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  • ChandieGirl
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    • Jul 2004
    • 1421

    #1

    Does this make me a PERV?

    I'm watching Dr. Phil in the background and they are doing this "dating game" kind of thing. As the people are describing themselves, the guy says "I enjoy watersports and I want you to enjoy them with me"....at which point I nearly spit out my water because I laughed out loud!

    Does this make me a perv or just a product of our porn environment? LOL
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  • Spunky
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    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #2
    I think that would make me crack up as well

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    • Ramos2
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      • Dec 2004
      • 11927

      #3
      nope...................
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      • CyberHustler
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        • Feb 2006
        • 28785

        #4
        nah........wait, maybe?
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        • madawgz
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          • Mar 2006
          • 30509

          #5
          that would crack me up too its all good, it was funny LOL
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          • Brad Mitchell
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            • Nov 2001
            • 9813

            #6
            hahahahahah

            I think we're just all a bit jaded.
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            • ChandieGirl
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              • Jul 2004
              • 1421

              #7
              Originally posted by BuySexProducts
              nah........wait, maybe?
              LOL

              Our language is different than the average person, I guess. haha
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              • MikeVega
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                • Jul 2004
                • 12788

                #8
                I would have thought the same thing ...


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                • Deej
                  I make pixels work
                  • Jun 2005
                  • 24386

                  #9
                  thats funny,
                  nowhere near the same, but on the TODAY show this morning, at the end Al Roker was cooking with some guy....artichokes i believe...

                  anyway the cook says to Al, "make sure you cover that up while your cutting it or your hands will turn black"

                  Al says to the cook, "Oh its too late for me..."

                  I laughed pretty good on that one....nothing out of control, but got me a chuckle....

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                  • Rexk
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                    • Jul 2003
                    • 704

                    #10
                    I remember once I was listening to sports talk radio...and they were talking about Oregon State football...and a guy calls in and says.."Im the biggest beaver fan ever"...I nearly lost it as well

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                    • Manowar
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                      • Dec 2003
                      • 71528

                      #11
                      hahahaha watersports always gets me

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                      • SteveLightspeed
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                        • Jul 2001
                        • 7940

                        #12
                        I remember seeing an old woman driving around in a car with custom plates that said "FACIALS" --- made me wonder if she had a clue what that means in the porn world...

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                        • Babagirls
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                          • Feb 2001
                          • 18812

                          #13
                          nawww...that makes you a normal porn webmaster though




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                          • Manowar
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                            • Dec 2003
                            • 71528

                            #14
                            Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                            I remember seeing an old woman driving around in a car with custom plates that said "FACIALS" --- made me wonder if she had a clue what that means in the porn world...

                            Steve Lightspeed
                            haha, she must get some strange looks in that

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                            • ChandieGirl
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                              • Jul 2004
                              • 1421

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Brad Mitchell
                              hahahahahah

                              I think we're just all a bit jaded.

                              Is that what we're calling ourselves these days?
                              *whew* I'm not a perv, I'm just jaded!
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                              • Adult Insider Dave
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                                • Jun 2005
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                                #16
                                I would have laughed my ass of too girl lol. Great thread!
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                                • Big Red Machine
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                                  • Jan 2005
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                                  #17
                                  Now I'm picturing Dr.Phil in leather tied up, getting a Golden Shower from Ofrah.............
                                  Does that make me a PERV........LOL

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                                  • bastardsquad
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                                    • Feb 2006
                                    • 529

                                    #18
                                    my brain already worked on thought patterns like that before i got into this industry...now im pretty much doomed to a life of smut on the brain...


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                                    • morruga
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                                      • Nov 2004
                                      • 432

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by MikeVega
                                      I would have thought the same thing ...
                                      me too... no doubt we are pervert
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                                      • Holly Lez!
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                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 3480

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Chandiegirl
                                        I'm watching Dr. Phil in the background and they are doing this "dating game" kind of thing. As the people are describing themselves, the guy says "I enjoy watersports and I want you to enjoy them with me"....at which point I nearly spit out my water because I laughed out loud!

                                        Does this make me a perv or just a product of our porn environment? LOL
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                                        • fris
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                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 55796

                                          #21
                                          depends if you are into watersports ;)
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                                          • strobi
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                                            • Nov 2002
                                            • 7383

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Chandiegirl
                                            I'm watching Dr. Phil in the background and they are doing this "dating game" kind of thing. As the people are describing themselves, the guy says "I enjoy watersports and I want you to enjoy them with me"....at which point I nearly spit out my water because I laughed out loud!

                                            Does this make me a perv or just a product of our porn environment? LOL
                                            That story got me hard!

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                                            • BobG
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                                              • Nov 2003
                                              • 4274

                                              #23
                                              Yep! You're a hopeless perv Chandie.

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                                              • sex69
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                                                • Feb 2004
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                                                #24
                                                This seems pretty normal to me...
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                                                • Rochard
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                                                  • Dec 2001
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                                                  #25
                                                  Before I entered into the adult world I thought that "water sports" meant "having sex in a pool or hot tub". In fact, my first site - a daily bikini site - used to call me the "king of water sports".

                                                  Opps.
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                                                  • Deej
                                                    I make pixels work
                                                    • Jun 2005
                                                    • 24386

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Rochard
                                                    Before I entered into the adult world I thought that "water sports" meant "having sex in a pool or hot tub". In fact, my first site - a daily bikini site - used to call me the "king of water sports".

                                                    Opps.
                                                    I wonder how many poeple got pissed because all they seen was hot wet beaver

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                                                    • i-Affiliate_com
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                                                      • Apr 2006
                                                      • 181

                                                      #27
                                                      Yes, You are Perv

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                                                      • ChandieGirl
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                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                        • 1421

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                        I remember seeing an old woman driving around in a car with custom plates that said "FACIALS" --- made me wonder if she had a clue what that means in the porn world...

                                                        Steve Lightspeed


                                                        So many double entendres in our biz. LOL
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                                                        • Poppy
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                                                          • Apr 2002
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                                                          #29
                                                          I would call that normal behavior
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                                                          • tyler.
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                                                            • Mar 2006
                                                            • 1653

                                                            #30
                                                            what kind of water sports ?

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                                                            • dij
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                                                              • May 2003
                                                              • 2163

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                              I remember seeing an old woman driving around in a car with custom plates that said "FACIALS" --- made me wonder if she had a clue what that means in the porn world...

                                                              Steve Lightspeed
                                                              ha, I've seen a guy with a BUKKAKE plate, couldn't belive it lol

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                                                              • seeric
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                                                                • Aug 2004
                                                                • 41917

                                                                #32
                                                                hahaha. i think the same thing when one of my girlfriends says to me over lunch or something

                                                                "I just came from getting a facial, how do I look?"


                                                                ROFL

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                                                                • anne
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                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                  • 1149

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Hahahah I think you know when you have been in the industry too long when normal things like water sports and facials bring up vivid sexual pictures. I have the same problem.....lol
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                                                                  • ChandieGirl
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                                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                                    • 1421

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by BobG
                                                                    Yep! You're a hopeless perv Chandie.

                                                                    At least I'm in good company.
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                                                                    • elitetec
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                                                                      • Sep 2005
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      no. I would crack also



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                                                                      • WiredGuy
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                                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                                        • 34515

                                                                        #36
                                                                        I was playing miniputt once in montreal and the name of the hole was "FACILE" (which means easy in english), but of course I called it facial. I got a hole in one on it, lol.
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