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I'm pretty sure I'm gonna have to go straight to hell for this......

01-21-2006, 03:49 AM

I just registered PleaseHelpJesus.com

Now...What kind of fucked up shit can I put on this domain to generate some press coverage and cash in on millions?

Anybody want to be a TV Evangelist? I hear they make a killing.
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01-21-2006, 03:52 AM

lol... nice domain!!

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01-21-2006, 03:53 AM

Find a person to pose as Jesus and have him asking for money for some screwed-up reason.
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01-21-2006, 03:54 AM

I own christiansagainstporn.org (still under construction) so we should team up!!

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01-21-2006, 03:56 AM

I think I'll make it into yet another Adult Webmaster board.

I think the PleaseHelpJesus.com bumper sticker is not as likely to offend the neighbor's as something more like...oh....Who to use?????

Ah yes. Less offensive than GoFuckYourself.com, for instance.

I could even get my own Gandmother to wear my PleaseHelpJesus.com T-Shirt to church on Sunday. That would really stir some shit with that side of the family.

God damn...The possibilities.....
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01-21-2006, 03:56 AM

Yeah, so find a person who is gonna be willing to dress up n shit, and have him ask for donations to fight internet porn!
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01-21-2006, 03:58 AM

I wonder how many proper Christian folk I could sway?
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01-21-2006, 03:59 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

I wonder how many proper Christian folk I could sway?

i dont think it would be that tough to sway a few of them...

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01-21-2006, 04:01 AM

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i dont think it would be that tough to sway a few of them...

We need to get you and ReverandPoon in on this shit.
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01-21-2006, 04:03 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

We need to get you and ReverandPoon in on this shit.

I am down.. I am ordained and have fun fucking with the biblebelt...

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01-21-2006, 04:05 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

I think I'll make it into yet another Adult Webmaster board.

I think the PleaseHelpJesus.com bumper sticker is not as likely to offend the neighbor's as something more like...oh....Who to use?????

Ah yes. Less offensive than GoFuckYourself.com, for instance.

I could even get my own Gandmother to wear my PleaseHelpJesus.com T-Shirt to church on Sunday. That would really stir some shit with that side of the family.

God damn...The possibilities.....

Can i be a moderator.
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01-21-2006, 04:14 AM

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Can i be a moderator.

Fuck yeah.
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01-21-2006, 04:17 AM

make something REALLY fucked up against God and Jesus and post it. the releigous right will start screaming and you will get all the press, then quickly change it to loads of sponsor links for christian goods and bibles and stuff. all the christian traffic rushing to the site you may get some sales

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01-21-2006, 04:17 AM

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Fuck yeah.

Thanks man, let me know when you start. Hit me up on icq
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01-21-2006, 04:17 AM

Everybody bookmark this thread.

Someday, somehow......Somebody is gonna ask how this all got started.

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01-21-2006, 04:34 AM

I'm pretty sure you were already heading to hell. ;)

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01-21-2006, 04:41 AM

Originally posted by Tat2Jr

I'm pretty sure you were already heading to hell. ;)

Maybe so, but not fast enough.
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01-21-2006, 05:53 AM

lmao, you should see my imitation of a southern preacher... its convincing as hell... i'd offer my talent to ya for free man...:

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01-21-2006, 05:57 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

I just registered PleaseHelpJesus.com

Now...What kind of fucked up shit can I put on this domain to generate some press coverage and cash in on millions?

Anybody want to be a TV Evangelist? I hear they make a killing.

'help with figthing evil in the world today, donate $$$'
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01-21-2006, 06:03 AM

you could say you are the second coming of christ but no one believes you and you need x amount of dollars to start a press campaign to let the world know you have arrived so armegeddon can begin.

you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..
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01-21-2006, 08:07 AM

I doubt anyone on this board has more of the Bible memorized than me. As a preacher's kid I was expected to win Bible quizzes. I can think of a lot of different ways we can help Jesus.
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01-21-2006, 08:09 AM

i'll develop

PleaseHelpThePeopleWhoWorshipThingsThatTheyDontKno wForCertainReallyExisted.com

and give you massive inbound linkage.

no offense to anyone who is religious.

