When the hubby gets fat and bald and the wife doesn't put out anymore

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  • Snake Doctor
    I'm Lenny2 Bitch
    • Mar 2001
    • 13449

    #1

    When the hubby gets fat and bald and the wife doesn't put out anymore

    They call her a slut for hooking up with a younger, better looking guy. I call it obesity. Stop packing fucking burgers, buy some rogaine and start working out.

    This means you Doctor Dre
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  • kristin
    GOO!
    • Sep 2002
    • 9768

    #2
    You've seen Chris Lenny ... what am I to do?!? ; )
    Vacares rules.

    "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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    • RawAlex
      So Fucking Banned
      • Oct 2003
      • 9465

      #3
      When that happens, our industry (a) sells the fat old guy porn with cheerleaders and college girls playing with themselves, and (b) hires the wife to star in a MILF or Horny granny site.

      We are a 100% recycling industry!

      Alex

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      • CaptainHowdy
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Dec 2004
        • 94744

        #4
        whathahaha180;s a rogaine??

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        • Snake Doctor
          I'm Lenny2 Bitch
          • Mar 2001
          • 13449

          #5
          Originally posted by kristin
          You've seen Chris Lenny ... what am I to do?!? ; )
          Yeah that boy needs to go on a diet big time. I'm suprised you don't need a crane to get him out of the house and to the conventions
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          • LadyMischief
            Orgasms N Such!
            • Sep 2002
            • 18135

            #6
            Originally posted by RawAlex
            When that happens, our industry (a) sells the fat old guy porn with cheerleaders and college girls playing with themselves, and (b) hires the wife to star in a MILF or Horny granny site.

            We are a 100% recycling industry!

            Alex
            How true!!

            ICQ 3522039
            Content Manager - orgasm.com
            [email protected]

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            • nico-t
              emperor of my world
              • Aug 2004
              • 29903

              #7
              im sorry but this is more common:

              girl &guy are in great shape

              girl & guy get married

              girl gets baby

              girl cuts off hair cuz its easier to handle in the busy baby times

              girl stays as fat as her pregnancy with the excuse that she been pregnant

              girls = a short haired fattie, guy = a skinny loser

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              • Lord Nelson
                So Fucking Banned
                • Jan 2006
                • 715

                #8
                Originally posted by nico-t
                im sorry but this is more common:

                girl &guy are in great shape

                girl & guy get married

                girl gets baby

                girl cuts off hair cuz its easier to handle in the busy baby times

                girl stays as fat as her pregnancy with the excuse that she been pregnant

                girls = a short haired fattie, guy = a skinny loser
                or:

                - girl keeps herself in shape and has regular sex with her BF

                - they get married

                - sex stops, she cuts her hair and bloats up. she has secured her meal ticket and doesnt need to put effort into looks and sex anymore.

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                • Pornwolf
                  Drunk and Unruly
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 22712

                  #9
                  Hmmm... looks like everything's normal here. I'll head back to the other thread now.
                  I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                  Webair, bitches.

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