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What Turns You Off?
What Turns You Off?
I am writing a screenplay and need a funny turn off for one of the characters. Any Ideas personal stories, etc?
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no question about it ... Bad feet.. i could be as hard as a stove pipe and as hot as a Brahma bull ... but one look down and I see some poorly looked after, ugly crooked toed feet ..and I am done ... exit stage left......
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Acne on someone's back.
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Clowns...
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Its gotta be something a girl does by accident to work in script
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Take your pick. Not scared of them or anything...... they just tend to annoy me
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really loud and annoying voices.
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Small piece of toiletpaper stuck to pussy
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finding out bad or good things...heheheheh
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A small 3rd tit in the center of her chest or a golden arches tat on her inner thigh "Over 1 Billion Served"
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nothing..
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I am a meat popsicle.
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Yellow teeth, ugly feet and hands.
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what about the ol "are you done yet" line while going at it hot n heavy?
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I'm a straight dude, just to set the point-of-reference:
Cock: Don't dig seeing cock. Pre/Post orgasmic shots of a dude's head: Leave that for the actress having to look at it. Like another post; dirty assholes: Buy lots of porcelina and bleach those balloon knots. Feet: You walk on them. They get sweaty in socks & shoes. Let them be a plaything of fetishists looking for that sketchy shit. Dirty tongues: If I'm shown a shot of some chick sticking out her tongue, make sure there's no filthy-colored film / slime covering it. I'm sure there's many more. Those are just a few coming to mind.
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laughing till she wets her pants
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there was this girl yday in a clothes store shes cute bonde pigtail freckles typical sweety. And she talks like shes on board of a boat yelling to a guy on another ship lol. Hell and back.
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Bad hygene, turns me off big time
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Annoying and high pitched grating laughter.
Not being able to complete a sentence without a million 'ums'.
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Fat chicks...
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lol some good ones...
how about any mention of "my ex" this or "this guy I dated" that. Anyone stuck in their own past can be a total turnoff. atm is pretty gross, or puking other quirks.. bad B.O., dandruff, using hair to floss teeth, cutting toe nails in the living room or at the table, people who feed their pets out of their own mouth (come here fiffi! take this turkey from mommies mouth!), bible thumpers, and people who talk to stuffed animals. |
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Gum poppers.
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UNshaven cocks. I like them smooth and clean.
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Loud obnoxious self absorbed people
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guys that wear socks while fucking...butt naked but they have SOCKS on wtf???!!!!
also.... stinky breath sweating really bad (all over) body odor fucked up teeth balding guys (they have hair but a big bald spot) speedo underwear (if a guy im about to fuck has those on, its over lol) |
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maybe i will have her dress in clown suite, thinking its sexy, guy walks out
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Chipped nail polish of any kind...especially on the fingers!
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people that spit food at you while you are sitting across the table. not intentionally, but they obviously were never taught not to talk with food in their mouths.
they end up spitting a small piece of food on your meal and unless they are a good friend and you can call them out on it, you just play the "i'm not that hungry" game |
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It's coming look busy
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Fake lesbian sex. Pisses me off and turns me off at the same time.
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