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BlueDesignStudios 12-23-2006 05:49 PM

hahaha what a great thread

ROBO2017 12-23-2006 08:54 PM

So how is this working out... lol

Juicy D. Links 12-23-2006 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11581940)

:helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme

Aric 12-23-2006 09:08 PM

:1orglaugh Things always come back to haunt you :1orglaugh

Aric 12-23-2006 09:08 PM

He's got some nice moobs :helpme

NemesiS876 12-23-2006 09:10 PM

No not me ...

Pete-KT 12-23-2006 10:21 PM

Wow a surfer with an idea

hostcentrex 12-23-2006 11:34 PM

Hey man, I have the script, and the hosting. Hit me up on ICQ or AIM. If I don't answer email me. I am going to bed soon.

Thanks,
JoeW

TheBootyReview 12-24-2006 01:07 AM

shoot me an email at: webmaster (at) thebootyreview.com
or on ICQ 471-232-652

rowan 12-24-2006 01:13 AM

Given that the original msg is about 10 months old we'd hope he's got something going by now.....

woj 12-24-2006 03:02 AM

lets see an update, are you at least half way to the million yet?

Juicy D. Links 12-24-2006 12:13 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

starpimps 12-24-2006 12:34 PM

damn huge tits

Juicy D. Links 12-27-2006 07:34 AM

lolololololololololol

Juicy D. Links 12-27-2006 07:38 AM

http://www.proamcontent.com/images/petekt-stroke.gif

Juicy D. Links 12-27-2006 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lazonby (Post 9188398)
Hi all.

I've had an idea for a 'Million Dollar Homepage' type site, but with a twist. It's a pretty damn good twist, even if I do say so myself :) , and I know that the idea will appeal to most if not all of you guys on this board (minus the 90% surfers of course) :winkwink:

I don't want to give away too much info at the moment, so I'll just cut straight to it.

The pixels will cost $0.75 each, with a discount under certain circumstances.

If someone can supply a free 'million dollar script' which is equal to or surpasses the quality and performance of the original, in return you'll get 400 free pixels which will be yours for the duration of the site, which will be at least 5 years, depending of course on it's success.
I know I can get a script for about $35 - $99 but hey, why not get one for free then give the goodwill in return.

If someone can supply free hosting, not only will you get 900 free pixels for the duration of the project (set in stone within a contract), you'll also be able to place a link (same or different) on each page of the site. This link could be back to your hosting company, an affiliate link or to any site of your choice within the terms. Hosting must be in a country with very liberal freedom of speech laws.

And as an added freebie, I'll supply a free 100 pixel advert link for the first two weeks to one month (after which you'll have to pay to keep it if you want it) to anyone who wants one, subject to my approval. All you have to do is post your contact info in this thread. Only rules are that the site you're advertising must be either mainstream or softcore adult (single girl sites would be ideal).

For anyone with a proven history of scamming, please feel free not to post in this thread. You won't be doing any business with me.

About me. Currently I'm an amateur mainstream webmaster from England with a couple of adult projects up my sleeve, with a view to putting them into operation before the end of the year.

As this is my first post, I hope I've complied with the rules of the forum. If not then please email me on freedomadvertising [at] googlemail [dot] com.

Oh, and please don't ask to see my tits. You wouldn't want to see my hairy man-boobs, trust me.

Congratulations in advance to anyone who wants in, and :321GFY

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Webby 12-27-2006 09:15 AM

At last - a real business thread on GFY - stunning...

It's nice to see the cream of Internet entrepreneurs oozing ideas and offering to share these with fellow webmasters. The presentation of this unique idea makes me quiver all over with sheer excitement - so eloquent and persuasive and presenting all salient facts.

Who can resist purchasing as much of this web real estate as possible? Remortgage your home, sell your grandmother, take up cocaine smuggling, whatever - just invest your total assets into this incredible biz opportunity. I'm ready with a $1 mill - where you want the funds sent?

So, anyone got free hosting and a $50 script??? DUH?


