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Old 01-27-2006, 09:07 AM   #1
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Possibly offensive, but very funny...

So I was watching this black comic the other night, he was hilarious, absolutely brilliant... Before the end of his set, he recited a "poem" for everyone:


Dear Mister White Man,

I am black. I was born black. When I grew up, I was still black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I'm hot, I'm black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I'm scared, I'm black. When I die, I'll be black....

You, when you're born, you're pink. When you grow up, you're white. When you're cold, you're blue. When you're hot, you're red. When you're sick, you're yellow. When you're scared, you're green, and when you die, you're gray.

And you have the balls to call *ME* coloured!?


Figured I'd share, that one gave me one hell of a laugh
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Old 01-27-2006, 09:08 AM   #2
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Doh that was actually me posting, silly jact didn't log out of the laptop :P
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Old 01-27-2006, 09:15 AM   #3
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I like this.
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Old 01-27-2006, 09:16 AM   #4
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lol...very good
did you catch his name?
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Old 01-27-2006, 09:27 AM   #5
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lol...very good
did you catch his name?

I wish I had! I'd love to see him live.. it was on Just for Laughs... he said he lives in LA but hails from Philly.. I'm gonna see if I can find a rerun of it and write his name down. He was HILARIOUS.
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Old 01-27-2006, 09:29 AM   #6
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I wish I had! I'd love to see him live.. it was on Just for Laughs... he said he lives in LA but hails from Philly.. I'm gonna see if I can find a rerun of it and write his name down. He was HILARIOUS.
Seen him on Comedy Club 54, funny guy
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