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01-23-2006, 02:26 PM
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I have to do this
OK I hate to do this for free but I am offering free classes on giving a great lapdance... it has cum to my unfortunate attention that girls now a days can't give a fucking lapdance they all like do the same fucking things that are NOT sexy... so here is the deal
Where : your place Time: between say 6:00pm and 4:00am ( i will make arrangements to visit early if needed) Date: Today till every girl in the world has had a proper class... Whats Involved? OK I will cum to your place... you must already have music and either a good beat in your head or a good sound system.. I will then have a seat and let you procede to give me a lapdance in a thong and bikini top... after a few go arounds you will start to see what guys like... not only will this increse your sex life it will also improve income at the club.... HEY MR. DANZA HOW DO WE GET A HOLD OF YOU? is what your all asking I know and it's simple.. via aim at "dirtydanza" via MSN at "[email protected]" I look fwd to helping you ladies out
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01-23-2006, 02:27 PM
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You are a sexy bitch.
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01-23-2006, 02:29 PM
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01-23-2006, 02:32 PM
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Nice offer... I have "met" a few girls that should take you up on this offer... Some just have no clue what to do!!
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01-23-2006, 02:37 PM
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As per Son of Sam's ruling, we have now met, had drinks together, and I can now say you are a "Top Notch" guy. As your new friend, I can now tell you that Kimbo would have killed you. See the size diff. 
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01-23-2006, 02:50 PM
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01-23-2006, 03:40 PM
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Most of the freakin dancers try to stretch the lap dance out to get paid per song. and Most definitely do SUCK at it. So I offer my services for the East Coast...lol
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All this pic tells us is that Kimbo is bigger than that asian guy, and we all know how little asian guys are...
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