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asdfqwer 01-27-2006 03:25 PM

Would be interesting to see if anyone can vouch for him,anyone with 500+ posts not a newly registered member?!

BradM 01-27-2006 03:36 PM

Mike is a GOOD shit and CAN get top spots. But dude you're a lazy tool. You need to just optimize for yourself, because these threads are getting old.

Dump that fucking money grubbing GF and move to CR with fuze. You'll make more $ and be way happier.

Just_Dave 01-27-2006 03:39 PM

sig spot

fuzebox 01-27-2006 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
Mike is a GOOD shit and CAN get top spots. But dude you're a lazy tool. You need to just optimize for yourself, because these threads are getting old.

Dump that fucking money grubbing GF and move to CR with fuze. You'll make more $ and be way happier.

:1orglaugh leave me out of it...

But he's right, MJ is good shit.

tony286 01-27-2006 04:49 PM

you should make a dvd and sell for a reasonable amount $1000 for the amount of time your giving is no deal or write a book there very few books on seo.

jojojo 01-27-2006 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Doer
So far none of the 25 have posted in this thread. I'd like to see atleast some good reply's before talking to you. Can anyone vouch for him?

Quote:

Originally Posted by asdfqwer
Would be interesting to see if anyone can vouch for him,anyone with 500+ posts not a newly registered member?!

None of them have read this thread clearly... but they have posted in the past... Here is some repviously posted testimonials:

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMM
jojojo spent 4 hours with one of my employees yesterday and things went very well. I took a look at the logs of their conversation and it seems to be very good, valuable info. Time will tell but I have a good feeling that we will see excellent results using the information that jojojo taught my employee..

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mighty Chin
I've said this before and I'll say it again jojojo is what he say's he is. I spent $1000 dollars on him and he came down to my office to show me what I had to do. Now I am not the fastest guy on the uptake with SEO(I'm mostly a designer). That having been said jojojo has helped me out tremendously and my sites are moving up in Yahoo all the time. Very soon through a lot of hard work and long hours I hope to have first page listings. This will take time I know but I am confident from what jojojo has taught me that will happen. Also I like jojojo, he's a solid guy. I find him to be quite affable.

We ICQ almost every week and he constantly helps me out with whatever questions I may have...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pr0phet
I got a free hour consulting with jojojo been building traffic ever since, stand up guy.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gasper
for jojojo. He's a good guy, delivers what he promises.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tical
for everyone that doubts this guy he's solid and will give you what you pay for... what you're paying for is information while he does offer trades from his own network YOU STILL HAVE TO WORK on your own from my experience, he'll give you a crash course on how to get started and also answer any future questions you may have... he hasnt kept any "secrets" or anything like that... you will get exactly what you need and so far i see lots of people bashing him yet he's one of the only guys that have actually posted PROOF of what he's capable of sure you can read up all you want on seo sites, dissect messageboard posts... and waste weeks to months on trial and error or you can hit the ground running by spending a few bucks.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Godsmack
Uhm hi.. :-)

I am an SEO noob and hired JoJoJo to do some SEO work on Gaymoviedome.com (yes i am the owner) and i must say i am pretty pleased..even though you say Jojojo knows shit he did something right for sure.. i am getting 80% more SE traffic than i used to get.. also pretty damn targeted..

As i am a SEO noob i can't tell if Jojojo is an Ace, but he sure did something right on my site ;-)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg B
Okay, pipe down you swabbies, lemme tell you the real deal about JoJoJo...

I've been around the web and one of the first guys doing toon stuff online and one of the rare few still functioning. I only do this part-part time but even then I make more dough than most.

I try to go overboard to please a client and it's rare I'll take on clients nowadays because many people don't know how to communicate. If I endorse someone's products and/or services you can bet it's because they've done a job worthy of praise.

