Tips needed for Phoenix noobs - GoFuckYourself.com

Haydos · 01-23-2006, 05:20 PM

Please offer some creative (and useful) tips

for a Phoenix noob. Ideas on getting the most from the conference, what is best to see, do, drink, eat... Where the best late nite gatherings are....(and how to get in!) etc etc.... Who a noob should meet and not meet (this should be controversial!)...

traffic99 · 01-23-2006, 05:22 PM

soon man, soon

seeric · 01-23-2006, 05:24 PM

don't drink in the sun.
don't take drinks from ramos (if you're a guy)
don't visit juicy's room to test cologne
don't take pills from strangers
don't try to swim while there are shoots in the pool.
don't go to the buffet before webmasters that are bigger than you

Sarah_Jayne · 01-23-2006, 05:25 PM

Drink loads of water, wear sunscreen and don't be afraid to say hi and ask people if you can join them at one of the tables during the meals. Meet everyone you can and sort out who is worth meeting twice later on.

Sarah_Jayne · 01-23-2006, 05:26 PM

Oh and if they have the chocolate fountain again make sure to hang around it a bit becaue it was the great leveler and a place to meet everyone from all levels that are just fascinated by the notion of flowing chocolate.

wdsguy · 01-23-2006, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

don't drink in the sun.
don't take drinks from ramos (if you're a guy)
don't visit juicy's room to test cologne
don't take pills from strangers
don't try to swim while there are shoots in the pool.
don't go to the buffet before webmasters that are bigger than you

I learned the last one the hard way

Pete-KT · 01-23-2006, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

don't drink in the sun.
don't take drinks from ramos (if you're a guy)
don't visit juicy's room to test cologne
don't take pills from strangers
don't try to swim while there are shoots in the pool.
don't go to the buffet before webmasters that are bigger than you

You hit the nail on the head

Haydos · 01-23-2006, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

don't go to the buffet before webmasters that are bigger than you

I am about 5'4" - so it looks like I will be eating leftovers all weekend !!

seeric · 01-23-2006, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Haydos

I am about 5'4" - so it looks like I will be eating leftovers all weekend !!

ccbill has these great munchies stations. pretty much a 7-11 with no cashier. they call it a munchies station for a reason. lots of snacks in there.

After Shock Media · 01-23-2006, 05:31 PM

Do not be an ass.
Do not get drunk/stoned/etc or so sloshed you become an ass or are useless.
Do not fondle models, nor follow them around everywhere.
Have business cards with your contact info on them and what you do.
Collect other peoples cards and actually follow through with post show contacting.
Introduce yourself to everyone, only a few bite or are assholes.

Mr. Jim · 01-23-2006, 05:32 PM

Lot's of cards.....

Know when your time is up... meaning people are nice and pleasant and engaged in conversation when you walked up.... know when to cut loose and move on to the next

Do not fuck any hookers named Frank... probably a dude...

if that is your scene...ask people if they have seen a Hooker named Frank

Sarah_Jayne · 01-23-2006, 05:35 PM

keep your cards in the back bit of your name badge..just easier than having to hold them or dig them out of your pocket every time. It is also a good place to keep the cards other people give you. Just clean it out at the end of the day and add more of yours.

Haydos · 01-23-2006, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Hustler

Know when your time is up... meaning people are nice and pleasant and engaged in conversation when you walked up.... know when to cut loose and move on to the next

What if the people are locked in a conversation with 2hp and need rescuing because they can't understand a word he is saying...???

(nothin but love for you 2hp!)

Bird · 01-23-2006, 05:39 PM

Hit up pinkys

luv$ · 01-23-2006, 05:40 PM

Awesome topic!

