I really hope this guy writes dirty stories for a living... he said "testicle-harvesting" in this email 
Here is the email he sent:
Princess Cameron,
You'll probably think this sounds insincere, but I
have fucking honestly surfed upon thousands and
thousands of hot girls over the net over the past five
or so years, and I gotta admit that your face so
TOTALLY stood out in a page full of thumbs.
What hookled me so INSTANTLY were those peircing,
succubus eyes of yours, Princess Cameron.
Your eyes........I found myself pinching the head of
my erection between thumb and forefinger,
rhythmically, getting more and worked up, racking my
mind over what shade of silvery blueish gray those
mesmerizing, fucking cock-stiffeningly HOT fucking
eyes of yours are. They are the kind of eyes, Princess
Cameron, that tell me you don't have too much problem
getting what you want out of guys.
Nothing IN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD turns me on more,
Princess Cameron, than a testicle-harvesting,
cock-teasing, manipulative little seductress who can
make guys do things COMPLETELY against their best
interests (ditching girlfriends, emptying bank
accounts, or other soul-destroying sacrifices) just to
have the opportunity of having you, on top, slowly
riding, slamming, yanking and grinding your victim's
lucky cock, and staring him down, to the point of
fucking hypnosis, as you oh-so-softly whisper sweet
"brainwashings" to him.
I made a vow to myself not to sign up to a site, but
like I said earlier, you so instantly put an invisible
lasso around my fucking scrotum, Princess Cameron, and
started fucking TUGGING on it, HARDER and HARDER, the
more I tried, unsuccessfully, to take my eyes away
from those pussywhippingly sexy eyes of yours.
I am downloading the shit out of you.
You so evilly made my cock point right directly to my
wallet on the table, and in particular to the credit
card inside, which will go to more use (thongs,
perfume, small 'trinkets') pending on how much - and
especially how DETAILED - you reciprocate my emails,
concerning how you like to sensually manipulate, for
your own ends.
The more you can tighten the lasso's grip around my
nuts with descpritions of seduction conquests you've
partaken in, the more I'll spoil you with things that
you so sweetly, so manipulatively, ask me for,
Princess Cameron.
Waiting, stiff-cocked,
Robert
Here is the email he sent:
Princess Cameron,
You'll probably think this sounds insincere, but I
have fucking honestly surfed upon thousands and
thousands of hot girls over the net over the past five
or so years, and I gotta admit that your face so
TOTALLY stood out in a page full of thumbs.
What hookled me so INSTANTLY were those peircing,
succubus eyes of yours, Princess Cameron.
Your eyes........I found myself pinching the head of
my erection between thumb and forefinger,
rhythmically, getting more and worked up, racking my
mind over what shade of silvery blueish gray those
mesmerizing, fucking cock-stiffeningly HOT fucking
eyes of yours are. They are the kind of eyes, Princess
Cameron, that tell me you don't have too much problem
getting what you want out of guys.
Nothing IN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD turns me on more,
Princess Cameron, than a testicle-harvesting,
cock-teasing, manipulative little seductress who can
make guys do things COMPLETELY against their best
interests (ditching girlfriends, emptying bank
accounts, or other soul-destroying sacrifices) just to
have the opportunity of having you, on top, slowly
riding, slamming, yanking and grinding your victim's
lucky cock, and staring him down, to the point of
fucking hypnosis, as you oh-so-softly whisper sweet
"brainwashings" to him.
I made a vow to myself not to sign up to a site, but
like I said earlier, you so instantly put an invisible
lasso around my fucking scrotum, Princess Cameron, and
started fucking TUGGING on it, HARDER and HARDER, the
more I tried, unsuccessfully, to take my eyes away
from those pussywhippingly sexy eyes of yours.
I am downloading the shit out of you.
You so evilly made my cock point right directly to my
wallet on the table, and in particular to the credit
card inside, which will go to more use (thongs,
perfume, small 'trinkets') pending on how much - and
especially how DETAILED - you reciprocate my emails,
concerning how you like to sensually manipulate, for
your own ends.
The more you can tighten the lasso's grip around my
nuts with descpritions of seduction conquests you've
partaken in, the more I'll spoil you with things that
you so sweetly, so manipulatively, ask me for,
Princess Cameron.
Waiting, stiff-cocked,
Robert
lol j/k
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