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Gnat69 · 01-23-2006, 03:59 PM

If men wrote advice columns

Q: My husband wants to have a threesome with me and my best friend.

A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it.

Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.

A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day; then cook him a nice meal.

Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys

A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged. The Man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young single girls is a great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a day or two (it's a great time to clean the house, too)! Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do when he gets home is for you and your best friend to perform oral sex on him. Then cook him a nice meal.

Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.

A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it, do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a delicious meal.

Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.

A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should; He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex and cooking him a nice meal.

Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one.

A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten to cook him a nice meal.

tristan_D · 01-23-2006, 04:26 PM

its all about the cock and his tummy. I would be more interested if it would be a radio show.

RuthB · 01-23-2006, 04:31 PM

damn.. oral sex and a nice meal and we're all set to make our men happy!

that is some GOOD advice!

Abithefiend · 01-23-2006, 05:07 PM

Lol amusing reading...even from a woman's point of view!

Big Red Machine · 01-23-2006, 05:19 PM

Thats some SOUND advice.
Your man would be happy but most women aren't worried about making their Man happy. Their goal is usually to drive their men NUTZ

WME · 01-23-2006, 05:57 PM

any man dreams of coming home to a nice meal and a great blow job.

PixeLs · 01-23-2006, 07:28 PM

Ok, that makes sense.

Gnat69 · 01-24-2006, 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abithefiend

Lol amusing reading...even from a woman's point of view!

That is exactly what I thought....LOL

Trixxxia · 01-24-2006, 08:13 AM

Definitely funny - I'm sure if a poll was taken and we could be in their heads as they read, they'be be thinking *Now that's what I'm saying* *Now that's what I'm thinking* They'd be totally agreeing to everything in those responses. LMAO

Jennyfer · 01-24-2006, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abithefiend

Lol amusing reading...even from a woman's point of view!

You got it right,

Fred Quimby · 01-24-2006, 03:06 PM

Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.

A: You should seek sensitivity training.

Way 2 funny

01-23-2006, 03:59 PM	#1
Gnat69 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 706	If Men Wrote Advice Colums.....LOL If men wrote advice columns Q: My husband wants to have a threesome with me and my best friend. A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it. Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him. A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day; then cook him a nice meal. Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged. The Man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young single girls is a great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a day or two (it's a great time to clean the house, too)! Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do when he gets home is for you and your best friend to perform oral sex on him. Then cook him a nice meal. Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is. A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it, do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a delicious meal. Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay. A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should; He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex and cooking him a nice meal. Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one. A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten to cook him a nice meal. __________________ [email protected] ICQ# 275-350-904 Skype - Gnat69

01-23-2006, 04:26 PM	#2
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Abithefiend Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Jim's my daddy Posts: 756	Lol amusing reading...even from a woman's point of view!

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Trixxxia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 5,600	Definitely funny - I'm sure if a poll was taken and we could be in their heads as they read, they'be be thinking Now that's what I'm saying Now that's what I'm thinking They'd be totally agreeing to everything in those responses. LMAO

01-24-2006, 03:06 PM	#11
Fred Quimby Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,430	Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay. A: You should seek sensitivity training. Way 2 funny __________________