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MaxCandy · 01-21-2006, 10:45 AM

What Turns You Off?

I am writing a screenplay and need a funny turn off for one of the characters.

Any Ideas personal stories, etc?

jakethedog · 01-21-2006, 10:50 AM

no question about it ... Bad feet.. i could be as hard as a stove pipe and as hot as a Brahma bull ... but one look down and I see some poorly looked after, ugly crooked toed feet ..and I am done ... exit stage left......

Raven · 01-21-2006, 10:51 AM

Acne on someone's back.

EdgeXXX · 01-21-2006, 10:52 AM

Clowns...

MaxCandy · 01-21-2006, 10:54 AM

Its gotta be something a girl does by accident to work in script

MaxCandy · 01-21-2006, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by EdgeXXX

Clowns...

sad or happy ones?

EdgeXXX · 01-21-2006, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by MaxCandy

Its gotta be something a girl does by accident to work in script

Wears Capri pants

EdgeXXX · 01-21-2006, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by MaxCandy

sad or happy ones?

Take your pick. Not scared of them or anything...... they just tend to annoy me

furiouz · 01-21-2006, 10:56 AM

really loud and annoying voices.

Jakke PNG · 01-21-2006, 10:57 AM

Small piece of toiletpaper stuck to pussy

boner 2.0 · 01-21-2006, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

Small piece of toiletpaper stuck to pussy

yuk.

i'll add, a badly cleaned asshole... you know, the brown marks and the funny liquid

MaxCandy · 01-21-2006, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

Small piece of toiletpaper stuck to pussy

that is good!

pornpf69 · 01-21-2006, 11:03 AM

finding out bad or good things...heheheheh

Bama · 01-21-2006, 11:06 AM

A small 3rd tit in the center of her chest or a golden arches tat on her inner thigh "Over 1 Billion Served"

Fah King · 01-21-2006, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by boner 2.0

yuk.

i'll add, a badly cleaned asshole... you know, the brown marks and the funny liquid

OMG Im crying man....

polle54 · 01-21-2006, 11:07 AM

nothing..

MaxCandy · 01-21-2006, 11:08 AM

this is funny

http://strangeplaces.net/weirdthings/sex.html

PamiebDVD · 01-21-2006, 11:10 AM

farting

sickkittens · 01-21-2006, 11:10 AM

Yellow teeth, ugly feet and hands.

Scroto · 01-21-2006, 11:11 AM

what about the ol "are you done yet" line while going at it hot n heavy?

psili · 01-21-2006, 11:12 AM

I'm a straight dude, just to set the point-of-reference:

Cock: Don't dig seeing cock.
Pre/Post orgasmic shots of a dude's head: Leave that for the actress having to look at it.
Like another post; dirty assholes: Buy lots of porcelina and bleach those balloon knots.
Feet: You walk on them. They get sweaty in socks & shoes. Let them be a plaything of fetishists looking for that sketchy shit.
Dirty tongues: If I'm shown a shot of some chick sticking out her tongue, make sure there's no filthy-colored film / slime covering it.

I'm sure there's many more. Those are just a few coming to mind.

MaDalton · 01-21-2006, 11:13 AM

laughing till she wets her pants

DutchTeenCash · 01-21-2006, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by furiouz

really loud and annoying voices.

congrats on the first post and damn I thought Im the only one

there was this girl yday in a clothes store shes cute bonde pigtail freckles typical sweety. And she talks like shes on board of a boat yelling to a guy on another ship lol. Hell and back.

sickkittens · 01-21-2006, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

laughing till she wets her pants

That actually sounds pretty hot.

Vitasoy · 01-21-2006, 11:42 AM

Bad hygene, turns me off big time

Raven · 01-21-2006, 11:44 AM

Annoying and high pitched grating laughter.

Not being able to complete a sentence without a million 'ums'.

Violetta · 01-21-2006, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

Small piece of toiletpaper stuck to pussy

lol... that's just cute!

Baker Rd · 01-21-2006, 01:25 PM

Fat chicks...