JoJoJo offered up a deal and I took it. I have to say I've been having more fun! It's a comic story unto itself. Funniest part is when I had to pay him I wired it via Western Union and the woman on the phone barely spoke English and had a 'tude and instead of sending the dough to Canada sent it to Colorado instead. That's after I spelled the name and the city in Canada to send it. When I had to call Western Union to correct the problem, Western Union rep let me know in no uncertain terms the woman who fucked up, reallllllly fucked up. I bet she's on a street corner now holding up a sign that says " Will fuck up your phone messages for food."

Anyway, we got the situation straightened out and JoJoJo and I had a ball for HOURS going over the fundamentals of SEO. I really had fun because I had known alot of it from years and years ago and I kept laughing my ass off when JoJoJo kept reminding me of what I was doing wrong and right. Very simple stuff! Yet there were little known goodies that had come up over the years I wasn't aware of and it gave me a better understanding of the procedures.

Just his patience and basic structure was well worth the dough. I could have spent another $500 on more Disney Big Figs ( big ass statues of Mickey, Snow White, Donald Duck etc. that ROCK ASS) but I said, 'Na, just pay the man and get some knowledge'.

So with JoJoJo, it was a fun two-three day chat with a nice guy who has gone wayyyy overboard to provide service. It's no magic bullet and he'll tell you that along the line. It takes work and planning and more work. Lazy don't cut it so don't expect magic fairies to fly out of your butt overnight. Sometimes they do! Many a time by sheer dumb luck I've done something to my site and it shot up in the SE's. I was in top ten in Yahoo for many years then things went pay and I dropped but my stats increased anyway. They do so by default. That's also part of JoJoJo's course. You have to get down to bare knuckles and bare math. Plus there's always that 'luck of the draw'. I had had health problems for years out here in Los Angeles and it was fucking up my production. Three years of this shit and no doctor could figure it out. It took some Hawaiian Punch to do the job instead. Showed me you have to do the work yourself, study, and get that dumb luck fairy to show up.

Any service has two parts. The service and results. So far the service is way above board. JoJoJo really went out of his way. I'm hoping he continues as I fine tune things and go over the course notes. He's even dropped in via ICQ to see how things are going. It's still too early to tell if there will be trumpeting success but I always get trumpeting success when I put my ass in gear and follow sound advice. So time will tell as I clean up my sites and redesign etc.

Bottom line is service and results. I learned that from CA Dave years ago. He was one of the few who actually listened to us webmasters. He and the CA crew go overboard to do the best job. Remember how Legendary Lars used to hook people up with Andy Dunn from SexSwap? Every week a new goodie! That kind of service. Many of you guys on this board have been around a long time too and remember the old days when people shared info and hooked each other up big time. Sometimes it's a hook-up, sometimes you pay. Bottom line is service. So far, JoJoJo proved the service part big time.

If you ICQ me I will give you a list of past students ICQ numbers to chat with :)

fris 01-27-2006 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sfera
nice job on joggs.com 3rd is pretty good, :thumbsup hope you sell some brotha

ya except joggs has no memory of him working for him

johnnyhey 01-27-2006 07:46 PM

i haven't used yahoo search since 1997 :(

jojojo 01-27-2006 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris
ya except joggs has no memory of him working for him

Yeah I dunno what his problem is but I have proof of all the work I did for him.

Was a big slap in the face for me since his site did so well... its been doing awesome ever since I did his site back in April 2004. :disgust

If anyone doubts this I will show them copies of emails I sent to him with instructions for optimization of his site and the links trades that were done... the changes I instructed him to make are the same on his site today.

iBanker 01-27-2006 08:46 PM

he's BBBBAAAACCCKKKK!!!!!

iBanker 01-27-2006 08:47 PM

50 scams.... lol... welcome back jojojo

pocketkangaroo 01-27-2006 08:52 PM

I have some #1 listings too:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=porn
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...off&q=mortgage
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...e=off&q=viagra
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=online+casino

These guys don't remember me working for them though, I don't know what their problem is. It really was a big slap in the face to me but I can show you some ICQ messages I have copied into txt files that will verify we had these conversations.

