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![]() Today I told a friend of mine I was thinking of saving up some cash for a porche convertable, the 911. He laughed at me and said it was a snobby rich womans car and only old rich women drive them!
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when are you guys finally gonna realize that it's Porsche, not Porche ?
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women can't handle 6 speed stick
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its the truth
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Anyone who thinks that, is truly ignorant about high performance, quality, engineering, and speed.
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Your friend is clueless.. Get the 911... let him ride in his mommies minivan..
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yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!
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I had one, I had NO problem with the stick,,, Got rid of it when i was pregnant,, had to go to a "family ride" LOL
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If your friend thinks Porsches are for woman, you should buy a glock, put a round in the chamber, turn the safety off, hand it to him and say "lets play russian rullette" (yeah, russian rullete is only possable with a six-shooter)... if he say's "okay", I might suggest finding some new friends...
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you should also tell them to go back to school and learn how to spiel roulette properly
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I guess that guy never drove a Porsche 911
the clutch on that car is as nasty as an old tractor trailer You need to go to the gym and use the leg press machine on your right leg to make sure both legs are the same size. |
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i think they ment the mazda miata,,,
now thats a girly car |
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Porches are indeed quite feminine. However, Porsches are 100% testosterone
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nahh thats too small i need a limo version of that :D
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and hey if a car is too feminine for you, you can buy these from eroswebmaster to give your car some balls
http://www.awnutz.com/ |
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Depends who you ask..i know some who will say they are fem
Myself Im a truck person I have big trucks,dogs and house I hate anything small hahaha |
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I'm not sure I agree with your friend either.
I find my Porsche 912 1969 to be quite gentlemen-like. ;) Cheers, Matt |
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Who drives porsche?
91% men 9% women Who drives fiat? 50% men 50% women Who drives ferrari? 98% men 2% women Read it in my marketing book yesterday. |
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a woman would kill herself on a Porsche.... i drive one.... wait, that will backfire on me re: feminity as I just realized what my sig is all about ;-)))
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The fact that your friend cares about what his car says about his sexuality, shows that he is insecure. Drive whatever car you want, fuck who you want to fuck, and be a man.
Personally, i'd rather have a jap car. But that's 'cuase i'm an asian wannabe with AZN pride. |
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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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btw 911 is a fucking sweet car..
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Boxster is definitely a girlie car... I'd say the GT2 or the 911 Turbo are more guy oriented...
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I want to be an OLD RICH WOMAN than... A Porshe... ouhhhhhooooohhhhh
Imagine how much fun I would have...
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porsche : only 1 time saw a woman with it . . .
but 100s of mans with it. . . |
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Porsche spelled P O R S C H E are not girlie cars at all !
They are one of the most gorgeous cars around...and do you think anybody would say to you if you bought a 911 carrera, oh man that's a girls car...NO ! I sure wouldn't ! Then again i would never buy a boxster cause those are hideous. The speedster above rocks to ! A good friend of mine has one and its sooo gorgeous ! ![]() ![]() ![]()
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they are death traps
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thats bullshit, 911 is a cool car
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No.
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If a porsche is a girly car, call me a chick.
I would love to have a 911 convertible or a boxster!! |
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the new boxsters S rox hardcore!
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I've always wanted to buy a 1969 Porsche 911. Beautiful car, great year.
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I guess my feeling on whether Porsche is a girl car is, why is your self-esteem so low that you even give a shit. If you like a Porsche, buy one.
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whatever you guys do, DON'T get the Canyonero F CLASS. it's got a lipstick mirror!
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KimmyKim, will you marry me???
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we have guys driving them around here, I would drive one ;)
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