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01-27-2006, 09:57 AM

I love them big and mean and this guy is HAWT! To me anyway's. He makes me feel safe and being arm candy for him would make my eyes water and my body vibrate. mmm mmmm mmmm

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Nikolay Valuev, crowned in December as Russia's first World Boxing Assn. heavyweight champion. It'll be probally only a few years, but he will be a badass for those few years. He defeated American John Ruiz on a controversial decision in Berlin to become the tallest (7 feet) and heaviest (323 pounds) world champion in history. He's so big he usually steps into the ring over the top rope.

Here are his nick names, "Beast from the East", "King Kong", "the Russian Giant." Don King calls him "KING KONG"

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01-27-2006, 09:58 AM

Jesus Christ, that guy'd split me in two.......

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01-27-2006, 09:59 AM

i don't even think a brotha would mess with him
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01-27-2006, 10:00 AM

If he is HAWT, I'm the hottest man alive.

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01-27-2006, 10:00 AM

Originally posted by BoyAlley

Jesus Christ, that guy'd split me in two.......

Are you outting him?
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01-27-2006, 10:00 AM

hmmm I was expecting to see a pic of me when I clicked this thread

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01-27-2006, 10:01 AM

10 bucks says he's got a microcock
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01-27-2006, 10:03 AM

That's one big mofo, and I'm 6ft3 200 pounds. I'm sure I can fuck him up though. Aim for the nuts, then the throat
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01-27-2006, 10:04 AM

Ahh yes, the giant.

I wonder why he hasn't gotten any good publicity?

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01-27-2006, 10:05 AM

Wow,

Thats one big mean lookin dude!!

I like big guys ... but ... WOW

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01-27-2006, 10:06 AM

The thread title is a bit misleading...

On a side note, if you like the kind that can pop your eyeballs out by squeezing your head, then fine... but don't piss him off.
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01-27-2006, 10:09 AM

I wonder why he hasn't gotten any good publicity?

Because he's junk.

He can't box for shit...

Any top ten guys would knock him out. Even lesser known ones.

Shit even good guys in the lower weights would easily win over him.

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01-27-2006, 10:10 AM

Originally posted by SPeRMiNaToR

10 bucks says he's got a microcock

100 bucks say he's got a nice cock!

Besides I don't like them big down there. If he was huge then that would mean he would have to be the last man I would ever sleep with. Big things like that make your puss all stretched out and ugly. No thank you! Men like eye candy and like to look at nice things not roast beef!

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01-27-2006, 10:11 AM

Originally posted by Murderous

The thread title is a bit misleading...

On a side note, if you like the kind that can pop your eyeballs out by squeezing your head, then fine... but don't piss him off.

Good point!

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01-27-2006, 10:12 AM

Originally posted by kursk

Because he's junk.

He can't box for shit...

Any top ten guys would knock him out. Even lesser known ones.

Shit even good guys in the lower weights would easily win over him.

The point is he doesnt have to box for shit. He just needs to stand there and then throw a few powerful punches and its game over.
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01-27-2006, 10:13 AM

Originally posted by Ice

hmmm I was expecting to see a pic of me when I clicked this thread

bastard, beat me to that one

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01-27-2006, 10:15 AM

7 feet tall? Isn't that a little too big?
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01-27-2006, 10:19 AM

If the guy struggled against Ruiz he can't be that great of a boxer...
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01-27-2006, 10:25 AM

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

100 bucks say he's got a nice cock!

Besides I don't like them big down there. If he was huge then that would mean he would have to be the last man I would ever sleep with. Big things like that make your puss all stretched out and ugly. No thank you! Men like eye candy and like to look at nice things not roast beef!

I like roast beef.
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01-27-2006, 10:27 AM

his head looks malformed, is he slow?

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01-27-2006, 10:33 AM

Originally posted by Murderous

I like roast beef.

Then you can have his girlfriend now!

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01-27-2006, 10:40 AM

Vinnie Jones isn't my type but whatever floats your boat!
I sure wouldn't wanna get into a fight with him!
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01-27-2006, 10:49 AM

"His brain is played up here as much as his brawn - a boxer who reads Tolstoy and writes poetry to his wife? - along with his diffident, quiet demeanor."

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01-27-2006, 10:51 AM

He looks like a neandrathal!

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01-27-2006, 10:51 AM

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

Big things like that make your puss all stretched out and ugly. No thank you!

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I almost squirt pepsi out my nose when I read that. That wouldn't have been very sexy either.....
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01-27-2006, 10:51 AM

Originally posted by jonesy

"His brain is played up here as much as his brawn - a boxer who reads Tolstoy and writes poetry to his wife? - along with his diffident, quiet demeanor."

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01-27-2006, 10:52 AM

Originally posted by jonesy

"His brain is played up here as much as his brawn - a boxer who reads Tolstoy and writes poetry to his wife? - along with his diffident, quiet demeanor."

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01-27-2006, 10:53 AM

I thought Lensman satisfied you... How did his penis enlargement operation go btw?

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01-27-2006, 10:53 AM

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

100 bucks say he's got a nice cock!

Besides I don't like them big down there. If he was huge then that would mean he would have to be the last man I would ever sleep with. Big things like that make your puss all stretched out and ugly. No thank you! Men like eye candy and like to look at nice things not roast beef!