Hit me up.

jojojo 01-27-2006 09:35 PM

LOL so many jealous people here on GFY - I'm noticing its mainly small minded posters who have been here a year or less :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Is there something you don't understand about having existing top spots + tons of happy students and testimonials? :error

And I said I can forward anyone the EMAILS with proof of the work I did for joggs. (not icq logs)

Troels 01-27-2006 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Adam
Looks like a great class. One small problem is that its in Cali so one would need to fly there, get a hotel and spend a few days there. Not to mention its a lot more money than what jojojo is asking.

I'm not saying its not worth it, but are there any other online SEO classes?

Ok seriously, I haven't pissed through the usual spam crap but PLEASE stop the childergarden shill, ok? It's borderline pathetic. The guy has been promoting his crap for months and his online escape has been "I've sold my old shit, i'm building new shit".

Problem is that his new shit seems to be bad shit.

woj 01-27-2006 11:17 PM

It's not about jealousy, it's about things not adding up... If you are really any good then you know very well that getting 5 clients every month at $1k a piece is nothing, you could be making that per day.
So:

1. you should be running your own sites, instead of begging for work every month...

2. if for some reason you don't have sites, are too lazy to make some, can't afford to buy any, etc, you could partner up with someone who does have them and make some nice $$$... I'm sure many people would go for that if they don't have to put up any money upfront...

3. Giving good information for cheap pisses people off. Everytime your client gets top 10 listing like you claim, someone else's listing gets bumped out of the top 10.

4. you are the only person that does this every single month, (if you don't agree, name some other service providers that do this.)

5. It's the same story line every month, same listings, same description, same people making fun of you... it's getting old... you need to come up with some more creative ways to market your services. Putting together a site describing what you offer would probably not be a bad idea. And then getting it ranked for "adult seo" or some other decent sounding keyword would be an instant ticket to success.

Troels 01-27-2006 11:22 PM

It's the same crap every 2nd month.
He's selling snake-oil.

Buyer BEWAYER!!!!!

fuzebox 01-27-2006 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Troels
It's the same crap every 2nd month.
He's selling snake-oil.

Buyer BEWAYER!!!!!

Proof? Or do you just rehash forums?

Troels 01-27-2006 11:59 PM

:) :) :)

Troels 01-28-2006 12:02 AM

:) :) :)

TheJimmy 01-28-2006 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj
It's not about jealousy, it's about things not adding up...

5. It's the same story line every month, same listings, same description, same people making fun of you... it's getting old...


seriously man, this ONE TIME ANNOUNCEMENT shit imo is beyond abused



it's not a one time announcement it's a monthly spam of the same exact shit, minus a % or two on your fee, that's it...no new examples, no new discussions, same shit over and over and over and over and over



If you can post this once a month I saw FREE WOJ and let him post on every 50...



:thumbsup

sigurman 01-28-2006 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jojojo
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

jojojo 01-28-2006 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj
It's not about jealousy, it's about things not adding up... If you are really any good then you know very well that getting 5 clients every month at $1k a piece is nothing, you could be making that per day.
So:

1. you should be running your own sites, instead of begging for work every month...

2. if for some reason you don't have sites, are too lazy to make some, can't afford to buy any, etc, you could partner up with someone who does have them and make some nice $$$... I'm sure many people would go for that if they don't have to put up any money upfront...

3. Giving good information for cheap pisses people off. Everytime your client gets top 10 listing like you claim, someone else's listing gets bumped out of the top 10.

4. you are the only person that does this every single month, (if you don't agree, name some other service providers that do this.)

5. It's the same story line every month, same listings, same description, same people making fun of you... it's getting old... you need to come up with some more creative ways to market your services. Putting together a site describing what you offer would probably not be a bad idea. And then getting it ranked for "adult seo" or some other decent sounding keyword would be an instant ticket to success.


Hmm again maybe you people dont understand simple logic.

I have existing top spots.
I have taught many people from GFY and they are all happy.
The people I have taught post positive testimonals and are prepared to talk more on icq with people.
The people I have taught are now getting top spots.

I dont NEED to do anything... you think I would keep posting if I wasn't getting clients ;0

Real business IS done on GFY and those people that take my course were able to filter out the bs hater jealosy and see things for what they really are... lets face it... results speak for themselves and they are backed up by references.