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01-21-2006, 08:10 AM

AaronM-

Capitolizing off the Christian "right" is one of my life goals, something that keeps me up at night.

I have attempted many projects over the last couple years, and did some in-the-trenches gorilla marketing to Christian sites and on Christian message board. In order to make them listen, can I recommend starting all correspondances with "As a fellow Christian..." it works wonders to get you in the door!!!

Good luck with the new project.

-P
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01-21-2006, 08:11 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

I just registered PleaseHelpJesus.com

Now...What kind of fucked up shit can I put on this domain to generate some press coverage and cash in on millions?

Anybody want to be a TV Evangelist? I hear they make a killing.

Send a flyer to every church in America promoting your site, claiming the return of the Christ.

Then just put Goatse in the middle of the page.
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01-21-2006, 08:13 AM

Please help Jesus get laid.

Please help Jesus get off.

Please help Jesus wipe his ass.

Please help Jesus run for President (he died before he was old enough so we'll have to help him by getting the law changed).

Damn, you can do a Leisure Suit Larry type site, but guide Jesus around instead of LSL.
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01-21-2006, 08:14 AM

I have http://confesstojesus.com/

I only promote it on this board, in my sig.
Made a whole $0.01, from it. A nice soul from here donated it to me.
If you get bored, you can put it in your "links" section.

If you have bigger plans, and a huge backing, please (pleasepleaseplease), use it to counter-strike the fucking christian conservatives around the world and get donations to start a huge, mainstream advertising programming chastizing the christian radicals who destroy everything that's good.

Your post count means nothing.
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01-21-2006, 08:16 AM

how's about we make it a fisting site where i dress up in a crown of thorns and I call out to "members" to help me to double and triple fist young looking little catholic girls.......??

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01-21-2006, 08:16 AM

my friend owns http://www.godsabitch.com
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01-21-2006, 08:19 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

Maybe so, but not fast enough.

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01-21-2006, 09:24 AM

Originally posted by jakethedog

how's about we make it a fisting site where i dress up in a crown of thorns and I call out to "members" to help me to double and triple fist young looking little catholic girls.......??

that sounds like a wonderful idea

btw. I have a domain in this area that could get me killed

if anyone has serious balls hit me up to learn more. I would say it could generate milions of hits because of media att.

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01-21-2006, 09:25 AM

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AaronM-

Capitolizing off the Christian "right" is one of my life goals, something that keeps me up at night.

I have attempted many projects over the last couple years, and did some in-the-trenches gorilla marketing to Christian sites and on Christian message board. In order to make them listen, can I recommend starting all correspondances with "As a fellow Christian..." it works wonders to get you in the door!!!

Good luck with the new project.

-P

Duely noted.

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01-21-2006, 09:40 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

I just registered PleaseHelpJesus.com

Now...What kind of fucked up shit can I put on this domain to generate some press coverage and cash in on millions?

Anybody want to be a TV Evangelist? I hear they make a killing.

I have RocketScientology.com, want to trade traffic?
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01-21-2006, 09:44 AM

Put up a naked chick every month and tell them you'll put a piece of clothing on her for every 100 in donations you receive!
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01-21-2006, 09:47 AM

turn it into a hot or not type of site lol
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01-21-2006, 09:49 AM

Coming from one of the Inventors of the Jesus Dialer back in 2001, Im sure you will do fine Aaron.

You are obviously one of the lord's chosen people.

I dont need no Sig!
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01-21-2006, 09:54 AM

I'm pretty sure that I will be driving the bus to Hell for registering BangARetard.com...... still have no idea what I'm going to do with it.

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01-21-2006, 10:04 AM

ooooo

do like a T Shirt Hell but make it all Christian based. Like.. T Shirt Heaven Or All Good TShirts Go To Heaven. Or something like that

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