Sheesh... GFY may be pathetic at times (well.. most of the time:winkwink:) but that shit beats the lot - too damned funny LOL


PS Tip to Lazonby - about the "couple of adult projects up my sleeve". Up your sleeve is prob the best place for these adult projects. Ever thought of not claiming to be a webmaster and avoiding engaging in any form of business?? It's worth considering - believe me.

Pleasurepays 12-27-2006 09:31 AM

I think his idea was for The Million and One Dollar Homepage. he just needs someone to buy the scripts, do the programming, do the designs, host it, sell ads and promote the site.

Sounds like a great fake opportunity for all the fake webmasters on this board.

stillsexy 12-27-2006 09:58 AM

eh..........

tranza 12-27-2006 10:03 AM

Lol, this thread is just too funny!!

maxcarter101 12-27-2006 10:05 AM

aahahahahahahahahahahaha! OMG YOU IS TEH FUNNY!

scottybuzz 12-27-2006 11:00 AM

dont insult the juicy

Aneros Josh 12-27-2006 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL (Post 9188570)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Is that the "tiny little ads" guy?

Yngwie 12-27-2006 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FleshJosh (Post 11602322)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Is that the "tiny little ads" guy?

that would be him. Don Lapre lol

Juicy D. Links 01-04-2007 05:10 PM

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Juicy D. Links 01-04-2007 05:11 PM

http://www.juicylinks.com/lazonby.jpg:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 01-04-2007 05:12 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 01-04-2007 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lazonby (Post 9188398)
Hi all.

I've had an idea for a 'Million Dollar Homepage' type site, but with a twist. It's a pretty damn good twist, even if I do say so myself :) , and I know that the idea will appeal to most if not all of you guys on this board (minus the 90% surfers of course) :winkwink:

I don't want to give away too much info at the moment, so I'll just cut straight to it.

The pixels will cost $0.75 each, with a discount under certain circumstances.

If someone can supply a free 'million dollar script' which is equal to or surpasses the quality and performance of the original, in return you'll get 400 free pixels which will be yours for the duration of the site, which will be at least 5 years, depending of course on it's success.
I know I can get a script for about $35 - $99 but hey, why not get one for free then give the goodwill in return.

If someone can supply free hosting, not only will you get 900 free pixels for the duration of the project (set in stone within a contract), you'll also be able to place a link (same or different) on each page of the site. This link could be back to your hosting company, an affiliate link or to any site of your choice within the terms. Hosting must be in a country with very liberal freedom of speech laws.

And as an added freebie, I'll supply a free 100 pixel advert link for the first two weeks to one month (after which you'll have to pay to keep it if you want it) to anyone who wants one, subject to my approval. All you have to do is post your contact info in this thread. Only rules are that the site you're advertising must be either mainstream or softcore adult (single girl sites would be ideal).

For anyone with a proven history of scamming, please feel free not to post in this thread. You won't be doing any business with me.

About me. Currently I'm an amateur mainstream webmaster from England with a couple of adult projects up my sleeve, with a view to putting them into operation before the end of the year.

As this is my first post, I hope I've complied with the rules of the forum. If not then please email me on freedomadvertising [at] googlemail [dot] com.

Oh, and please don't ask to see my tits. You wouldn't want to see my hairy man-boobs, trust me.

Congratulations in advance to anyone who wants in, and :321GFY

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

scottybuzz 01-04-2007 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11658535)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

scottybuzz 01-04-2007 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11658554)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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StickyGreen 01-04-2007 05:17 PM

lmao, i remember this thread...

scottybuzz 01-04-2007 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11658559)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
http://spannow.adult.com/snj.jpg

scottybuzz 01-04-2007 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11658562)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
http://spannow.adult.com/snj.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

adultseo 01-04-2007 05:26 PM

Hi!

Free hosting is no problem, buy the script and I will provide you with free professional hosting with FTP etc.

