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Alex From San Diego · 01-30-2006, 08:33 PM

Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay," they all agree.

The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.

That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today.

"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick."

"What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother.

"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?"

The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."

Andre · 01-30-2006, 08:36 PM

Why u dissin on my cousin!!??

Spunky · 01-30-2006, 08:42 PM

That was pretty good

Alex From San Diego · 01-30-2006, 08:50 PM

A black guy knew he had it made when the old brass bottle he found in the back yard turned out to have a genie in it. Any three wishes he had would be granted, the genie informed him.

"I wanna be rich," said the black man. The back yard filled up with chests of gold coins and jewels in the blink of an eye.

"I'm no fool," said the black man. "I wanna be white." And there he stood, white, blonde-haired and blue-eyed.

"Thirdly, I never want to work another day in my life." And he was black again

Andre · 01-30-2006, 08:54 PM

That's it! I'm sending Antwaan and De'Mond to ya house!

czarina · 01-30-2006, 08:55 PM

those are funny. Not the best I have ever heard, but gave me a nice smile.

reynold · 02-02-2006, 05:47 AM

Hilarious! That was some pretty sense of humor!

FlogTheLog · 02-02-2006, 05:55 AM

clickdude · 02-02-2006, 06:42 AM

lol That is hilarious

01-30-2006, 08:33 PM	#1
Alex From San Diego Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: San Diego Posts: 1,642	Penis contest Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay," they all agree. The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim. That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today. "Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick." "What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother. "Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?" The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three." __________________ We are what we repeatedly do.-Aristotle

01-30-2006, 08:42 PM	#3
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	That was pretty good __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

01-30-2006, 08:50 PM	#4
Alex From San Diego Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: San Diego Posts: 1,642	A black guy knew he had it made when the old brass bottle he found in the back yard turned out to have a genie in it. Any three wishes he had would be granted, the genie informed him. "I wanna be rich," said the black man. The back yard filled up with chests of gold coins and jewels in the blink of an eye. "I'm no fool," said the black man. "I wanna be white." And there he stood, white, blonde-haired and blue-eyed. "Thirdly, I never want to work another day in my life." And he was black again __________________ We are what we repeatedly do.-Aristotle

02-02-2006, 06:42 AM	#9
clickdude Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 136	- lol That is hilarious

01-30-2006, 08:36 PM	#2
Andre Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Inside Your Head Posts: 1,156	Why u dissin on my cousin!!??

01-30-2006, 08:54 PM	#5
Andre Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Inside Your Head Posts: 1,156	That's it! I'm sending Antwaan and De'Mond to ya house!

01-30-2006, 08:55 PM	#6
czarina Webmaster Extraordinaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A beautiful beach... Posts: 10,748	those are funny. Not the best I have ever heard, but gave me a nice smile.

02-02-2006, 05:47 AM	#7
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Hilarious! That was some pretty sense of humor!

02-02-2006, 05:55 AM	#8
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