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2HosCrackPipe · 02-02-2006, 02:39 PM

Animals communicate regularly through telepathy. It is the most basic form of communication, an ability we are all born with. As humans, we learn to rely on verbal communication and our telepathic skills are pushed aside and become rusty. Like a muscle, unless used regularly, these skills become weak and inefficient...

2HousePlague · 02-02-2006, 02:41 PM

Replace "telepathy" with "instinct" and you're a smart fella --

2hp

eroswebmaster · 02-02-2006, 02:41 PM

Okay the character is funny..but you shouldn't cut and paste from the net when pretending to be "origiinal."
http://www.animaltelepathy.com/about.html

sicone · 02-02-2006, 02:41 PM

if you are saying that some humans should shut the fuck up... then I agree

seeric · 02-02-2006, 02:41 PM

Wtf??????

xlogger · 02-02-2006, 02:42 PM

2HosCrackPipe???? ROFL!!!

eroswebmaster · 02-02-2006, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

and you're a smart fella --

2hp

Nope, not even original
http://www.animaltelepathy.com/about.html

S P A N N O W · 02-02-2006, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

...you shouldn't cut and paste from the net when pretending to be "origiinal."
http://www.animaltelepathy.com/about.html

Agreed! Lame, lame, lame

WME · 02-02-2006, 05:46 PM

are you reading my mind right now?

Rhesus · 02-02-2006, 05:51 PM

2HP is pleased as he is being portrayed as a sensible and witful person with a broad vocabulary to his disposal, while I'd rather think of him as pretentious and someone who is lacking knowledge of the things he preaches.

Dirty F · 02-02-2006, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

Okay the character is funny..but you shouldn't cut and paste from the net when pretending to be "origiinal."
http://www.animaltelepathy.com/about.html

Oh thats lame!

The character had potential but this just sucks.

Next.

2HousePlague · 02-02-2006, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhesus

2HP is pleased as he is being portrayed as a sensible and witful person with a broad vocabulary to his disposal, while I'd rather think of him as pretentious and someone who is lacking knowledge of the things he preaches.

Sorry you feel that way, Rhesus. I know I come across as arrogant occasionally and sometimes don't invest the time in clarity that I do in the basic conception of the ideas I espouse. But, I have -- with zero 0% exception -- tried to help everyone who comes to me for help. There are noobs out there, and non-noobs too, who call me friend. That makes me feel good, because I have earned that friendship, not by "having their back" in silly threads that amount to nothing. But because I have listened to them, offered them humanity, compassion and understanding when they neeed it. Fuck the tips, tutorials and shit like that. I assume that people whose opinions differ from mine on questions of business, or are just content doing their own thing successfully will ignore me. This is an odd place, and it makes it difficult (not to mention in appropriate) to reach conclusions about people solely based on what you read. If you ever wanted to, I would welcome the opportunity to show you something deeper and truer about me than your impression thus far --

Jack (2hp) Mardack

reynold · 02-02-2006, 09:53 PM

Yeah right.. Animals rely on instinct and senses better than we do. Humans possess logic, sense of morality and free will. But humans can be worse than animals, at times.

Haydos · 02-02-2006, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhesus

2HP is pleased as he is being portrayed as a sensible and witful person with a broad vocabulary to his disposal, while I'd rather think of him as pretentious and someone who is lacking knowledge of the things he preaches.

Preach in the form of advocating or urging acceptance maybe....but certainly not pretentious!

pre·ten·tious ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pr-tnshs)
adj.
1. Claiming or demanding a position of distinction or merit, especially when
unjustified.
2. Making or marked by an extravagant outward show; ostentatious.

I don't know too many pretentiuos people that would admit "I know I come across as arrogant occasionally.."

BTW - he does have shit house fashion sense.....!!

2HosCrackPipe · 02-02-2006, 10:52 PM

...precedent post the play veiled was presenté, I do not know if everyone the connai or not, but for those ki do not know it I were bored to death (lol) has to make screen shot and heberger (lasted all of the job: 3 hours!!) For those which wishes the telecharger (Nb: if Ca I am makes any Ca for nothing, looool Ca good... ok I will be tro good leaves...).Je dized for those which wishes...

Spunky · 02-02-2006, 10:54 PM

Pigshit

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S P A N N O W · 02-02-2006, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HosCrackPipe

...precedent post the play veiled was presenté, I do not know if everyone the connai or not, but for those ki do not know it I were bored to death (lol) has to make screen shot and heberger (lasted all of the job: 3 hours!!) For those which wishes the telecharger (Nb: if Ca I am makes any Ca for nothing, looool Ca good... ok I will be tro good leaves...).Je dized for those which wishes...

