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PAR · 01-26-2006, 08:46 PM

A Husband's Reason ........`

The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom
making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!

"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig!
What are you doing?
How dare you do this to me,
the faithful wife,
the mother of your children!
I'm leaving this house,
I want a divorce!"

The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute!
Before you leave, at least listen to what happened"

"Hmm, I don't know, well,
it'll be the last thing I will hear from you.
But make it fast, you unfaithful pig, you!"

The husband begins to tell his story . . .
"While driving home this young lady asked for a ride.
I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days.

With great compassion I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that
I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight;
the poor little thing practically devoured them."

"Since she was very dirty I asked if she wanted to take a shower.
While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes
so I threw her clothes away.
Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years,
that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good taste."

"I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."

The husband continues his story . . . . .

"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door.
When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes,
she asks me:
"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?

Spunky · 01-26-2006, 08:48 PM

Women just don't understand a mans needs

Ice · 01-26-2006, 08:48 PM

BoyAlley · 01-26-2006, 08:50 PM

Funny but took WAY too long to get to that punch line.

avalanche · 01-26-2006, 08:55 PM

Great.....fucking great!

sniperwolf · 01-26-2006, 08:55 PM

lol... nice story there...

WME · 01-26-2006, 10:55 PM

I bet the wife bought it

reynold · 01-26-2006, 11:56 PM

Well, I hope that could somehow save his ass..

01-26-2006, 08:46 PM	#1
PAR Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,835	A Husband's Reason ........` A Husband's Reason ........` The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady! "You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me, the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house, I want a divorce!" The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened" "Hmm, I don't know, well, it'll be the last thing I will hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig, you!" The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home this young lady asked for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days. With great compassion I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor little thing practically devoured them." "Since she was very dirty I asked if she wanted to take a shower. While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good taste." "I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair." The husband continues his story . . . . . "The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door. When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me: "Sir, do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?

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01-26-2006, 08:50 PM	#4
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01-26-2006, 11:56 PM	#8
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Well, I hope that could somehow save his ass..