Zombie survival guide - Funniest book ever! - GoFuckYourself.com

The Duck · 01-19-2006, 04:45 PM

Just finished reading it, added it to my store. Its the most hilarious book ever.

In this outrageous parody of a survival guide, Saturday Night Live staff writer Brooks prepares humanity for its eventual battle with zombies. One would expect the son of Mel Brooks to have a genetic predisposition to humor, and indeed, he does, and he exhibits it relentlessly here: he outlines virtually every possible zombie-human encounter, drafts detailed plans for defense and attack and outlines past recorded attacks dating from 60,000 B.C. to 2002. In planning for that catastrophic day when "the dead rise," Brooks urges readers to get to know themselves, their bodies, their weaponry, their surroundings and, just in case, their escape routes.

http://oddebooks.com/product_info.ph...c848a19276c407

PixeLs · 01-19-2006, 08:37 PM

That movie reminds me of "From Dusk til Dawn"..

Jackie69 · 01-19-2006, 08:48 PM

I've read that! My boyfriend took it a little too seriously though....

Jackie69 · 01-19-2006, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by PixeLs

That movie reminds me of "From Dusk til Dawn"..

awesome movie!

gotekix · 01-19-2006, 11:04 PM

Oh man I've been wanting to read this book for so long. I'm a huge fan of zombie flicks and I always think about what I'd do if a zombie outbreak occurred.

tristan_D · 01-20-2006, 12:48 AM

maybe after watching movies by George Romero and John Carpenter I'll buy that book

maja · 01-20-2006, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by gotekix

Oh man I've been wanting to read this book for so long. I'm a huge fan of zombie flicks and I always think about what I'd do if a zombie outbreak occurred.

I think about that a lot, lol. As long as you have shotguns (remember to aim for the head all the time) lots of ammo, a flamethrower, & a schoolbus you might have a slight chance...

MattOT · 01-20-2006, 03:10 AM

Great book i gotta get my hands on that i love the George Romero films

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