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com · 02-02-2006, 06:15 PM

Little Thelma comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. And, "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish, " she asks, "Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"

Thelma's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

"Osama Bin Laden" she says.

"Why Osama Bin Laden?" her father asks in shock

"Well, " she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then! ... he'd start going all over the place tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride. "Thelma, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know, " Thelma says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the MARINES could blow his fuckin' head off."

StickyGreen · 02-02-2006, 06:20 PM

i really doubt that is worth the read...

bjjb · 02-02-2006, 06:22 PM

hehehe funny

Fresh · 02-02-2006, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StickyGreen

i really doubt that is worth the read...

lolll.

was pretty funny

Sam Granger · 02-02-2006, 06:30 PM

Hahahaha funnyyy

Z · 02-02-2006, 06:52 PM

Damn right, the Marines would be more than happy to put so much ordinance on that position, it would become a second grand canyon.

ozmatt · 02-02-2006, 07:08 PM

haha could see that one coming.

still funny

Downtime · 02-02-2006, 07:16 PM

lmao that's an awesome joke!!

prime · 02-02-2006, 07:49 PM

dont make a fun of Bin Laden

Mr. Bush cant even caught up with him
and 911 gives you an example of what hes made of

Thomas1007 · 02-02-2006, 07:57 PM

hahahhahaaa good one

com · 02-02-2006, 08:03 PM

hahah glad you guys enjoyed it as much as I did, off to the pub for a bit!
S.H.I.T > T.G.I.F
SO HAPPY ITS THURSDAY!

Vitasoy · 02-03-2006, 12:31 AM

Read it earlier, still gives me a chuckle.

WME · 02-03-2006, 12:44 AM

I've read it in the other board and it still make me

reynold · 02-03-2006, 12:46 AM

Haha.. I was almost teary-eyed but the last sentence made me laugh so hard!

02-02-2006, 06:15 PM	#1
com Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,541	A Valentine For Osama Bin Laden Little Thelma comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. And, "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish, " she asks, "Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?" Thelma's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?" "Osama Bin Laden" she says. "Why Osama Bin Laden?" her father asks in shock "Well, " she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then! ... he'd start going all over the place tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore." Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride. "Thelma, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard." "I know, " Thelma says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the MARINES could blow his fuckin' head off." __________________ Real. Professional. Hosting. .:Expect Nothing Less:. 320-078-843 :: www.realprohosting.com :: [email protected]

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