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Old 01-28-2006, 09:33 PM   #1
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How to tell you had a good first date.....

so i went on a date with a local girl on thursday - (she was a model and she 's actually a massague theripist now) - great girl, had an amazing time with her - made a second date and she told me she's getting the bill next time. I was impressed.

it's RARE someone impresses me these days.......
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Old 01-28-2006, 09:34 PM   #2
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hold on to that one
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Old 01-28-2006, 09:35 PM   #3
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it'll help soften the blow when she reveals her twig and berries
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Old 01-28-2006, 09:36 PM   #4
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it'll help soften the blow when she reveals her twig and berries

thank god for tight jeans - no buldge there - and no adams apple so i think i'm ok......

at least enough to risk going further........
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Old 01-28-2006, 09:36 PM   #5
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Old 01-28-2006, 09:36 PM   #6
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wow youre easy to impress
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Old 01-28-2006, 09:38 PM   #7
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wow youre easy to impress

you wouldn't beleive how many money grubbing stupid sluts are out there that are only good for blowing a load in and you don't wana spend any more time with them than that.

when i find one i actually LIKE spending time with and i wana fuck i'm impressed.

usually it's one or the other - finding a girl that's both is RARE
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Old 01-28-2006, 09:39 PM   #8
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you still have a bathtub complex?
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Old 01-28-2006, 09:43 PM   #9
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<insert my linking code to trannysurprise>
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Old 01-28-2006, 10:17 PM   #10
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she sounds great good for you
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Old 01-28-2006, 10:19 PM   #11
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sleazy pls post some pics of your belly
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Old 01-28-2006, 10:30 PM   #12
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whats a massague
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Old 01-28-2006, 11:03 PM   #13
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you know it when its good, if you are not sure then it probably wasn't

but from what your saying and how you're talking about it it seems like it was a good one.
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Old 01-28-2006, 11:12 PM   #14
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whats a massague
Sorry but a massague is definitely a guy
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Old 01-30-2006, 05:36 AM   #15
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you had a good date when you keep on thinking about her all day long!
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Old 01-30-2006, 05:44 AM   #16
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She probably can afford it since she makes a living giving "massages" (we all know what that means).







Joking, looks like you've found a decent girl who's not just trying to pimp you.
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Old 01-30-2006, 05:45 AM   #17
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Have a girl ever offered to pay for the tab ? Rarely for me...
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