Cyndalie · 01-21-2006, 01:40 PM

lol some good ones...

how about any mention of "my ex" this or "this guy I dated" that. Anyone stuck in their own past can be a total turnoff.

atm is pretty gross, or puking

other quirks.. bad B.O., dandruff, using hair to floss teeth, cutting toe nails in the living room or at the table, people who feed their pets out of their own mouth (come here fiffi! take this turkey from mommies mouth!), bible thumpers, and people who talk to stuffed animals.

The Ghost · 01-21-2006, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by EdgeXXX

Clowns...

I second the clowns ....

Pornwolf · 01-21-2006, 02:09 PM

Gum poppers.

psili · 01-21-2006, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by The Ghost

I second the clowns ....

I'll third on clowns.

Freaky bastards.

czarina · 01-21-2006, 02:14 PM

UNshaven cocks. I like them smooth and clean.

Spunky · 01-21-2006, 02:17 PM

Loud obnoxious self absorbed people

pawsregd · 01-21-2006, 02:20 PM

Smelly snatch

Babagirls · 01-21-2006, 02:23 PM

guys that wear socks while fucking...butt naked but they have SOCKS on wtf???!!!!
also....
stinky breath
sweating really bad (all over)
body odor
fucked up teeth
balding guys (they have hair but a big bald spot)
speedo underwear (if a guy im about to fuck has those on, its over lol)

viki · 01-21-2006, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Babagirls

guys that wear socks while fucking...butt naked but they have SOCKS on wtf???!!!!
also....
stinky breath
sweating really bad (all over)
body odor
fucked up teeth
balding guys (they have hair but a big bald spot)
speedo underwear (if a guy im about to fuck has those on, its over lol)

Haha. My boyfriend always leaves on his black socks when we're having sex. I used to think it was really funny but now I'm so used to it that it doesn't even phase me.

SomeCreep · 01-21-2006, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxCandy

What Turns You Off?

chicks that are prudes

SomeCreep · 01-21-2006, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by polle54

nothing..

wow, so even if a girl was 500lbs and covered from head to toe in feces, you'd still be turned on? That's hardcore!

MaxCandy · 01-21-2006, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by psili

I'll third on clowns.

Freaky bastards.

maybe there is something to this clown thing

maybe i will have her dress in clown suite, thinking its sexy, guy walks out

Persignup Dustin · 01-21-2006, 10:59 PM

Chipped nail polish of any kind...especially on the fingers!

DEAL BREAKER!

Paul Markham · 01-21-2006, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by PamiebDVD

farting

Especially when I'm giving her head.

marketsmart · 01-21-2006, 11:23 PM

people that spit food at you while you are sitting across the table. not intentionally, but they obviously were never taught not to talk with food in their mouths.

they end up spitting a small piece of food on your meal and unless they are a good friend and you can call them out on it, you just play the "i'm not that hungry" game

adultchica · 01-21-2006, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Babagirls

guys that wear socks while fucking...butt naked but they have SOCKS on wtf???!!!!
also....
stinky breath
sweating really bad (all over)
body odor
fucked up teeth
balding guys (they have hair but a big bald spot)
speedo underwear (if a guy im about to fuck has those on, its over lol)

Babagirls, did you log on my computer and find my list of turn offs?

MaxCandy · 01-22-2006, 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by adultchica

Babagirls, did you log on my computer and find my list of turn offs?

keep em coming, i like the clowns

prime · 01-22-2006, 04:57 AM

gurls with hairy armpits

MaxCandy · 01-22-2006, 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by prime

gurls with hairy armpits

was gonna use that but 1/2 my viewers are european

tristan_D · 01-22-2006, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxCandy

What Turns You Off?

I am writing a screenplay and need a funny turn off for one of the characters.

Any Ideas personal stories, etc?

what about a big good lookign guy with a tiny falsetto speakign voice, or a very clumsy guy that basically breaks every thing he touches.

After Shock Media · 01-22-2006, 07:20 PM

Fake lesbian sex. Pisses me off and turns me off at the same time.

MaDalton · 01-22-2006, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxCandy

was gonna use that but 1/2 my viewers are european

he, i haven't seen a girl with hairy armpits in ages

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