ok anyway my review. First thing I did is just kind of examine the thing while I was sitting on the can. Ever seen the film where they give a gorilla a glove, and he turns it over and over examining it, obviously not quite able to process that it is fake? That was me with this thing, spreading the lips apart, looking in the hole, in disbelief of just how realistic it is.

What gets me, that you can't appreciate from the photos of the FL, is how ILF got the flesh density spot-on. Every guy should buy one just to check out the material, if nothing else. Really unique stuff, nothing like what you imagine from seeing it on the web. I swear if you heated this up a bit, put a little lube on it, closed your eyes and played around with your fingers, you'd swear it was the real thing.

Then I had to hide it back away and rejoin the wife&kids

Finally later in the night my wife finally went up to bed and I tried it out. Whoaa, these reviewers are right, this thing feels like the real deal. I wonder if I was blindfolded if I could tell it apart from my wife, that's how realistic it feels. Well my mission of building up stamina very quickly went out the window as my cave-man brain took over and forced me to give in to the sensations and just blast away.

A big thanks to ILF, the message board and to the internet in general - How else would I have ended up on my bathroom floor nailing a fake pussy wedged into one of my old gym shoes! Crazy.

Chalk up another happy customer who's in store for many more happy experiences.

http://www.fleshlight.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7831

DaddyHalbucks · 02-02-2006, 10:47 PM

They are very realistic.

Devilporn · 02-02-2006, 10:53 PM

Ok I'm convinced! I'll buy one!
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swedguy · 02-02-2006, 10:56 PM

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How else would I have ended up on my bathroom floor nailing a fake pussy wedged into one of my old gym shoes!

Ok, if I got one for free I would try it out

Juicy D. Links · 02-03-2006, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Devilporn

Ok I'm convinced! I'll buy one!
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FleshJoe2005 · 02-06-2006, 12:56 PM

Juicy he wanted to give some aff the sale

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G-Rotica · 02-06-2006, 12:59 PM

My wife said I can't buy one.

RayBonga · 02-06-2006, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by G-Rotica

My wife said I can't buy one.

She's just jealous.

pussyluver · 02-06-2006, 01:52 PM

yo Juciy, Are they any gif or flash movies of the FleshLight in use (available for affilaiet use)? Or do I have to take my own?

Manowar · 02-06-2006, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by RayBonga

She's just jealous.

hahaha yeah!

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02-06-2006, 12:59 PM	#7
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02-06-2006, 01:52 PM	#9
pussyluver Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 Posts: 11,009	yo Juciy, Are they any gif or flash movies of the FleshLight in use (available for affilaiet use)? Or do I have to take my own?