Best Regards,
Jan Jaap

Scottish Guy 01-04-2007 05:47 PM

Lazonby is a fucking millionaire now so stop slagging him off I just wish I provided him with free hosting free script and advertised his site for him I am such a loser for not running his site completely and gaining a small percentage of revenue.


One Word Guys








GUTTED

Lazonby 01-04-2007 06:30 PM

rofl...

I had no idea that Juicy had such a hardon for me by bumping this thread, thinking that he is 'owning' me. Lol. Must have been pissed when I pointed out that his 'marketing pull' has decreased whereas the guy who owned him (Ramos) saw his popularity increase. Bummer.

Update: although the build costs were relatively low and this was run on a 1and1 Professional virtual hosting account, it was making around £1200 per month on average over 8 months with little work. The scripts were bought or copied from free script sites and I learnt to do coding myself to complete the rest.
The site was linked by some large blogs back in November and I had to go for a dedicated server (1and1 again) because Google and Yahoo were being kind to me. Current Google PR is 5. With a twist on my original idea, this has been a profitable experience. How I love mainstream.....

Now carry on. Every time you bump this thread you get $0.03 for your sig. That's alot of money and shows what a baller you are.

scottybuzz 01-04-2007 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lazonby (Post 11658935)
rofl...

I had no idea that Juicy had such a hardon for me by bumping this thread, thinking that he is 'owning' me. Lol. Must have been pissed when I pointed out that his 'marketing pull' has decreased whereas the guy who owned him (Ramos) saw his popularity increase. Bummer.

Update: although the build costs were relatively low and this was run on a 1and1 Professional virtual hosting account, it was making around £1200 per month on average over 8 months with little work. The scripts were bought or copied from free script sites and I learnt to do coding myself to complete the rest.
The site was linked by some large blogs back in November and I had to go for a dedicated server (1and1 again) because Google and Yahoo were being kind to me. Current Google PR is 5. With a twist on my original idea, this has been a profitable experience. How I love mainstream.....

Now carry on. Every time you bump this thread you get $0.03 for your sig. That's alot of money and shows what a baller you are.

link please :)

AVM 01-04-2007 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lazonby (Post 11658935)
rofl...

I had no idea that Juicy had such a hardon for me by bumping this thread, thinking that he is 'owning' me. Lol. Must have been pissed when I pointed out that his 'marketing pull' has decreased whereas the guy who owned him (Ramos) saw his popularity increase. Bummer.

Update: although the build costs were relatively low and this was run on a 1and1 Professional virtual hosting account, it was making around £1200 per month on average over 8 months with little work. The scripts were bought or copied from free script sites and I learnt to do coding myself to complete the rest.
The site was linked by some large blogs back in November and I had to go for a dedicated server (1and1 again) because Google and Yahoo were being kind to me. Current Google PR is 5. With a twist on my original idea, this has been a profitable experience. How I love mainstream.....

Now carry on. Every time you bump this thread you get $0.03 for your sig. That's alot of money and shows what a baller you are.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

shekinah 01-04-2007 06:59 PM

I just want to bump:helpme

BogY_KinG 01-04-2007 07:05 PM

I'm sorry!!!!!!!

bareskin 01-04-2007 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11658951)
link please :)

:thumbsup :thumbsup
Yes indeed want a link and you can shove your three cents up your crack smoking ass :2 cents:

Juicy D. Links 01-04-2007 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lazonby (Post 11658935)
rofl...

I had no idea that Juicy had such a hardon for me by bumping this thread, thinking that he is 'owning' me. Lol. Must have been pissed when I pointed out that his 'marketing pull' has decreased whereas the guy who owned him (Ramos) saw his popularity increase. Bummer.

Update: although the build costs were relatively low and this was run on a 1and1 Professional virtual hosting account, it was making around £1200 per month on average over 8 months with little work. The scripts were bought or copied from free script sites and I learnt to do coding myself to complete the rest.
The site was linked by some large blogs back in November and I had to go for a dedicated server (1and1 again) because Google and Yahoo were being kind to me. Current Google PR is 5. With a twist on my original idea, this has been a profitable experience. How I love mainstream.....

