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For cybersex, do I need a hole in my monitor?
Join Date: Dec 2005
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![]() Felicity Huffman had a hard time finding a realistic fake black 12 inch penis for her latest role.
The 'Desperate Housewives' actress needed the phoney phallus to play a transsexual in new movie 'Transamerica' but admits tracking one down was more difficult than she thought. She said: "We were on our second day of shooting, trying on some undergarments, when I realised something was missing. "I had to visit loads of sex shops before I found a realistic looking flaccid penis." Huffman recently revealed she became so attached to the prosthetic penis she had to wear in the film - she gave it a name. The sexy blonde called the false manhood Andy - after a costume assistant's "idiot" ex boyfriend. She revealed at the time: "I pretty much wore it the whole time except for a couple of times in Arizona when we were in the station wagon with no air-conditioning and it was too hot."
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I would have said she should have looked me up, but I do not remember ever stocking or selling a flacid cock.... where the hell did she find that one?
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im lost i think
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I have not seen the movie but what I don't get with the Golden Globes and the oscars is that they are fond of giving awards to beautiful actress just for playing an ugly character in a movie, as if being ugly is such a big challenge. they awarded Hilary Swank first for playing a guy and second as a boxer, Nicole Kidman for her fake nose, and Charlize Theron for her fake freckles. I mean what's so special about it. I find such performances so over rated. IMHO
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she's playing a white tranny in the movie, right? why is she looking for a black cock? and why 12 inches?
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I can only offer him the size but not the color that she prefers..
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For cybersex, do I need a hole in my monitor?
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Andy is a very improper name for a black cock.
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A Women with Penis Envy and goes for a 12 incher Pffffff
and they say size doesn't matter hahahaha |
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