I need all the help I can get

2HousePlague · 01-23-2006, 05:44 PM

If anyone tells you about a "magical place" with tons of free food to cure even the worst case of the munchies at 4AM -- BELIEVE THEM --

2hp

Ramos · 01-23-2006, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

don't drink in the sun.
don't take drinks from ramos (if you're a guy)
don't visit juicy's room to test cologne
don't take pills from strangers
don't try to swim while there are shoots in the pool.
don't go to the buffet before webmasters that are bigger than you

O'rly

xNetworx · 01-23-2006, 06:28 PM

Here is a tip.... quit sounding like such a n00b

Haydos · 01-23-2006, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

Here is a tip.... quit sounding like such a n00b

Everyone starts somewhere....

seeric · 01-23-2006, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Ramos

O'rly

RLY!!!!!!!!!

Ycaza · 01-23-2006, 07:29 PM

go up to people you know to be big timers, and repeat:

"I am a noob oh lord, (bow at this point) may i fetch you something from the snack shack". lol.
Dude phx is the easiest place once you find the aforemetioned shack. say hi to people, "hi am (noobname here) and let it roll. phx is awesome, events are tightly scheduled and not too many and the town of tempe is killer. if you need to know about the special touch the dancer lapdance festivals, find me. I am the fabio lookin mfer. see pic below. oh yeah and after gettin too much sun don't put on some dumb lotion, i learned that last year as a noob.

amateurcanada · 01-23-2006, 07:30 PM

LOL just look for the big guy 6'2 and larger and thats me, come to me - get my card and promote my program hehehe

I may be visiting myself - just bring tons of cards, say hi to everyone - this is our industry, no reason to be shy

eroswebmaster · 01-23-2006, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

ccbill has these great munchies stations. pretty much a 7-11 with no cashier. they call it a munchies station for a reason. lots of snacks in there.

Free fucking Jelly Belly's ROCK ON!!!!

Peaches · 01-23-2006, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Ycaza

Fabio, is that you??!!

Juicy D. Links · 01-23-2006, 07:36 PM

try to bang anything that moves

xNetworx · 01-23-2006, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

Fabio, is that you??!!

Peaches · 01-23-2006, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

He's too much of a sweetheart to be afraid of

Though he does look horny in that pic!!

Ycaza · 01-23-2006, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

Fabio, is that you??!!

I am Ycaza, way worse...............

Ycaza · 01-23-2006, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

OMFG, LOL you are gettin a lot of mileage with that pic, and i fuckin love it, since I am half viking i will send to my scandinavian mom and she will fuckin love it.

seeric · 01-23-2006, 07:44 PM

hahaha caz is the nicest person ever.

kristin · 01-23-2006, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

Free fucking Jelly Belly's ROCK ON!!!!

WTF? Where the hell was this? And I was preggo ... I was always hungry!

Ycaza · 01-23-2006, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

hahaha caz is the nicest person ever.

shhhh i am tryin to scare the noobs. of course i am but 2 months from noobery myself.

eroswebmaster · 01-23-2006, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristin

WTF? Where the hell was this? And I was preggo ... I was always hungry!

In the snack shack not too far from where we were sitting..has sodas and all kinds of goodies, but they had my favorite candy in the world Jelly Belly's.

2HousePlague · 01-23-2006, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ycaza

shhhh i am tryin to scare the noobs. of course i am but 2 months from noobery myself.

Shut uuuuuup --

2hp

baddog · 01-23-2006, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy

I learned the last one the hard way

I learned the second one the hard way

Haydos · 01-23-2006, 07:52 PM

These are all excellent tips !

If you are looking for me - I will be the noob eating jelly bellys at the snack shack, handing out cards whilst watching the chocolate fountain....

Ycaza · 01-23-2006, 07:55 PM

airek is the bomb, so much so kb and i made him a fansign in san diego last year.

Rochard · 01-23-2006, 08:35 PM

Drink Jager. Lots of it. Start drinking now. Nightly until Phoenix Forum.

Because I need someone who can keep up with me during the show.