Hit me up people sale ends Feb 1st. :thumbsup :thumbsup

chadglni 01-28-2006 01:18 AM

oh Geez, Not This Shit Again!

jojojo 01-28-2006 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadglni
oh Geez, Not This Shit Again!

http://www.graywave.net/zibit/jealousy.jpg

chadglni 01-28-2006 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jojojo

If I'm ever jealous of an "SEO" that has to spam his $1000 or less service on forums to drum up a few bucks I will jump off a bridge.

P.S. Lets look at your list of satisfied clients, you know the same one you've been hawking month after month.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jojojo

Here are some examples of top spots I have achieved:

http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=gay...ab-web-t&x=wrt - gaymoviedome.com
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=fre...b-t&fl=0&x=wrt - roccomovies.net
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=fre...b-t&fl=0&x=wrt - roccomovies.net
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=fre...b-t&fl=0&x=wrt - roccomovies.net
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=fre...b-t&fl=0&x=wrt - roccomovies.net
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=sex...&cop=&ei=UTF-8 - roccomovies.net
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=bus...&cop=&ei=UTF-8 - 995busty.com
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=bus...b-t&fl=0&x=wrt - 995busty.com
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=big...&cop=&ei=UTF-8 - joggs.com
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...Aen&q=big+tits - joggs.com
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=han...&cop=&ei=UTF-8 - simplyhandjobs.deluxepass.com/index-main.html

Some of my students have NOW ACHIEVED TOP SPOTS AS WELL - msg me for more specifics on this.

gaymoviedome.com spot #11. Congrats, nice listing. Although this site probably had backlinks galore you got them to target one keyphrase instead of many boosting their already popular site into the top 20.

roccomovies.net, top 10 on a handful of similar terms. :1orglaugh Yahoo is showing DIRECTORY listings that match the phrases searched. If you use those terms in the description on a directory listing getting the top 10 is about as hard as squeezing out a fart. Hardly an amazing feat considering he could change tomorrow and soon show up in the top 10 for that phrase re-arranged several times.

995busty.com spot #1 etc. Decent phrase on a not so huge term. Again, how much work did they have already sitting there before you told them to cram busty into their text 4000 times so it would get better results?

joggs.com. The guy doesn't even remember you doing shit for him. So what if you sent him an email, who says he read it and followed your "advice"?

And finally simplyhandjobs.deluxepass.com/index-main.html ranked #4 for handjobs! Awesome a one word search term that's awesome! Except wait, there's only 2.3 million results total for "handjobs". I can put up a blog titled handjobs, make 3 or 4 posts and have the same results in about a week.

Honestly dude, find a new racket. Or at least find another group of unsuspecting suckers to pawn your "services" off on.

jojojo 01-28-2006 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadglni
If I'm ever jealous of an "SEO" that has to spam his $1000 or less service on forums to drum up a few bucks I will jump off a bridge.

P.S. Lets look at your list of satisfied clients, you know the same one you've been hawking month after month.



gaymoviedome.com spot #11. Congrats, nice listing. Although this site probably had backlinks galore you got them to target one keyphrase instead of many boosting their already popular site into the top 20.

roccomovies.net, top 10 on a handful of similar terms. :1orglaugh Yahoo is showing DIRECTORY listings that match the phrases searched. If you use those terms in the description on a directory listing getting the top 10 is about as hard as squeezing out a fart. Hardly an amazing feat considering he could change tomorrow and soon show up in the top 10 for that phrase re-arranged several times.

995busty.com spot #1 etc. Decent phrase on a not so huge term. Again, how much work did they have already sitting there before you told them to cram busty into their text 4000 times so it would get better results?

joggs.com. The guy doesn't even remember you doing shit for him. So what if you sent him an email, who says he read it and followed your "advice"?

And finally simplyhandjobs.deluxepass.com/index-main.html ranked #4 for handjobs! Awesome a one word search term that's awesome! Except wait, there's only 2.3 million results total for "handjobs". I can put up a blog titled handjobs, make 3 or 4 posts and have the same results in about a week.