Ok, now you're starting to scare me...

2HousePlague · 02-14-2006, 02:19 AM

MAN, this shit don't consume no time. C'mon, Sleazy... can I get an "IDIOT"...?

zentz · 02-14-2006, 02:30 AM

thanks for the info

je_rome · 02-15-2006, 07:28 PM

taken from http://www.factmonster.com/ipka/A0768578.html:

Animal Communication

Most animals (including people) use hahaha8220;body languagehahaha8221; as well as sound and smell in order to communicate with one another. Here are some of the ways animals express themselves.

Many animals communicate by smell: they release pheromones (airborne chemicals) to send messages to others. Pheromones play an important part in reproduction and other social behavior. They are used by many animals, including insects, wolves, deer, and even humans!

Bees dance when they have found nectar. The scout bee will dance in the hive, and the dance directs other bees to the location of the nectar.

Chimpanzees greet each other by touching hands.

Male fiddler crabs wave their giant claw to attract female fiddler crabs.

White-tailed deer show alarm by flicking up their tails.

Dogs stretch their front legs out in front of them and lower their bodies when they want to play.

Elephants show affection by entwining their trunks.

Giraffes press their necks together when they are attracted to each other.

Gorillas stick out their tongues to show anger.

biftek · 02-15-2006, 07:42 PM

Dogs stretch their front legs out in front of them and lower their bodies when they want to play.

well that is crap , my dog just barks at me when he wants to play

only time he stretches his front feet and lowers his body is when he tired...

Phoenix · 02-15-2006, 08:09 PM

I Love My 2houseplague

Brujah · 02-15-2006, 08:59 PM

That's nothing. My dog outsources his design skills to Wyldesites.com and shoots content for Hustler's Taboo. He used to play backup for Earth, Wind & Fire but doesn't like to talk about those days.

Sofa King · 02-15-2006, 09:05 PM

This thread needs a good dog joke:

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A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.

I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."

"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit."

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02-02-2006, 02:39 PM	#1
2HosCrackPipe blah, blah, blah, blah, blah... Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a padded cell Posts: 12	Did you know.... Animals communicate regularly through telepathy. It is the most basic form of communication, an ability we are all born with. As humans, we learn to rely on verbal communication and our telepathic skills are pushed aside and become rusty. Like a muscle, unless used regularly, these skills become weak and inefficient... __________________ Puff, Puff, Post, Pass Out! 2HCP

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2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	Replace "telepathy" with "instinct" and you're a smart fella -- 2hp __________________ tada!

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2HosCrackPipe blah, blah, blah, blah, blah... Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a padded cell Posts: 12	...precedent post the play veiled was presenté, I do not know if everyone the connai or not, but for those ki do not know it I were bored to death (lol) has to make screen shot and heberger (lasted all of the job: 3 hours!!) For those which wishes the telecharger (Nb: if Ca I am makes any Ca for nothing, looool Ca good... ok I will be tro good leaves...).Je dized for those which wishes... __________________ Puff, Puff, Post, Pass Out! 2HCP

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je_rome Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 6,846	taken from http://www.factmonster.com/ipka/A0768578.html: Animal Communication Most animals (including people) use hahaha8220;body languagehahaha8221; as well as sound and smell in order to communicate with one another. Here are some of the ways animals express themselves. Many animals communicate by smell: they release pheromones (airborne chemicals) to send messages to others. Pheromones play an important part in reproduction and other social behavior. They are used by many animals, including insects, wolves, deer, and even humans! Bees dance when they have found nectar. The scout bee will dance in the hive, and the dance directs other bees to the location of the nectar. Chimpanzees greet each other by touching hands. Male fiddler crabs wave their giant claw to attract female fiddler crabs. White-tailed deer show alarm by flicking up their tails. Dogs stretch their front legs out in front of them and lower their bodies when they want to play. Elephants show affection by entwining their trunks. Giraffes press their necks together when they are attracted to each other. Gorillas stick out their tongues to show anger. __________________ Make money on any traffic. Join KlikRevenue.com Today!

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biftek So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Victoria, Australia Posts: 1,030	Dogs stretch their front legs out in front of them and lower their bodies when they want to play. well that is crap , my dog just barks at me when he wants to play only time he stretches his front feet and lowers his body is when he tired... Last edited by biftek; 02-15-2006 at 07:44 PM..

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Sofa King Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 132	This thread needs a good dog joke: ------------------------------------------------- A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies. "So, what's your story?" The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running." "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in." "I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars," the guy says. "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?" "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit." . __________________ Convert your international traffic with entercharge - the evolution of alternative billing. click here