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SEO Connoisseur
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Am I the only one who finds someone else's dreams boring to listen too?
for some reason unknown to me I have been getting alot of people coming up to me this past week asking me what I thought of their dream. Like somehow their life and fantasy is something I have interest in.
Only one I actually wanted to hear is when a cute girl said that she had a dream that she was having sex with my wife using a strap-on and put on a show for me. Then after they had sex with me. She told me after she woke up she felt guilty that she didn't think of her boyfriend at the time. Now thats something I can get into. Outside of a girl telling you her sex dream with you in it - Is there anyone who gives a rats ass when someone comes up to them and starts spouting off their dreams as though you care?
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BACON BACON BACON
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without pics of the girl with a strapon...this thread is useless
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Nah, he actually meant to say something
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i thought this thread might involve something besides sex
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I have difficulty at the best of times listening to someone's reality-based stories...let alone their dreams, lol.
Life's too short... |
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I'm much like you. If my wife has a good sex dream I'll listen.
When she starts going off about being at camp, eating marshmallows around the fire with a group of singing bears, I ask her to stop and just tell me her last good sex dream. |
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yeah i get stuck listening to this crap all the time, its so boring.
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Last night, I had this dream, that I had a blue whale in a swimming pool, and I got worried that the chlorine was affecting it, so I put it in the bathtub and I drained the pool, and he got out and wiggled to the ledge and wiggled back into the water cause the pool turned into a dock like on the intracoastal, and he jumped back in the water, and a dolphin showed up and they were smiling and when I woke up I realized I had been watching way too much animal planet.
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Sometimes they are entertaining. I had one girl tell me once that she had a dream about riding a giant purple dildo while trying to impress all of her friends.
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exactly, when it's a sex dream fine - if it includes me - even better (within parameters). Yet I have been hearing long boring stories with details that only impress the story teller, then after 15 min of crap they say, "so what do you think it means". Its enough just to hold back and say, "I think it's tell you to seek therapy or simply admit your gay". One time I said, "well Freud would say that you wanted to bed your mother, so.. who am I to argue with a professional opinion"
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my attention-span is very short that's why I have a hard time following people when they speak about boring stuff like their dreams of their broken hearts.
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Life's too short to ignore dreams.
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Only boring if the story teller himself/herself is boring or bad at telling stories.
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Dreams are only relevant to the dreamer.
Hell I used to run a very active dreams forum before my host exploded. Oh the good old days.. I enjoyed reading other people's dreams. |
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Any dreams about sex are worth listening.
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i generally don't care what others say, so i'd likely think others' dream stories would be boring.
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I always dream about sex. Usually this involves cowboy hats, a whip, two cans of motor oil, and one bottle of Jager.
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I dont mind the wife telling me about a dream, but other people?
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