Honestly dude, find a new racket. Or at least find another group of unsuspecting suckers to pawn your "services" off on.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I wouldn't keep posting if I wasn't getting clients ;)

thanks for the bump.

chadglni 01-28-2006 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jojojo
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I wouldn't keep posting if I wasn't getting clients ;)

thanks for the bump.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jojojo

I think I need help optimizing my site for google. I have everything else working primo - pr went from 0-4 after one update and my traffic and trades are kicking butt - just need to optimize the site.

Go SEO Pimp Go!

Doctor Dre 01-28-2006 01:57 AM

There is a buy and sell forum for this... actually there is more chances that your scam will go unnoticed there.

jojojo 01-28-2006 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadglni
Go SEO Pimp Go!

:thumbsup quoting me from 2002 I see :D Yeah there was a time when there were things I didn't know about seo :upsidedow

I'm only human.

Good thing is people don't have to spend years of trial and error I like I did :D

:thumbsup :thumbsup

hit me up people :thumbsup


Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
There is a buy and sell forum for this... actually there is more chances that your scam will go unnoticed there.

wtf are you talking about :1orglaugh

I have top spots and tons of happy students with testimonials - how exactly is that a scam lol :error

incognito_ks 01-28-2006 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj
He doesn't do any work, he just teaches, so if you fail to get the desired results it will simply be because you didn't try hard enough :thumbsup

sounds like a plan, a rip off plan that it

pocketkangaroo 01-28-2006 02:56 AM

Bump for this guys lanlord getting rent on time.

pocketkangaroo 01-28-2006 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jojojo
I have top spots

If you have top spots, why are you selling services so cheap? Wouldn't you be going after more?

Also, you've been doing this for a long time, had hundreds of clients according to you. Don't you have any "new results"? These are the same ones you were boasting 6 months ago. Also, have you heard of Google? They are pretty big these days. :thumbsup

jojojo 01-28-2006 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo
If you have top spots, why are you selling services so cheap? Wouldn't you be going after more?

Also, you've been doing this for a long time, had hundreds of clients according to you. Don't you have any "new results"? These are the same ones you were boasting 6 months ago. Also, have you heard of Google? They are pretty big these days. :thumbsup

Why do you care why I choose to teach so cheap? bottom line is my info works and I have top spots from it - now so do my students.

I don't do work for other people anymore thats why there is nothing new to show... I am not posting examples of my students results.

jojojo 01-28-2006 01:19 PM

sat morning bump :thumbsup

jojojo 01-29-2006 02:06 AM

bumpage :thumbsup

jojojo 01-29-2006 02:07 PM

bump again

fuzebox 01-30-2006 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jojojo

:1orglaugh

jojojo 01-30-2006 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox
:1orglaugh

:winkwink: :thumbsup

Screaming 01-30-2006 04:35 PM

This again....

iBanker 01-30-2006 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj
It's not about jealousy, it's about things not adding up... If you are really any good then you know very well that getting 5 clients every month at $1k a piece is nothing, you could be making that per day.
So:

1. you should be running your own sites, instead of begging for work every month...

2. if for some reason you don't have sites, are too lazy to make some, can't afford to buy any, etc, you could partner up with someone who does have them and make some nice $$$... I'm sure many people would go for that if they don't have to put up any money upfront...

3. Giving good information for cheap pisses people off. Everytime your client gets top 10 listing like you claim, someone else's listing gets bumped out of the top 10.

4. you are the only person that does this every single month, (if you don't agree, name some other service providers that do this.)

5. It's the same story line every month, same listings, same description, same people making fun of you... it's getting old... you need to come up with some more creative ways to market your services. Putting together a site describing what you offer would probably not be a bad idea. And then getting it ranked for "adult seo" or some other decent sounding keyword would be an instant ticket to success.

Well said.

Too bad you aren't good enough to get that at the 50 spot.

j/k :) All joking aside, I think I am going to copy this to a permenent clipboard, and paste it after every post jojojo does....


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