should i sleep with my eyes opened or closed tonight ?

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  • Alphonso
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2005
    • 544

    #1

    should i sleep with my eyes opened or closed tonight ?

    i am afraid the rabbis children might attack me at night. the way his dirty dozen children were looking at me today was scary maybe they do want to ambush me tonight. i think i am prepared i have a hammer under my pillow and i will hide a rock in my socks
    MEOWWWWW
  • Fresh
    • Mar 2005
    • 4920

    #2
    you shouldnt sleep


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    • Alphonso
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2005
      • 544

      #3
      Originally posted by Dave Guru
      you shouldnt sleep
      but if i dont sleep i wont be able to work tommorow
      MEOWWWWW

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      • Fresh
        • Mar 2005
        • 4920

        #4
        Originally posted by Alphonso
        but if i dont sleep i wont be able to work tommorow

        not being able to work is better then being beaten by the children of the rabbi


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        • Alphonso
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2005
          • 544

          #5
          Originally posted by Dave Guru
          not being able to work is better then being beaten by the children of the rabbi
          i think you are right i will stay awake but do you think a hammer and rock is enough protection.
          MEOWWWWW

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          • Fresh
            • Mar 2005
            • 4920

            #6
            Originally posted by Alphonso
            i think you are right i will stay awake but do you think a hammer and rock is enough protection.

            yes, hammer and rocks should do. Keep a butterknife handy as well


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            • Michaelious
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              • Jan 2004
              • 6720

              #7
              dont even sleep lol

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              • Alphonso
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2005
                • 544

                #8
                Originally posted by Dave Guru
                yes, hammer and rocks should do. Keep a butterknife handy as well
                i dont have butterknife i am allergic to milk but i do have a butcher knife i used it to make kabob with. the thing is should i use it or just scare them off with it ?
                MEOWWWWW

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                • dakota1358
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 2114

                  #9
                  Do like everyone else over there strap a s**tload of explosives around your waist and when they come to beat you blow them F#$@ers up.

                  Who gets the last laugh then haha
                  Carmen Cocks Rocks

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                  • Fresh
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 4920

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Alphonso
                    i dont have butterknife i am allergic to milk but i do have a butcher knife i used it to make kabob with. the thing is should i use it or just scare them off with it ?
                    ok forget the knife. stick to the rocks and hammer.


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                    • Jarmusch
                       
                      • May 2003
                      • 12479

                      #11
                      Try this:

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                      • Alphonso
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                        • Dec 2005
                        • 544

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Dave Guru
                        ok forget the knife. stick to the rocks and hammer.
                        good thinking because i dont want to go to jail tonight because sometimes i do get to excited with butcher knife sometimes.

                        mr dave guru thank you. you are a good friend.
                        MEOWWWWW

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                        • Alphonso
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2005
                          • 544

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Michaelious
                          dont even sleep lol
                          that will be the plan
                          MEOWWWWW

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                          • Fresh
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 4920

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Alphonso
                            good thinking because i dont want to go to jail tonight because sometimes i do get to excited with butcher knife sometimes.

                            mr dave guru thank you. you are a good friend.



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                            • reynold
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 51271

                              #15
                              sleep with your eyes open, for a change.
                              try it. don't forget to post your experience here.

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                              • Spunky
                                I need a beer
                                • Jun 2002
                                • 133986

                                #16
                                Originally posted by reynold
                                sleep with your eyes open, for a change.
                                try it. don't forget to post your experience here.
                                Is that how you post so much?

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                                • mayon
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2005
                                  • 196

                                  #17
                                  drink 1 glass of MILK , works for me

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