Now carry on. Every time you bump this thread you get $0.03 for your sig. That's alot of money and shows what a baller you are.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 01-04-2007 08:21 PM

Good luck with it I guess...........

polish_aristocrat 01-05-2007 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 11659443)
Good luck with it I guess...........

:1orglaugh

Sick Bastard 01-05-2007 08:10 AM

"my idea's gonna blow them outta the water. Get this (dramatic pause).... SEVEN MINUTE ABS."

http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/ima...hitchhiker.jpg

SB

GooSearch 01-05-2007 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spider Ninja (Post 9188519)
bump for the triple anal ;-)

here ya go

http://www.assfistinganalfisting.com...le_fisting.jpg

Sick Bastard 01-05-2007 08:22 AM

http://bob5.bangedup.com/somethingab...hitchhiker.jpg

(the pic ads to the effect. Grrrrrrrrrr......)

SB

Juicy D. Links 01-07-2007 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lazonby (Post 9188398)
Hi all.

I've had an idea for a 'Million Dollar Homepage' type site, but with a twist. It's a pretty damn good twist, even if I do say so myself :) , and I know that the idea will appeal to most if not all of you guys on this board (minus the 90% surfers of course) :winkwink:

I don't want to give away too much info at the moment, so I'll just cut straight to it.

The pixels will cost $0.75 each, with a discount under certain circumstances.

If someone can supply a free 'million dollar script' which is equal to or surpasses the quality and performance of the original, in return you'll get 400 free pixels which will be yours for the duration of the site, which will be at least 5 years, depending of course on it's success.
I know I can get a script for about $35 - $99 but hey, why not get one for free then give the goodwill in return.

If someone can supply free hosting, not only will you get 900 free pixels for the duration of the project (set in stone within a contract), you'll also be able to place a link (same or different) on each page of the site. This link could be back to your hosting company, an affiliate link or to any site of your choice within the terms. Hosting must be in a country with very liberal freedom of speech laws.

And as an added freebie, I'll supply a free 100 pixel advert link for the first two weeks to one month (after which you'll have to pay to keep it if you want it) to anyone who wants one, subject to my approval. All you have to do is post your contact info in this thread. Only rules are that the site you're advertising must be either mainstream or softcore adult (single girl sites would be ideal).

For anyone with a proven history of scamming, please feel free not to post in this thread. You won't be doing any business with me.

About me. Currently I'm an amateur mainstream webmaster from England with a couple of adult projects up my sleeve, with a view to putting them into operation before the end of the year.

As this is my first post, I hope I've complied with the rules of the forum. If not then please email me on freedomadvertising [at] googlemail [dot] com.

Oh, and please don't ask to see my tits. You wouldn't want to see my hairy man-boobs, trust me.

Congratulations in advance to anyone who wants in, and :321GFY

i love this threadddddddddddddddddddddddddd

polle54 01-07-2007 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lazonby (Post 11658935)
rofl...

I had no idea that Juicy had such a hardon for me by bumping this thread, thinking that he is 'owning' me. Lol. Must have been pissed when I pointed out that his 'marketing pull' has decreased whereas the guy who owned him (Ramos) saw his popularity increase. Bummer.

Update: although the build costs were relatively low and this was run on a 1and1 Professional virtual hosting account, it was making around £1200 per month on average over 8 months with little work. The scripts were bought or copied from free script sites and I learnt to do coding myself to complete the rest.
The site was linked by some large blogs back in November and I had to go for a dedicated server (1and1 again) because Google and Yahoo were being kind to me. Current Google PR is 5. With a twist on my original idea, this has been a profitable experience. How I love mainstream.....

Now carry on. Every time you bump this thread you get $0.03 for your sig. That's alot of money and shows what a baller you are.

Somehow I think you are lying :1orglaugh

If you're not lying, which would be a wonder - then post the fucking url

priceless thread.

scottybuzz 01-23-2007 02:16 PM

why did you bump this polle54?


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