I want to bang a muslim woman - GoFuckYourself.com

NoName NoSlogan · 04-12-2002, 11:06 PM

OK, so I am all by myself in the sauna the other night and I am relaxing and enjoying the steam. All I have on is my shorts. The door opens and this women dressed from head to toe in traditional arab gear for women. I could tell she even had blue jeans underneath her robe. The only thing showing was her face. I am like what the fuck is she doing in here. She was skinny as hell so she wasn't looking to lose weight. I look at her and she looks at me and we smile at each other. Just trying to let her know I am friendly and don't mid her being in their with me.
Now my sick mind gets the better of me here. I am sitting a few higher steps than her and we are facing each other. We keep look at each other but she really doesn't want to make eye contact too much. Like I said all I have on is my shorts. Well I hike up my shorts to one side and let my package hang out for her viewing pleasure. I am looking away but keep coming back to her. She sees my man flesh and her eyes become locked on cock. No shit, she is just staring right between my legs. She is not even trying to hide it. When I realize this I adjust myself to let her get a better view by shifting my shorts even more to the side. She is not looking away at all. Now I am thinking about someone else coming into the sauna and seeing but I am in a position where if the door opens I play it off. The lady is just sitting their smiling and enjoying the show. This all last maybe 5 or 6 minutes.

She then looks at me and smiles as to say thank you. I swear I couldn't believe this was happening. When she was smiling I started to get a stiffy but my dick stayed pretty calm. All of a sudden the door opens. She heads straight for the door and takes off. I am just laughing to myself. I just wanted to fuck with her a little. I thought for sure she would get offended and leave but that was not the case. I went to the whirlpool after and then got dressed to leave. When I am leaving she is in the lobby with a man and 2 other women. I walk by her but she wont look at me.

I go home and I tell the wife about what happened and she starts screaming at me saying how sick minded I am and immoral I can be at times. I told her I was thinking of her the whole time and she tells me to fuck off. Then we are getting ready for bed and I tell her I was wrong and I am sorry. She says I really shouldn't do things like that. I give her a hug and kiss my beautiful my. I was horny from all the action in the sauna so I thought I should blow my wad. So we are sharing a nice moment kissing and taking each others cloths off but again my imagination gets the better of me and I start to take the T-shirt off she is wearing and I am pulling it over her head but I leave the T-shirt on to were her face is the only thing showing through the neck hole. She asks me what I am doing, I try to play it off but she gets pissed and realizes that I put the shirt like that so she would look like a muslim woman wearing a vail. I ened up getting no sex. But I was laughing my as off. But the wife was not happy. I went to sleep that night knowing that I at least pleased one women that night.

The wife thinks I need help. Am I wrong or is she just over reacting?

Pipecrew · 04-12-2002, 11:07 PM

Thanks for sharing, can you make it a simple 5 liner next time, no one will read all that, I lost interest at Sauna and Shorts

eroswebmaster · 04-12-2002, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
Thanks for sharing, can you make it a simple 5 liner next time, no one will read all that, I lost interest at Sauna and Shorts

LOL no shit...I guess he thought this was penthouse forum and not GFY

bhutocracy · 04-12-2002, 11:09 PM

lol.... thats some funny shit

Bobo · 04-12-2002, 11:09 PM

I concur with Pipecrew. A little long for a kiss and tell story!

NoName NoSlogan · 04-12-2002, 11:18 PM

Can we say ADD?

kmanrox · 04-12-2002, 11:37 PM

i read the first sentence then became uninterested in your post... but i feelcmpelled to say i would love to dirty sanchez a middle eastern beeeotch...

good day

DigitalPimpShit · 04-12-2002, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
Thanks for sharing, can you make it a simple 5 liner next time, no one will read all that, I lost interest at Sauna and Shorts

LOL..thats exactly how far I made it

chodadog · 04-12-2002, 11:42 PM

AHAHHAHAHA!

