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J$tyle$ · 01-26-2006, 08:30 PM

The Goodbye Letter

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope,
propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the
worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with
trembling hands.

"Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew
you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her
tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But
it's not only the passion, Dad! She's pregnant! Stacy said that we will be
very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood
for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy
has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in
the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime,
we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better.
She sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday,
I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your
grandchildren.

Love, your son,

John.

P.S. Dad, None of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report
card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you!

Call when it is safe for me to come home."

Spunky · 01-26-2006, 08:32 PM

Doh..sure after the old man gets a heart attack and falls dead after reading the first few lines

Ice · 01-26-2006, 08:34 PM

Nice one......

Drake · 01-26-2006, 08:37 PM

profligate · 01-26-2006, 08:39 PM

the report card must have really sucked for him to write all that.

LadyMischief · 01-26-2006, 08:40 PM

Bwehahhahahhaha that sounds like something my son's gonna write when he gets older lol.

MikeVega · 01-26-2006, 08:43 PM

that's fucked up ...

Donny · 01-26-2006, 08:46 PM

That's fucking HILARIOUS!!!! Copy. Paste. Email>all.

Alex · 01-26-2006, 08:56 PM

LMAO ahahaha oh man.

NETbilling · 01-26-2006, 09:01 PM

Your son wrote that?

Mitch

budz · 01-26-2006, 09:01 PM

Lmao@that1

Fah King · 01-26-2006, 09:30 PM

Wow I wish I would do that when I was in high school!

EdgeXXX · 01-26-2006, 09:35 PM

lmfao

J$tyle$ · 01-26-2006, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NetBilling

Your son wrote that?

Mitch

My son is 18 months so, no

LOL

WME · 01-26-2006, 10:25 PM

hey, where did you get that? I thought I have thrown that letter 15 years ago.

J$tyle$ · 01-26-2006, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WME

hey, where did you get that? I thought I have thrown that letter 15 years ago.

pornguy · 01-26-2006, 11:05 PM

Man that is a funny one. Wish I had thought of that a few times.

baddog · 01-26-2006, 11:18 PM

D 'oh !

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reynold · 01-26-2006, 11:48 PM

I never had the guts to write such letter to my parents even if i was quite notorious with red marks back then in HS.

Rochard · 01-26-2006, 11:51 PM

OH SNAP. That just slayed me!

rollinOn20s · 01-27-2006, 12:19 AM

OMG, thats classic, absolutley priceless...!

J$tyle$ · 01-27-2006, 01:36 AM

bump for the late crew

J$tyle$ · 01-27-2006, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny

That's fucking HILARIOUS!!!! Copy. Paste. Email>all.

That's how it got to me!

LOL

twinkley · 01-27-2006, 12:09 PM

omg, thats awful!!

so of course, i sent it to my mom hahahaha

twinkley

seeric · 01-27-2006, 12:21 PM

good one styles.

mikesinner · 01-27-2006, 12:25 PM

If the kid was smart enough to write that he wouldn't have to worry about a report card

blazin · 01-27-2006, 01:36 PM

That's too fucking funny

01-26-2006, 08:30 PM	#1
J$tyle$ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 11,500	MUST READ: As a child or parent you all can relate The Goodbye Letter A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. "Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad! She's pregnant! Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your grandchildren. Love, your son, John. P.S. Dad, None of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home."

01-26-2006, 08:32 PM	#2
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