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  • detoxed
    vip member
    • Jan 2003
    • 17798

    #1

    Deadwood quotes

    There are some great quotes from that show.. here are a few

    Al Swearengen: Pain or damage don't end the world. Or Despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.



    Seth Bullock: Any more gunplay gets answered. You call the law in Sampson, you don't get to call it off just cause you're liquored up and popular on payday.



    E.B. Farnum: Separate rooms, I'll arrange that by tomorrow, but today I can't fix it, unless you kill a guest. Set


    Al Swearengen: Wave a penny under the Jew's nose; if they got living breath in them, brings them right around.



    Calamity Jane: Maybe I will have a fuckin' drink, for sociability's sake and 'cause I'm a fuckin' drunk.
    Joanie Stubbs: What's your preference?
    Calamity Jane: That it ain't been previously swallowed.




    E.B. Farnum: Some ancient Italian maxim fits our situation, whose particulars escape me.
    Francis Wolcott: Is the gist that I'm shit out of luck?
    E.B. Farnum: Did they speak that way then?
  • BoyAlley
    So Fucking Gay
    • Nov 2004
    • 19714

    #2
    I'm a HUGE Deadwood fan. The acting and writing in it, the sets, it's all just amazing.

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    • Niklas
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      • Oct 2005
      • 352

      #3
      I love that show.. when is season2 coming out on dvd and when will season 3 begin?
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      • detoxed
        vip member
        • Jan 2003
        • 17798

        #4
        Originally posted by Niklas
        I love that show.. when is season2 coming out on dvd and when will season 3 begin?

        I bought season 2 on Ioffer.com for like $25
        lol

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        • Jakke PNG
          ex-TeenGodFather
          • Nov 2001
          • 20306

          #5
          season 1 started here like 2 episodes ago. I'm liking it. Lovejoy is sexy.
          ..and I'm off.

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          • Why
            MFBA
            • Mar 2003
            • 7230

            #6
            i wish theyd get on with more of deadwood. i really liked it.

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            • XSV
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2001
              • 1214

              #7
              How many cocksuckers?
              2 coksukahas!


              Not sure what episode it is in, haven't been watching the reruns, but the conversation between Al and the Chinaman is damn funny when the new San Francisco Cocksuckers come to town, whole conversation where the keyword is cocksucker and Al trying to guess how many and where they are from... laughed my ass off.
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              • Flow
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2002
                • 518

                #8
                Al Swerengen: I need to fuck something! Trixie, get up here and bring the bottle!!!


                Best line of the entire series.

                Flow

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                • CybermedAndy
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 4170

                  #9
                  I'm gonna start watching this show, thanks to good things I've heard and this thread

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                  • brand0n
                    been very busy
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 26983

                    #10
                    I'm a purveyor of spirits, dope included, and when chance affords, a thief, but I ain't no fucking hypocrite
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                    • RayBonga
                      too cool for highschool
                      • Nov 2005
                      • 12164

                      #11
                      I also love deadwood, have to buy the DVDs soon.

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                      • reynold
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 51271

                        #12
                        I think I'm beggining to like this show.

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                          #13



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                          • Mikey_219Inc
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                            • Jun 2003
                            • 1876

                            #14
                            my favorite is ... "Sa Frasisco Cocksucka!!!!"
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                            • AaronM
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                              • Oct 2001
                              • 46923

                              #15
                              "Go wash your mouth, you smell like seven different kinds of cock."

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                              • WebairMetz
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                                • Jul 2009
                                • 920

                                #16
                                best show ever.

                                check out this tally of fucks...http://www.thewvsr.com/deadwood.htm

                                how many fucks per minute, classic site.


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                                • DAMNMAN
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                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 1440

                                  #17
                                  It was one of the shows I actually watched and looked forward to watching. The writers are top notch and a bunch of twisted fucks.
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                                  • evildick

                                    #18
                                    They like the word cocksucker.

                                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpsKKPuTYCI

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                                    • smutnut
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Jul 2007
                                      • 5889

                                      #19
                                      SAN FRANCISCO COCKSUCKER!

                                      How do you spell Swighin?
                                      Last edited by smutnut; 08-03-2009, 12:23 PM.

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                                      • mikeyddddd
                                        Viva la vulva!
                                        • Mar 2003
                                        • 16557

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by AaronM
                                        "Go wash your mouth, you smell like seven different kinds of cock."


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                                        • crockett
                                          in a van by the river
                                          • May 2003
                                          • 76818

                                          #21
                                          HBO was fucking cocksuckers for ending it before it was finished.
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                                          • flip.green
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                                            • Jun 2009
                                            • 228

                                            #22
                                            Great show cut down in its prime they said they would make some movies etc but nothing happened, damn HBO cocksuckers!


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                                            • smutnut
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Jul 2007
                                              • 5889

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by flip.green
                                              Great show cut down in its prime they said they would make some movies etc but nothing happened, damn HBO cocksuckers!
                                              What about "John From Cincinnatti"? Same writers.

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                                              • brand0n
                                                been very busy
                                                • Nov 2002
                                                • 26983

                                                #24
                                                cocksuckers.....
                                                want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                                                • _Richard_
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Oct 2006
                                                  • 30991

                                                  #25
                                                  Great series.. this was filmed about an hour out of where i live.. sucks how it ended

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                                                  • cykoe6
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                                                    • Apr 2005
                                                    • 4499

                                                    #26
                                                    Greatest show ever.
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                                                    • jollyperv
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Nov 2001
                                                      • 3927

                                                      #27
                                                      Swearingen is such a bad motherfucker...Mcshane is a hell of fucking actor

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