SleazyDream · 04-12-2002, 11:58 PM

i hope you fucked her in that story casue I couldn't get past sentance two.

Dammy · 04-13-2002, 01:14 AM

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When she was smiling I started to get a stiffy but my dick stayed pretty calm

huh?

RaGe · 04-13-2002, 01:29 AM

HAHAHAHA

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I go home and I tell the wife about what happened and she starts screaming at me saying how sick minded I am and immoral I can be at times.

you showed some muslim girl your cock, then thought it was a good idea to tell your wife about it?

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 04-13-2002, 01:35 AM

I was buzzing enough to read the whole damn thing ... and personally I think you have a very vivid imagination ... you could sell those stories to paysite owners or maybe even such as penthouse forum ... but maybe one of the lesser known ones to begin with ...

Your story does have several flaws it though ... being married to an Indian woman, I know you are full of shit !!

Any Muslim woman who is wearing traditional muslim clothing is doing so because she is a devout follower of her religeon ...

A muslim woman wearing traditional muslim clothing, woud first off NEVER be allowed to be in a public place with males other than family members, without a brother or husband present.

Another slight fuckup in your fantasy, is your expecting us to believe that she is going to sit in a sauna wearing her blue jeans and shirt, AND full Kaftan, or burka ... yeah OK .. I am following this now ...

I bet you take showers in your 3 piece suit also ... right ??

Your story ... although being very flawed ... does posess a bit of erotic merit ... it ALMOST made my soldier twitch a little bit ...

I give it a 5.5 out of ten ...
With practise, I am sure you may have a future in erotic fiction.

meRx · 04-13-2002, 03:53 AM

Personally i think you should have whipped your soldier out and whispered to her "Touch It"

LoveAsianChicks · 04-13-2002, 06:00 AM

If thats true its kinda cool.
Anyway Sex with someone from a different culture & race is exciting.

I'm just surprised you would tell your wife you showed another women your dick, then tried to make your wife look like she is wearing Muslim clothing - LOL

I saw this pic of these Palestine Women wearing some "traditional" suicide bomber outfit and thought it would be wild to fuck someone like that.
A very Naughty girl!

hyper · 04-13-2002, 06:07 AM

bullshit

Sly_RJ · 04-13-2002, 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LoveAsianChicks
I saw this pic of these Palestine Women wearing some "traditional" suicide bomber outfit and thought it would be wild to fuck someone like that.
A very Naughty girl!

Just make sure she doesn't strap a bomb to your dick. A new definition for strap-on!

hyper · 04-13-2002, 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Just make sure she doesn't strap a bomb to your dick. A new definition for strap-on!

yo dat bitch is da BOMB

LoveAsianChicks · 04-13-2002, 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Just make sure she doesn't strap a bomb to your dick. A new definition for strap-on!

LOL!