01-23-2006, 05:20 PM	#1
Haydos Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Under Posts: 308	Tips needed for Phoenix noobs Please offer some creative (and useful) tips for a Phoenix noob. Ideas on getting the most from the conference, what is best to see, do, drink, eat... Where the best late nite gatherings are....(and how to get in!) etc etc.... Who a noob should meet and not meet (this should be controversial!)... __________________

01-23-2006, 05:22 PM	#2
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01-23-2006, 05:31 PM	#10
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	Do not be an ass. Do not get drunk/stoned/etc or so sloshed you become an ass or are useless. Do not fondle models, nor follow them around everywhere. Have business cards with your contact info on them and what you do. Collect other peoples cards and actually follow through with post show contacting. Introduce yourself to everyone, only a few bite or are assholes. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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01-23-2006, 05:40 PM	#15
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01-23-2006, 05:24 PM	#3
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	don't drink in the sun. don't take drinks from ramos (if you're a guy) don't visit juicy's room to test cologne don't take pills from strangers don't try to swim while there are shoots in the pool. don't go to the buffet before webmasters that are bigger than you

01-23-2006, 05:25 PM	#4
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Drink loads of water, wear sunscreen and don't be afraid to say hi and ask people if you can join them at one of the tables during the meals. Meet everyone you can and sort out who is worth meeting twice later on.

01-23-2006, 05:26 PM	#5
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Oh and if they have the chocolate fountain again make sure to hang around it a bit becaue it was the great leveler and a place to meet everyone from all levels that are just fascinated by the notion of flowing chocolate.

01-23-2006, 05:32 PM	#11
Mr. Jim Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 4,372	Lot's of cards..... Know when your time is up... meaning people are nice and pleasant and engaged in conversation when you walked up.... know when to cut loose and move on to the next Do not fuck any hookers named Frank... probably a dude... if that is your scene...ask people if they have seen a Hooker named Frank

01-23-2006, 05:35 PM	#12
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	keep your cards in the back bit of your name badge..just easier than having to hold them or dig them out of your pocket every time. It is also a good place to keep the cards other people give you. Just clean it out at the end of the day and add more of yours.

01-23-2006, 05:44 PM	#16
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	If anyone tells you about a "magical place" with tons of free food to cure even the worst case of the munchies at 4AM -- BELIEVE THEM -- 2hp __________________ tada!

01-23-2006, 06:28 PM	#18
xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	Here is a tip.... quit sounding like such a n00b

01-23-2006, 07:29 PM	#21
Ycaza Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: the 805 Posts: 4,290	go up to people you know to be big timers, and repeat: "I am a noob oh lord, (bow at this point) may i fetch you something from the snack shack". lol. Dude phx is the easiest place once you find the aforemetioned shack. say hi to people, "hi am (noobname here) and let it roll. phx is awesome, events are tightly scheduled and not too many and the town of tempe is killer. if you need to know about the special touch the dancer lapdance festivals, find me. I am the fabio lookin mfer. see pic below. oh yeah and after gettin too much sun don't put on some dumb lotion, i learned that last year as a noob. __________________ Caz Thrush Head Honcho [email protected] http://thrushtech.com ICQ: 304883574 do people still icq?

01-23-2006, 07:30 PM	#22
amateurcanada Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,766	LOL just look for the big guy 6'2 and larger and thats me, come to me - get my card and promote my program hehehe I may be visiting myself - just bring tons of cards, say hi to everyone - this is our industry, no reason to be shy __________________ be our partner - join nichepartners today will.assum.producer @ AmateurCanada.com / icq: 30146166 / facebook.com/will.assum / #amateurcanada

01-23-2006, 07:36 PM	#25
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	try to bang anything that moves

01-23-2006, 07:44 PM	#30
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	hahaha caz is the nicest person ever.

01-23-2006, 07:52 PM	#36
Haydos Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Under Posts: 308	These are all excellent tips ! If you are looking for me - I will be the noob eating jelly bellys at the snack shack, handing out cards whilst watching the chocolate fountain.... __________________

01-23-2006, 07:55 PM	#37
Ycaza Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: the 805 Posts: 4,290	airek is the bomb, so much so kb and i made him a fansign in san diego last year. __________________ Caz Thrush Head Honcho [email protected] http://thrushtech.com ICQ: 304883574 do people still icq?

01-23-2006, 08:35 PM	#38
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,242	Drink Jager. Lots of it. Start drinking now. Nightly until Phoenix Forum. Because I need someone who can keep up with me during the show. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION