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Spider Ninja · 01-20-2006, 07:34 PM

anyone have any pirate jokes?

sonofsam · 01-20-2006, 07:38 PM

i got one

There once was a guy named spider ninja, he thought he was chio and put "yaaarrrgghhh" in the thread title... soon after, the masses of gfy realized that indeed it wasn't chio, and spider ninja was stoned to death.

Spider Ninja · 01-20-2006, 07:39 PM

haha...very good ;-)

Theo The Theologian · 01-20-2006, 07:49 PM

Praise you Brother Named Literally Although Most People Assume You Are Named For The Serial Killer. I thought that was ghost ninja.

On a side note do you find it strange that Plato, one of the greatest thinkers of all time eventually became the name of a clay like toy for children?

Spider Ninja · 01-20-2006, 07:52 PM

hmmmm...thanks for stopping by

EdgeXXX · 01-20-2006, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian

On a side note do you find it strange that Plato, one of the greatest thinkers of all time eventually became the name of a clay like toy for children?

Nah not really, I mean hell Newton eventually became the name of a fruit cookie.

EdgeXXX · 01-20-2006, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spider Ninja

anyone have any pirate jokes?

Oh, and no, only pirate drinking songs

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Spider Ninja · 01-20-2006, 07:55 PM

haha...very funny EdgeXXX

Thomas1007 · 01-20-2006, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

i got one

There once was a guy named spider ninja, he thought he was chio and put "yaaarrrgghhh" in the thread title... soon after, the masses of gfy realized that indeed it wasn't chio, and spider ninja was stoned to death.

lol nice comeback

Spider Ninja · 01-20-2006, 07:58 PM

we can do drinking songs instead:

1. Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey's throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o'day in a boozing ken
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

2. Fifteen men of the whole ship's list
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
The skipper lay with his nob in gore
Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore
And the scullion he was stabbed times four
And there they lay, and the soggy skies
Dripped down in up-staring eyes
In murk sunset and foul sunrise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

3. Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ten of the crew had the murder mark!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers' glut with a rotting red
And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes
Looking up at paradise
All souls bound just contrawise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

4. Fifteen men of 'em good and true
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
There was chest on chest of Spanish gold
With a ton of plate in the middle hold
And the cabins riot of stuff untold,
And they lay there that took the plum
With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb
While we shared all by the rule of thumb,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

5. More was seen through a sternlight screen
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Chartings undoubt where a woman had been
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
'Twas a flimsy shift on a bunker cot
With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot
And the lace stiff dry in a purplish blot
Oh was she wench or some shudderin' maid
That dared the knife and took the blade
By God! she had stuff for a plucky jade
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

6. Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight
With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight
And we heaved 'em over and out of sight,
With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well
And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell
Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

EdgeXXX · 01-20-2006, 08:02 PM

Hmmm, I'll have to think for a while to remember the lyrics.......... but I remember the chorus:

I like to go swimmin'
with bow-legged women,
and swim between their legs

Spider Ninja · 01-20-2006, 08:04 PM

01-20-2006, 07:34 PM	#1
Spider Ninja Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: NYC ICQ: 320970274 Posts: 2,051	Yaaarrrrghhhhh anyone have any pirate jokes?

01-20-2006, 07:38 PM	#2
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	i got one There once was a guy named spider ninja, he thought he was chio and put "yaaarrrgghhh" in the thread title... soon after, the masses of gfy realized that indeed it wasn't chio, and spider ninja was stoned to death. __________________ I like turtles.

01-20-2006, 07:49 PM	#4
Theo The Theologian Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,099	Praise you Brother Named Literally Although Most People Assume You Are Named For The Serial Killer. I thought that was ghost ninja. On a side note do you find it strange that Plato, one of the greatest thinkers of all time eventually became the name of a clay like toy for children? __________________ I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

01-20-2006, 08:02 PM	#11
EdgeXXX Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Secretely plotting a hostile takeover Posts: 5,816	Hmmm, I'll have to think for a while to remember the lyrics.......... but I remember the chorus: I like to go swimmin' with bow-legged women, and swim between their legs __________________ . . . . I have a sig

01-20-2006, 07:39 PM	#3
Spider Ninja Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: NYC ICQ: 320970274 Posts: 2,051	haha...very good ;-)

01-20-2006, 07:52 PM	#5
Spider Ninja Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: NYC ICQ: 320970274 Posts: 2,051	hmmmm...thanks for stopping by

01-20-2006, 07:55 PM	#8
Spider Ninja Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: NYC ICQ: 320970274 Posts: 2,051	haha...very funny EdgeXXX

01-20-2006, 07:58 PM	#10
Spider Ninja Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: NYC ICQ: 320970274 Posts: 2,051	we can do drinking songs instead: 1. Fifteen men on a dead man's chest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum Drink and the devil had done for the rest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike The bosun brained with a marlinspike And cookey's throat was marked belike It had been gripped by fingers ten; And there they lay, all good dead men Like break o'day in a boozing ken Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. 2. Fifteen men of the whole ship's list Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! The skipper lay with his nob in gore Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore And the scullion he was stabbed times four And there they lay, and the soggy skies Dripped down in up-staring eyes In murk sunset and foul sunrise Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. 3. Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Ten of the crew had the murder mark! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead Or a yawing hole in a battered head And the scuppers' glut with a rotting red And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes Looking up at paradise All souls bound just contrawise Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. 4. Fifteen men of 'em good and true Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew, Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! There was chest on chest of Spanish gold With a ton of plate in the middle hold And the cabins riot of stuff untold, And they lay there that took the plum With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb While we shared all by the rule of thumb, Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! 5. More was seen through a sternlight screen Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum Chartings undoubt where a woman had been Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. 'Twas a flimsy shift on a bunker cot With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot And the lace stiff dry in a purplish blot Oh was she wench or some shudderin' maid That dared the knife and took the blade By God! she had stuff for a plucky jade Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. 6. Fifteen men on a dead man's chest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum Drink and the devil had done for the rest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight And we heaved 'em over and out of sight, With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell, Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

01-20-2006, 08:04 PM	#12
Spider Ninja Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: NYC ICQ: 320970274 Posts: 2,051