04-12-2002, 11:06 PM	#1
NoName NoSlogan Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: NV Posts: 45	I want to bang a muslim woman OK, so I am all by myself in the sauna the other night and I am relaxing and enjoying the steam. All I have on is my shorts. The door opens and this women dressed from head to toe in traditional arab gear for women. I could tell she even had blue jeans underneath her robe. The only thing showing was her face. I am like what the fuck is she doing in here. She was skinny as hell so she wasn't looking to lose weight. I look at her and she looks at me and we smile at each other. Just trying to let her know I am friendly and don't mid her being in their with me. Now my sick mind gets the better of me here. I am sitting a few higher steps than her and we are facing each other. We keep look at each other but she really doesn't want to make eye contact too much. Like I said all I have on is my shorts. Well I hike up my shorts to one side and let my package hang out for her viewing pleasure. I am looking away but keep coming back to her. She sees my man flesh and her eyes become locked on cock. No shit, she is just staring right between my legs. She is not even trying to hide it. When I realize this I adjust myself to let her get a better view by shifting my shorts even more to the side. She is not looking away at all. Now I am thinking about someone else coming into the sauna and seeing but I am in a position where if the door opens I play it off. The lady is just sitting their smiling and enjoying the show. This all last maybe 5 or 6 minutes. She then looks at me and smiles as to say thank you. I swear I couldn't believe this was happening. When she was smiling I started to get a stiffy but my dick stayed pretty calm. All of a sudden the door opens. She heads straight for the door and takes off. I am just laughing to myself. I just wanted to fuck with her a little. I thought for sure she would get offended and leave but that was not the case. I went to the whirlpool after and then got dressed to leave. When I am leaving she is in the lobby with a man and 2 other women. I walk by her but she wont look at me. I go home and I tell the wife about what happened and she starts screaming at me saying how sick minded I am and immoral I can be at times. I told her I was thinking of her the whole time and she tells me to fuck off. Then we are getting ready for bed and I tell her I was wrong and I am sorry. She says I really shouldn't do things like that. I give her a hug and kiss my beautiful my. I was horny from all the action in the sauna so I thought I should blow my wad. So we are sharing a nice moment kissing and taking each others cloths off but again my imagination gets the better of me and I start to take the T-shirt off she is wearing and I am pulling it over her head but I leave the T-shirt on to were her face is the only thing showing through the neck hole. She asks me what I am doing, I try to play it off but she gets pissed and realizes that I put the shirt like that so she would look like a muslim woman wearing a vail. I ened up getting no sex. But I was laughing my as off. But the wife was not happy. I went to sleep that night knowing that I at least pleased one women that night. The wife thinks I need help. Am I wrong or is she just over reacting?

04-12-2002, 11:37 PM	#7
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04-12-2002, 11:58 PM	#10
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04-13-2002, 01:35 AM	#13
-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	I was buzzing enough to read the whole damn thing ... and personally I think you have a very vivid imagination ... you could sell those stories to paysite owners or maybe even such as penthouse forum ... but maybe one of the lesser known ones to begin with ... Your story does have several flaws it though ... being married to an Indian woman, I know you are full of shit !! Any Muslim woman who is wearing traditional muslim clothing is doing so because she is a devout follower of her religeon ... A muslim woman wearing traditional muslim clothing, woud first off NEVER be allowed to be in a public place with males other than family members, without a brother or husband present. Another slight fuckup in your fantasy, is your expecting us to believe that she is going to sit in a sauna wearing her blue jeans and shirt, AND full Kaftan, or burka ... yeah OK .. I am following this now ... I bet you take showers in your 3 piece suit also ... right ?? Your story ... although being very flawed ... does posess a bit of erotic merit ... it ALMOST made my soldier twitch a little bit ... I give it a 5.5 out of ten ... With practise, I am sure you may have a future in erotic fiction. __________________

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04-12-2002, 11:07 PM	#2
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	Thanks for sharing, can you make it a simple 5 liner next time, no one will read all that, I lost interest at Sauna and Shorts

04-12-2002, 11:09 PM	#4
bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	lol.... thats some funny shit

04-12-2002, 11:09 PM	#5
Bobo Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,253	I concur with Pipecrew. A little long for a kiss and tell story!

04-12-2002, 11:18 PM	#6
NoName NoSlogan Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: NV Posts: 45	Can we say ADD?

04-12-2002, 11:42 PM	#9
chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	AHAHHAHAHA!

04-13-2002, 06:00 AM	#15
LoveAsianChicks Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: -CANADA- Posts: 1,464	If thats true its kinda cool. Anyway Sex with someone from a different culture & race is exciting. I'm just surprised you would tell your wife you showed another women your dick, then tried to make your wife look like she is wearing Muslim clothing - LOL I saw this pic of these Palestine Women wearing some "traditional" suicide bomber outfit and thought it would be wild to fuck someone like that. A very Naughty girl! Last edited by LoveAsianChicks; 04-13-2002 at 06:03 AM..

04-13-2002, 06:07 AM	#16
hyper Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mass Ass Posts: 5,294	bullshit __________________