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01-27-2006, 10:56 AM

Originally posted by Murderous

The thread title is a bit misleading...

On a side note, if you like the kind that can pop your eyeballs out by squeezing your head, then fine... but don't piss him off.

"You can't impose your own manner of fighting on him, and that's because of his life position. He's very calm, and very, very controlled," Barsukov said.

My mouth is watering!

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01-27-2006, 10:57 AM

Originally posted by jonesy

"His brain is played up here as much as his brawn - a boxer who reads Tolstoy and writes poetry to his wife? - along with his diffident, quiet demeanor."

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I think Ruiz is on his knees here... or close to it... Valuev isnt THAT huge..
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01-27-2006, 10:58 AM

Valuev's homecoming has been marred by an incident Jan. 19 in his hometown of St. Petersburg, where he was accused of beating a security guard who had directed his wife Galina ? rudely, she said ? to move her car when she brought the couple's 3-year-old son, Grigory, to skating lessons at a local sports club.

The guard, a 61-year-old pensioner, has been hospitalized for the last week with a concussion and bruises to the chest.

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01-27-2006, 11:05 AM

Originally posted by LadyMischief

Fucking A girl.. size isn't everything.. it's how they shake it!

That is what I mean and said. I don't like them big. I don't have sex with guys with big cocks. I refuse. I won't do it. 6-7 inches is perfect.

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01-27-2006, 11:06 AM

that man is big - can call him giant!

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01-27-2006, 11:09 AM

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

Valuev's homecoming has been marred by an incident Jan. 19 in his hometown of St. Petersburg, where he was accused of beating a security guard who had directed his wife Galina ? rudely, she said ? to move her car when she brought the couple's 3-year-old son, Grigory, to skating lessons at a local sports club.

The guard, a 61-year-old pensioner, has been hospitalized for the last week with a concussion and bruises to the chest.

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He probably just tried to tap the old guy on the shoulder

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01-27-2006, 11:10 AM

Did you miss reading about the part where he beat up a 61 year old security gaurd who asked his wife to move her car in a tone she didn't like?

What a bitch this guy is.

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01-27-2006, 11:11 AM

didnt that guy kill Apollo Creed?

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01-27-2006, 11:12 AM

He's too hairy for me! I do love tall guys like a mofo though
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01-27-2006, 11:14 AM

Originally posted by wedouglas

Did you miss reading about the part where he beat up a 61 year old security gaurd who asked his wife to move her car in a tone she didn't like?

What a bitch this guy is. I hope he comes to the US and gets his ass beat by the real boxers.

Just got to that part, sounds like he wife is a bitch too:
After the boxer left, Legoshin said, Sergeyev stood up and confronted Valuev's wife.

" 'Why? I didn't say anything bad to you,' " he said, according to Legoshin. " 'But what about your tone?' she said, turned around, and left."

I would still have sex with him COME THE FUCK ON, all you guys, all day talk about fucking girls who are dumb or you don't give two shits about. Can't a girl post a guy she would love to play with even though she doesn't really like him. COME ON?!?

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01-27-2006, 11:15 AM

Shit he's a monster, haha. Go for it, Loryn!

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01-27-2006, 11:19 AM

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

Just got to that part, sounds like he wife is a bitch too:
After the boxer left, Legoshin said, Sergeyev stood up and confronted Valuev's wife.

" 'Why? I didn't say anything bad to you,' " he said, according to Legoshin. " 'But what about your tone?' she said, turned around, and left."

I would still have sex with him COME THE FUCK ON, all you guys, all day talk about fucking girls who are dumb or you don't give two shits about. Can't a girl post a guy she would love to play with even though she doesn't really like him. COME ON?!?

Not, I don't post those threads, so that reserves my right to make comments like that.
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01-27-2006, 11:23 AM

Originally posted by wedouglas

Not, I don't post those threads, so that reserves my right to make comments like that.

Okay you excluded!

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01-27-2006, 11:30 AM

He is my size. I can take him.

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01-27-2006, 11:39 AM

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

"You can't impose your own manner of fighting on him, and that's because of his life position. He's very calm, and very, very controlled," Barsukov said.

My mouth is watering!

Sounds like your mouth isn't the only thing that is "watering".
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01-27-2006, 12:31 PM

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

Besides I don't like them big down there. If he was huge then that would mean he would have to be the last man I would ever sleep with. Big things like that make your puss all stretched out and ugly. No thank you! Men like eye candy and like to look at nice things not roast beef!

In that case you can have sex with me all you want... There would be no risk of stretching you out since I am hung like a mouse.

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01-27-2006, 12:33 PM

Originally posted by Murderous

Sounds like your mouth isn't the only thing that is "watering".

haha Good One!

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01-27-2006, 12:35 PM

I thought this thread would be about me...I hate misleading thread titles

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01-27-2006, 12:36 PM

Loryn, how tall are you?

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01-27-2006, 12:38 PM

No need for a girl to get on her knees for that guy.....LOL

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01-27-2006, 12:48 PM

Originally posted by EdgeXXX

Loryn, how tall are you?

6 Foot

He would make me feel like a cute little high school cheerleader, which rarely any man can do because we always stand eye to eye or eye to boobies. haha

If I wear heels, which I love, then forget it. I am way too tall, 6'4 6'5 with heels. So being his arm candy would feel good and make me feel like a normal woman.

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